When we last left Boet-Man and Rippin’, they were stuck in a death-trap orchestrated by that fiendish Chaaina Prince of Crime, the Oke’er! Can Boet-Man escape the deadly device without his trusty protein powder shakes? Will Rippin’ ever klap with that sweet Betty known as Boet-Girl? And will the Boet-Mobile ever get those lekker new rims for Christmas? Tune in this week to find out!
In Other News: Risen 3 goes back to its roots, engage tinfoil haberdashery for Majestic Hats, go retro online with GTA and perhaps far too many screenshots of The Last Of Us Remastered have just popped up.
Here’s the news that we didn’t post today, because we were too busy forcing Matty to wear a slave girl Leah outfit for more awkward Star Wars photos.
News
Piranha wants to go back to its roots for Risen 3
Jazzy noir stealth game Third Eye Crime lands on Steam
Sonic Boom also has characters not covered in tape
Alternate 1980s RPG Majestic Nights is one big conspiracy
New Oculus Rift dev kits begin shipping
MLG suspends pro Call Of Duty player over repeated harassment
New GTA Online missions pay tribute to old GTA games
Do you want to look at 166 screenshots of The Last Of Us Remastered?
Stuff
Huge Minecraft desert city was built by one player over months
What if you could play all the PC on a tablet?
Stars, stars everywhere
Videos
NHL 15 – Superstar skill stick
Persona 4 Arena Ultimax – Rise trailer
EA Sports UFC – Free content update trailer
What’s on at The Movies
Walt Disney Africa showcase – Part 1
Amazing Spider-Man 3 pushed back to 2018, Sinister Six dated for 2016
We Review Cold Harbour – A moody crime drama undone by some fumbles
Top List Thursdays – The Top Ten grossing movies of 2014…so far
Steven Moffat talks Doctor Who – It’s not a fairy tale
Gotham showrunner Bruno Heller talks Hugo Strange, Two-face and the origins of Arkham
Miss Julie gives Colin Farrell some nasty thoughts in this first trailer
Model: Aimee Sadie
Last Updated: July 24, 2014
Admiral Chief Saxon
July 24, 2014 at 16:02
Genugtig!
Admiral Chief Saxon
July 24, 2014 at 16:02
I really hope we don’t have Matty as an ION “girl” next…
Alien Emperor Trevor
July 24, 2014 at 16:05
I like how he says they “forced” him to do it.
Hammersteyn
July 24, 2014 at 16:06
But he did pose, where did I put that pic again???
Umar GAAAAHH!!!
July 24, 2014 at 16:03
Holy crap….DAT…..Lampshade!
HvR - Still dislikes Random.or
July 24, 2014 at 16:04
I KNOW, cream with red WTF?
Admiral Chief Saxon
July 24, 2014 at 16:10
WHERE???
HvR - Still dislikes Random.or
July 24, 2014 at 16:11
HAHA, made you look away.
Admiral Chief Saxon
July 24, 2014 at 16:08
AWWWW JISSSSS this day is OVERRRRRRRR
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Sith JJ
July 24, 2014 at 16:09
http://fc04.deviantart.net/fs70/f/2011/038/a/4/3d_la_emoticon_by_thecospig-d3916o1.gif
Thank you Martin for giving us the gif of the week.
ToshZA
July 24, 2014 at 16:10
This gif works in almost any context. It’s brilliant.
Sith JJ
July 24, 2014 at 16:12
It really does
Just Skyped it to everyone at work. For no reason
Sageville
July 24, 2014 at 16:13
Lets not overuse this awesomeness.
ToshZA
July 24, 2014 at 16:13
That’s what he said?
Sith JJ
July 24, 2014 at 16:14
“HE”?
Alright then.
ToshZA
July 24, 2014 at 16:14
Because “She pointed to her dick” doesn’t sound right.
VampyreSquirrel
July 24, 2014 at 16:37
Hahahahaha! That gif is AWESOME!
Sir Rants A Lot Llew
July 24, 2014 at 17:41
Wooot wooooot. Best gif eva!!!!
Admiral Chief Saxon
July 24, 2014 at 16:09
FART CANNON!!!
http://d3dsacqprgcsqh.cloudfront.net/photo/agyRBxw_460sa_v1.gif
Admiral Chief Saxon
July 24, 2014 at 16:12
http://d3dsacqprgcsqh.cloudfront.net/photo/aAYn1y9_460sa_v1.gif
ToshZA
July 24, 2014 at 16:13
Just, why?
Sith JJ
July 24, 2014 at 16:14
Ah, the teenage years.
VampyreSquirrel
July 24, 2014 at 16:42
That’s a really badly made door.
Lord Chaos
July 25, 2014 at 06:22
If you look closely the door is already damaged.
Kensei Seraph
July 25, 2014 at 07:26
He must have tried that several times already.
ToshZA
July 24, 2014 at 16:17
Tell me, why is the ION for the day (The article, not the header) the place for the random gifs we find during said day? Why can’t we start the day off, first article, with the random gifs? Who made this the gif article. And why do so few people get to see the awesomeness? Also, who leaves work at 4pm, you lazy bums.
VampyreSquirrel
July 24, 2014 at 16:41
Lol! Good points… but I’m here till 5… LG’s dead by then.
ToshZA
July 24, 2014 at 16:43
Yup. But there’s so few of us 😛
Kensei Seraph
July 25, 2014 at 07:26
I leave between 3pm and 3:30pm and I get to work at 7:30am so first article for me is different from the first article for most other people.
Admiral Chief Saxon
July 25, 2014 at 07:38
I shall post gifs early in the morning as well then
Anon A Mouse
July 24, 2014 at 16:26
….
Corrie Botha
July 24, 2014 at 16:52
Please Moar adventures of Boet-Man and Rippin’ , almost fell of gym seat, ironically.
Has anybody ever seen the CollegeHumor Batman skits, epic.
Mark Treloar
July 24, 2014 at 16:53
Because no day can be complete without this