I’m going to be frank; the picture here looks about as tasty as old shoe-leather soaked in goat’s piss, but it’s the closest I could find to a cake made out of actual cabbage. Why would I want that? Because it’s resident cabbage Mattyfig’s birthday today, of course!
The actual cabbage cake, when done, seems like it may taste okay, but that’s besides the point. It’s essentially your usual cabbage rolls – stuffed with mince and rice and very probably tastes rather nice. The point though, is that it’s Matty’s birthday, so Cabbage cake for you!
In other news: The Witcher 3 is a UK hit, Power Fantasy makes games a doddle and where your mouse moves when you game.
Here’s the news we didn’t post because CALA A BOCA MATTY!
The Witcher 3: Wild Hunt is the biggest UK launch of 2015 to date
Is this the new Logitech wheel for PlayStation 4?
Battlefield 4?s spring patch goes live tomorrow
The SOMA ARG’s spilled a new trailer
Lethal Tactics brings its intelligent gameplay to Early Access
Dawg, he put da city on his back
You have to see what you’re playing: Why the camera is so important in games
Tracking where a mouse moves during gaming
In a power fantasy, you’re not getting better, the game’s making itself easier
What’s on at The Movies
Chris Pratt apologises for everything ahead of Jurassic Park world tour
MAD MAX: FURY ROAD Blu Ray to feature “best” black and white version of the movie
The new IT is dead for now
David Lynch, among others, returns to TWIN PEAKS
THE LEGEND OF CONAN will revive the dark tone of the original 1982 film
Season 2 of AGENT CARTER will have a lighter feel and more episodes
Edgar Wright’s ANT-MAN would have been more “silly”. Plus, new images and cameo hints!
Matt Damon is an astronaut again in these first images for Ridley Scott’s THE MARTIAN!
Last Updated: May 26, 2015