It’s Monday! Hooray for the dawn of a new week. I LOVE Mondays! They’re new beginnings, right? Who’s with me? Guys? Where’d you go?Anyway, I thought I’d relate unto you something that happened this weekend. My infinitely better half was lying on the couch, resting her eyes, me walking about in my boxers.
It was an opportunity I just couldn’t pass up. I freed my fuzzy man-plums from my underwear, straddled the furniture and placed them – lovingly – on her forehead, dunking them as many times as I could before the realisation of what was happening dawned on her. I had, for the very first time, tea-bagged somebody outside of the realm of videogames.
Juvenile? Absolutely..but also oddly empowering.
Here’s the news we didn’t post because I’ve been nursing my testicles after getting kicked in them.
Ninja Theory Hiring for Unannounced Unreal Game. Enslaved 2?
Sony cuts US, Japanese PSP Go Price
PSP2 Has Big Screen, Overheating Issues
Quickscoping â€œtoned downâ€ in Black Ops
Blizzard Open to Helping bungie on MMO
EA likely to give up on MMA
Diablo 3 getting a Beta
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Last Updated: October 25, 2010