Interesting day. I nearly found my yellow ass in prison in prison after being stopped at a road-block this morning. No, I didn’t have a dead Swedish hooker in the boot (That’s a trunk, for those of you Stars and stripes or maple leaves on your flags). Not this time, anyway. No. But I did, the officer informed me, have a collection of traffic violations the value of which exceed the gross capita of a small country. That, and my licence had expired…somewhere around two years ago. He also kindly informed that I was destined to spend the evening pleasuring some toothless holding cell inmate.
My arsehole, you can easily understand, was clenched tighter than Joan Rivers’ face. For some reason though – maybe officer (Sir!) liked my face (in a non-prison movie kind of way, hopefully!) or felt sorry for me, but he let me off with a nothing but a warning, even though he was in all likelihood looking for a greased palm.
Here’s the news we didn’t post because we spent the rest of the day at the licencing department.
PS3 Skyrim Lag caused by bookshelves?
Rumour: Mortal Kombat 10 confirmed
GTA V news coming next month?
THQ Devs call for executive heads
SNK resurrects the Neo Geo
Square Enix may not let Kane and Lynch’s ‘Sleeping Dogs’ lie
Jak and Daxter Collection hitting EU next month
The Strangest PS3 Playstyle on Earth
Opinion: Where Skyrim fails
Why it’s do-or-die time for EA
Bioshock Infinite’s 1999 mode tells you you’re playing wrong
5 annoying things gamers do when losing online
Seven of the most blatant rip offs in videogame history
Modern Warfare 3 DLC Easter Egg
Silent Hill Downpour preview
Two new Ken-centric Street Fighter X Tekken trailers
Unboxing the MGS HD Collector’s Edition
Inside Kingdoms of Amalur’s sound and music
Binary Domain: The world’s changed
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Last Updated: January 25, 2012