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In Other News – 26 August 2015

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For those of you who still don’t follow us on twitter, you might not be aware that we’ve been under severe DDoS attack. You might just think the site has been slow and wonky for no reason. We promise, we are doing everything we can to fix things and get back to normal. In the meantime, we have started some bloodletting rituals on Matty and Sandy to drain their youthful life-force to power the site. Praise Beelzebub!

In Other News: Ask Bungie anything on a specific topic, wait until dawn to play Until Dawn and Twitch beats another Dark Souls boss.

Here’s the news we didn’t post today because we were too busy trying to explain to Darryn what Tinder is.

News

Diablo 3 Patch 2.3.0 Arrives With New Magical Cube
If you pre-purchased Until Dawn on PSN and can’t play, Sony is working on it
Ask Bungie Anything About Destiny: The Taken King
Nidhogg developer’s sci-fi action game out now

Stuff

Final Fantasy XIV: A Realm Reborn Conquers Korea: 250,000 Gamers Play Every Day
Konami to close 31 premium mobile games in Japan
Twitch Plays Dark Souls has beaten the Taurus Demon
Get Hotline Miami, Grim Fandango, Child of Light & More At A Discount With PSN’s Retro Sale

Vidja

I am Bread – Official Trailer | PS4

Until Dawn – Press kit unboxing

Dragon’s Dogma Online – Launch Trailer (PS4)

The Movies

Last Updated: August 26, 2015

16 Comments

  1. Alien Emperor Trevor

    August 26, 2015 at 16:10

    D didn’t know what tinder is? It’s the easily flammable twigs or paper you use to light a fire. Do you even braai, bro?!

    Also, some person is going to finish Witcher 3 tonight. Hint: It’s me!

    Reply

    • Admiral Chief on the mend

      August 26, 2015 at 16:38

      SPOILER ALERT, GERALT SAVES GOTHAM

      Reply

      • Lord Chaos

        August 26, 2015 at 16:39

        By throwing the one ring into the Deathstar’s exhaust port.

        Reply

        • Witcher Bob

          August 26, 2015 at 16:41

          But only because Geralt has a lighting-shaped scar on his forehead and wields the buster sword.

          Reply

          • VampyreSquirrel

            August 26, 2015 at 16:46

            And Captains the USS Enterprise next to Neo

          • Thats_how_I_Troll

            August 27, 2015 at 15:19

            And he holds all 5 cards of Exodia in his hand

    • Alien Emperor Trevor

      August 26, 2015 at 20:26

      aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand… DONE! Where’d these onions come from?

      Reply

  2. Hammersteyn

    August 26, 2015 at 16:10

    I will ask Bungie how they are improving the stability of connections in the Taken King. Also…

    Reply

  3. Lord Chaos

    August 26, 2015 at 16:12

    Fighting DDoS with blood magic?

    Wouldn’t fighting evil with more evil get… More of me?

    Reply

    • Alien Emperor Trevor

      August 26, 2015 at 16:15

      No, minus times minus equals plus, not more minus. ;P

      Reply

      • Lord Chaos

        August 26, 2015 at 16:18

        Everyone knows blood magic is already a double negative… 😛

        Reply

    • VampyreSquirrel

      August 26, 2015 at 16:27

      They’re fighting with evil, not trying to divide by zero.

      Reply

      • Lord Chaos

        August 26, 2015 at 16:29

        Working as a programmer in finance, this comment scares me.

        Reply

    • Witcher Bob

      August 26, 2015 at 16:29

      Nope, just gets you the Suicide Squad.

      Reply

  4. Witcher Bob

    August 26, 2015 at 16:27

    Blood for the Blood God, Skulls for the Skull Throne…well in this case, cabbage juice for the cabbage server.

    Reply

  5. Admiral Chief on the mend

    August 26, 2015 at 16:37

    Flippen DDooooose doing the DDoS

    Reply

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