It’s so…quiet in the office today. Geoff is currently experiencing the hell that is month-end shopping on a payday, Alessandro has vanished into the Wits nether-sphere and Zoe has dragged Matty along to the dildo flea market of Sexpo 2015. I hope they get me that latex gimp suit that I’ve been wanting.
With everyone gone, I’ve been left in charge of the site. So you can expect some BIG changes soon. On Monday, be prepared for even more Destiny posts as I run wild, drunk on the intoxicating fumes of power that have gone to my head! Also, no girlz allowed onto the website, and the first person who makes a crack about why I’m being excluded gets a lifetime ban.
In Other News: Disney Infinity goes mobile, there’s a Christmas nightmare linked to this Kickstarter, Konami isn’t on fire and the stupidest review restrictions we’ve ever had to deal with.
Here’s the news that we didn’t post today, because I was too busy wondering when Port Elizabeth had kicked off a neck massager industry.
News
Halo 5: Guardian’s eSports Breakout mode gets tweaked after the beta
Maxis boss Lucy Bradshaw is leaving EA
Disney Infinity: Toy Box 3.0 arrives for mobile devices
System Shock: Enhanced Edition launches on GOG
Fancy a game by the art director of The Nightmare Before Christmas?
Orion Trail blasts off from Early Access on October 12
Steam’s hosting a free weekend for Dawn of War
WildStar is getting graphical enhancements when it goes free-to-play
Stuff
No, Konami’s Tokyo office is not on fire
The Ubisoft division where accountants and HR managers make games
Check out these dumbass review restrictions
Metal Gear Solid 5: The unfinished swan song
Videos
Rainbow Six Siege – Closed Beta trailer
Jotun – Release trailer
Tony Hawk’s Pro Skater 5 – The Skaters Part 2
What’s on at The Movies
This trailer for ANGRY BIRDS is working on managing its anger
This new trailer for HEROES REBORN confirms the fate of Claire Bennett!
Movies out today: 25 September 2015
Ridley Scott reveals PROMETHEUS 2 title, plans to link sequels (yes, plural!) to ALIEN
JOHN WICK 2 has found its director
Drew Goddard talks about the SINISTER SIX movie that almost was
This RIDE ALONG 2 trailer is not intimidated by you
Last Updated: September 25, 2015
Commander JJ of the Normandy
September 25, 2015 at 16:04
I look forward to your changes Darryn.
Ryanza
September 25, 2015 at 16:07
Where is Mandela when we need him. If Mandela give the team a call, they will win. If Mandela rocks up and shows his face, they will win the world cup.
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Here’s some good luck to win against Samoa. If I mention Mandela, we have a good chance of winning right?
Ryanza
September 25, 2015 at 16:11
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Alien Emperor Trevor
September 25, 2015 at 17:48
Why’s Zoe standing next to a giant dildo? I mean, in front of one. Oops.
Corrie
September 25, 2015 at 16:14
Sooo Uhm the other guys here( yes the other guys and definitely not me in any way imaginable, since I was like no I’m cool not knowing and all and uhhh not banned for life) were asking
“Why were you excluded Darryn?” quote taken directly by the everyone else and definitely not me in any way :p
#LoopHole
HvR
September 25, 2015 at 17:28
Why is Darryn not being sent to the sexpo in PE
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Henry Miller Veis
September 28, 2015 at 04:46
Love my j?b, since I’ve been bringing in $120/h… I sit at home, music playing while I w?rk in front of my new iMac that I got now that I’m making it ?nline. All I do are super fun tasks from this one cool site. Check this out (look on my profiIe 4 site link)
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Lardus-For the Emperor!
September 28, 2015 at 09:24
Hmmmm didn’t see anyone familiar at the expo…not even the performers that were there for photos…must admit Sexpo is getting boring. Same-same with only difference the visiting performers that change every year.