I’m going to be frank; the picture here looks about as tasty as old shoe-leather soaked in goat’s piss, but it’s the closest I could find to a cake made out of actual cabbage. Why would I want that? Because it’s resident cabbage Mattyfig’s birthday today, of course!
The actual cabbage cake, when done, seems like it may taste okay, but that’s besides the point. It’s essentially your usual cabbage rolls – stuffed with mince and rice and very probably tastes rather nice. The point though, is that it’s Matty’s birthday, so Cabbage cake for you!
In other news: The Witcher 3 is a UK hit, Power Fantasy makes games a doddle and where your mouse moves when you game.
Here’s the news we didn’t post because CALA A BOCA MATTY!
News
The Witcher 3: Wild Hunt is the biggest UK launch of 2015 to date
Is this the new Logitech wheel for PlayStation 4?
Battlefield 4?s spring patch goes live tomorrow
The SOMA ARG’s spilled a new trailer
Lethal Tactics brings its intelligent gameplay to Early Access
Stuff
Dawg, he put da city on his back
You have to see what you’re playing: Why the camera is so important in games
Tracking where a mouse moves during gaming
In a power fantasy, you’re not getting better, the game’s making itself easier
Videos
Batman: Arkham Knight – Villains trailer
Might & Magic Heroes VII – PC beta trailer
What’s on at The Movies
Chris Pratt apologises for everything ahead of Jurassic Park world tour
MAD MAX: FURY ROAD Blu Ray to feature “best” black and white version of the movie
The new IT is dead for now
David Lynch, among others, returns to TWIN PEAKS
THE LEGEND OF CONAN will revive the dark tone of the original 1982 film
Season 2 of AGENT CARTER will have a lighter feel and more episodes
Edgar Wright’s ANT-MAN would have been more “silly”. Plus, new images and cameo hints!
Matt Damon is an astronaut again in these first images for Ridley Scott’s THE MARTIAN!
Last Updated: May 26, 2015
Admiral Chief's Adventure
May 26, 2015 at 16:01
Happy Hairy Birthknees!
HairyEwok
May 26, 2015 at 17:24
Wait what?
Spathi
May 26, 2015 at 16:03
Happy Birthday!
The Sten
May 26, 2015 at 16:03
….but you dont look anything like frank
Blood Emperor Trevor
May 26, 2015 at 16:04
…
Brady miaau
May 26, 2015 at 16:06
so, tell me what you want, what you really, really want?
Pariah
May 26, 2015 at 16:06
A bucket? XD
Hammersteyn
May 26, 2015 at 16:08
I’ll tell you what I want,what I really,really want?
Blood Emperor Trevor
May 26, 2015 at 16:09
NOT THAT!
Captain JJ Hack&Slash&Dodge
May 26, 2015 at 16:10
Here you go…
Pariah
May 26, 2015 at 16:11
The fact you posted that so quickly makes me wonder what your bookmarks tab looks like.
Actually no, I’ve reconsidered. I don’t want to know. XD
Lord Chaos
May 26, 2015 at 16:21
He had to get married somehow.
Now where did I leave that line?
Pariah
May 26, 2015 at 16:34
Yoh! O_O
XD
Hammersteyn
May 26, 2015 at 16:11
Ginger Spice, before ginger was a dirty word
Blood Emperor Trevor
May 26, 2015 at 16:12
What did I just say? 🙁
Hammersteyn
May 26, 2015 at 16:12
He thought Rince was talking?
Captain JJ Hack&Slash&Dodge
May 26, 2015 at 16:13
You, asking for mercy.
That’s rich.
Blood Emperor Trevor
May 26, 2015 at 16:14
What have I ever done to deserve this? I’ve been nothing but nice to you people. You cut me deep, bro!
Pariah
May 26, 2015 at 16:16
http://bbsimg.ngfiles.com/1/24146000/ngbbs50244dad77ffa.jpg
Hammersteyn
May 26, 2015 at 16:17
He’s feeling genocidal again
Captain JJ Hack&Slash&Dodge
May 26, 2015 at 16:16
Oh yea, I forgot. You’re only mean to Rince.
Blood Emperor Trevor
May 26, 2015 at 18:14
It’s a public service really.
Hammersteyn
May 26, 2015 at 16:20
You wanna be @disqus_DoEH3TsffU:disqus’s lover?
Captain JJ Hack&Slash&Dodge
May 26, 2015 at 16:25
:/
Hammersteyn
May 26, 2015 at 16:25
I’m not the one going all spice up in here.
Captain JJ Hack&Slash&Dodge
May 26, 2015 at 16:27
Haha.
Lord Chaos
May 26, 2015 at 16:27
But he has to get with your friends first?
What kind of pervert are you?
Hammersteyn
May 26, 2015 at 16:29
Also “If you want my future forget my past”
*Wonders what @johnambitious:disqus did that was so bad
Captain JJ Hack&Slash&Dodge
May 26, 2015 at 16:30
I’m not supposed to talk about it.
Lord Chaos
May 26, 2015 at 16:32
All I got is: it must include Dutch.
Hammersteyn
May 26, 2015 at 16:32
*includes Dutch eating cabbage cake.
Pariah
May 26, 2015 at 16:33
In addition to his bookmarks, don’t check his browser history?
I thought that was implied?
Hammersteyn
May 26, 2015 at 16:34
Gaaaaaaaaaaaaah, no!
http://www.blinkbrowbar.ca/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/02-03-zoomed.png
Captain JJ Hack&Slash&Dodge
May 26, 2015 at 16:35
Damn it. No wookie examples.
Captain JJ Hack&Slash&Dodge
May 26, 2015 at 16:29
LOOOOOL
Damn it, Mr Miaau is the one who started it and somehow I’m always the one ending up taking the hits.
Hammersteyn
May 26, 2015 at 16:32
*@johnambitious:disqus uses deflect with his eyebrows. It’s very effective!
Captain JJ Hack&Slash&Dodge
May 26, 2015 at 16:33
IXD
Captain JJ Hack&Slash&Dodge
May 26, 2015 at 16:09
It’s lazygamer, what else would he be getting?
Pariah
May 26, 2015 at 16:05
“looks about as tasty as old shoe-leather soaked in goat’s piss” nailed it. *vomits
Brady miaau
May 26, 2015 at 16:05
I wonder when Lazygamer.net will have game related forums? Or is that not a good idea, ala toxicity and maintenance?
Ottokie
May 26, 2015 at 16:08
For now we have the Lazygamer Steam group where you can post some stuff or ninja jump into someones MP game.
Maby like a Teamspeak or Ventrillo server were we could go at night to talk or group up would also help 😛
Geoffrey Tim
May 26, 2015 at 16:38
We had a forum once. It didnt work out. We’ve looked at perhaps brining one back – but feel it would ultimately cannibalise our comments.
Captain JJ Hack&Slash&Dodge
May 26, 2015 at 16:41
Yes, I didn’t even consider that, but it probably would.
Brady miaau
May 26, 2015 at 17:04
point Geoffrey Tim
Admiral Chief's Adventure
May 27, 2015 at 08:26
DON’T DO IT!
Ottokie
May 26, 2015 at 16:05
Happy B-Day Matty! and also that header image is making me remember why the hell I’m a carnivore.
Hammersteyn
May 26, 2015 at 16:07
Exactly, that cake is what my food eats.
Captain JJ Hack&Slash&Dodge
May 26, 2015 at 16:07
Ugrh. Cabbage.
The veggie though, not the journalist. 😀
Hammersteyn
May 26, 2015 at 16:07
Maaaaaaaaaaattttttttttttyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!
*Takes a bite
http://media.giphy.com/media/NsyUZQ6OJDVdu/giphy.gif
Pariah
May 26, 2015 at 16:10
I’ve been back 10 minutes and I think I need to leave. That liquid looks like apple jelly. Which means it looks delicious.
*Tries to bleach brain
Captain JJ Hack&Slash&Dodge
May 26, 2015 at 16:11
This makes me think of that Family Guy episode.
And then the time travel one, where they throw up in reverse.
Hammersteyn
May 26, 2015 at 16:37
lol
Sageville
May 27, 2015 at 09:53
Nooooooooooooooooo!
Captain JJ Hack&Slash&Dodge
May 26, 2015 at 16:08
Happy cabbage, mister birthday!
Hammersteyn
May 26, 2015 at 16:11
ION header just for Matty!
*Flies far far away.
http://www.traveltinderella.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/Hairy-knees.jpg
Captain JJ Hack&Slash&Dodge
May 26, 2015 at 16:11
Those are really ugly tiles
Pariah
May 26, 2015 at 16:12
At least he’s camouflaged.
Hammersteyn
May 26, 2015 at 16:12
Shower curtain looks old….
Admiral Chief's Adventure
May 26, 2015 at 16:12
BWAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAH
Ottokie
May 26, 2015 at 16:13
Well it “is” winter after all…
hairyknees
May 26, 2015 at 16:14
EW O_O
Hammersteyn
May 26, 2015 at 16:15
Lies again! We all know what you like XD
hairyknees
May 26, 2015 at 16:35
Well maybe those are my knees and not hers… 😛
Hammersteyn
May 26, 2015 at 16:36
O_o well played.
Lord Chaos
May 26, 2015 at 16:37
Your knees bend backward? O_o
hairyknees
May 26, 2015 at 17:08
Actually, if you look closely, those knees belong to the person taking the pic. Trust me, I know, they look just like my legs.
Also, I took that picture.
*flies away*
Pariah
May 26, 2015 at 16:37
The question still remains: what were you doing in the bath with Rince?
*RUNS
hairyknees
May 26, 2015 at 16:14
Fanks guys <3 😀
P.S that cake looks disgusting O_O
Hammersteyn
May 26, 2015 at 16:14
Lies, that’s part of your staple diet I bet!
Pariah
May 26, 2015 at 16:15
Matty is a cannibal? O_O
Captain JJ Hack&Slash&Dodge
May 26, 2015 at 16:15
Isn’t that….your UNCLE?!
Jonah Cash
May 26, 2015 at 16:30
Oi, Happy bday man! Hope you had a good one, or at least a plan to make it your birthday weekend or something.
hairyknees
May 26, 2015 at 16:35
Thanks man! 🙂
Lord Chaos
May 26, 2015 at 16:14
Hi Frank. How old do cabbages get before they go off?
Hammersteyn
May 26, 2015 at 16:15
You mean to say there’s a time when they aren’t off?
Captain JJ Hack&Slash&Dodge
May 26, 2015 at 16:15
The only thing that smells better once it’s going off.
Lord Chaos
May 26, 2015 at 16:17
The time before the started playing MOBA. 😛
Hammersteyn
May 26, 2015 at 16:17
Rofl
Hammersteyn
May 26, 2015 at 16:26
Damn that cake. Borderlines NSFW if you ask me…
hairyknees
May 26, 2015 at 16:37
Also, I will not CALA A BOCA!
Ottokie
May 26, 2015 at 16:38
Had to go use google translate for that XD
Corrie
May 26, 2015 at 17:00
WooHoo It’s your birthday, enjoy it
Now where’s the cake?
hairyknees
May 26, 2015 at 17:09
Well this is awkward. Would you not like a slice of my gorgeous cabbage cake? 😛
Corrie
May 26, 2015 at 17:19
I was hoping for chocolate(bar one if you must please :p) but I’ll accept some cabbage cake in order to not insult the cabbage people.
Is there atleast some chocolate sauce in order to stomach it?
But on a serious note, really enjoy your birthday, you must put up with a lot of t?o?r?m?e?n?t? s?t?r?e?s?s? a?g?o?n?y?
t?o?r?t?u?r?e?……puppies?
Blood Emperor Trevor
May 26, 2015 at 18:16
I hate to tell you this on your birthday*, but your cabbage cake doesn’t bring all the boys to the yard.
*Not really.
Sageville
May 27, 2015 at 09:52
That header is clearly a cross section through a vegan’s brain….
Either way, it looks like something my dog ralphed up, so ur definitely doing Tasty Tuesday wrongly!