BUT FOR ME IT WAS SIMPLY TUESDAY! Yes my fine chums, we have come to another part of the week that is now only technically 20% over. Go home to your families. Embrace your loved ones as the cold sets in. Await the eventual entropy that is the heat death of the universe. Realise that I’ll waffle on about practically anything.
In Other News: Iwata needs a get-well soon card, Ubisoft wasn’t comfortable with all those ninnies having a childish reaction to the Far Cry 4 box art, Gone Home to a Dim Bulb and even Xbox is having a sale.
Here’s the news that we didn’t post today, because we were too busy taping our nipples up for some weekend pain-ball.
News
Far Cry 4 box art assumptions were uncomfortable says Ubisoft
Xbox Live sale cuts prices of 27 Xbox 360 games
PS4 firmware update 1.72 is live
PS4 exclusive Batman Arkham Knight content teased
Nintendo’s Satoru Iwata missed E3 to have surgery
Gone Home co-creator opens new studio, Dim Bulb games
Former The Last Guardian devs unveil open world adventure game Vane
More than half of UK game studios employ four or less people
Stuff
A diary of my first day at Pokemon Art Academy
Too many PC games are a pain to get running right
Postcards From The Clipping Plane: the cyclical nature of game development
A history of videogame hardware: Nintendo 64
Videos
Skyforge – E3 2014 trailer
Divinity: Original Sin – Features trailer
SMITE – Ra’America trailer
What’s on at The Movies
You should be watching – The 100
Dawn Of The Planet Of The Apes has made a quantum leap forward in visual effects
There are no heroes in this latest trailer for The Purge: Anarchy
Rumour – Sylvester Stallone is coming back for Rambo V
Batman vs Superman rumours – Wonder Woman’s costume, Batman’s hideout and Lex Luthor’s motivations
This trailer for The Wedding Ringer just got a little excited
Model: Megan Medellin
Last Updated: June 24, 2014
Admiral Chief Cyber Commando
June 24, 2014 at 16:02
PSfawr firmware? Hmmmm
Admiral Chief Cyber Commando
June 24, 2014 at 16:04
Hmmm, upon reading that MP3 thing on kotaku…I’m cautious starting mine up (bought, installed, backed up, never played)
Corrie Botha
June 24, 2014 at 16:18
You really should , bought it awhile back and installed it last week or so apart from the steam/Social club link on startup, the game plays fine, plus multiplayer is still great to play espicially while waiting for GTA V on PC. was just confused at first as why was the game saying I was Lazy?, only to realize it’s due to the LG crew.
Unavengedavo
June 24, 2014 at 16:06
Paintball? When and where?
Admiral Chief Cyber Commando
June 24, 2014 at 16:17
PAIN ball it seems
Unavengedavo
June 24, 2014 at 16:26
What’s the difference?
VampyreSquirrel
June 24, 2014 at 16:38
One uses paintball guns with paintballs… the other replaces the paintballs with golf balls, or something similar?
HvR - Still dislikes Random.or
June 24, 2014 at 16:41
Those self defense pepper and plastic balls.
I’ll put my money on Darryn he is used to getting shot and sprayed with self defense non-lethal weapons.
Admiral Chief Cyber Commando
June 24, 2014 at 17:37
PAINball is felt by the losers 😛
Lardus-Resident Perve
June 24, 2014 at 16:20
http://i1.ytimg.com/vi/gdB2-4F8UYY/0.jpg
But I still like her 😛
Unavengedavo
June 24, 2014 at 16:29
Well, she has nice boots
Lardus-Resident Perve
June 24, 2014 at 16:34
I…did not notice them…
VampyreSquirrel
June 24, 2014 at 16:38
Boots? Mole? WTF are you guys on about?
Lardus-Resident Perve
June 24, 2014 at 19:39
On the left breast…I am a breast connoisseur – just ask the lasses at the Midrand Dance Academy 😛
HvR - Still dislikes Random.or
June 24, 2014 at 19:44
How I imagine Lardus at a dance academy, just with more beard.
http://cosbysweaters.nextimpulsemedia.netdna-cdn.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/TD4W3.gif
Lardus-Resident Perve
June 24, 2014 at 20:13
Yes, more beard and more motorboating!!
Matewis Jubilai
June 24, 2014 at 16:30
Damned weather. I have my toaster plugged in next to my desk. Damn thing only heats for a minute at a time before the loud “BOINGG!!!”
Grimthwacker
June 24, 2014 at 17:03
Ummm… if my maths is correct, it is 40% of the week done??
HvR - Still dislikes Random.or
June 24, 2014 at 17:26
Oi, you know this is like correcting the “most special child” in the special education class.
The D
June 24, 2014 at 17:39
I’m working my maths on a ten-day week. This makes perfect sense to me.
Grimthwacker
June 24, 2014 at 18:03
Exactly…. 2 days done out of 5 days….. equals 40%. Oh wait… PLEASE tell me today is Tuesday!!!!!
Alien Emperor Trevor
June 24, 2014 at 20:29
Exactly. We work on the decimal system here.
DiggityDingDong
June 24, 2014 at 18:54
Nice couch!
CAE9872
June 24, 2014 at 22:12
Personally I like the shoes more!