It’s not easy being the Batman of South Africa. Sure, Batman Inc has a kickass medical aid that pays out double if I lose a limb in a death trap, but damn, Ol’ Wayne sure is hard on us when it comes to presentable uniforms. Hell, I have no idea why he objects to my current batsuit. The rubber undies have the bat-symbol on them. And it’s bloody hot in Africa, so I’m not wearing much else.
In Other News: Starbreeze can thank the bros for profits, Team 17 is a bunch of Flockers, Dead Nation prepares for the apocalypse and fracture your soul on PC.
Here’s the news that we didn’t post today, because we were too busy causing trouble in Cape Town.
News
Starbreeze posts record financial results thanks to Payday 2, Two Brothers
Battlefield 4 platoons roll out today, details explained
Anomaly 2 confirmed for PS4
Flockers is the new game from Worm devs Team 17
Nintendo ending online services for DS and Wii titles
Space strategy sequel Stardrive 2 set for September
Dead Nation: Apocalypse Edition outed for PS4
Fractured Soul out now on PC
Stuff
Meet Team Meat’s Edmund McMillen, the risk-taker at the heart of the indie revolution
Why Kirby: Triple Deluxe has Japan tickled pink
The beards, the beaus and the bad guys of Bioshock Infinite
Gamers get pretty gross Facebook ads
Videos
Neverwinter – State of the game trailer
Gods will be watching – Debut teaser
Warhammer 40K – Storm of vengeance gameplay trailer
What’s on at The Movies
Watch how Hollywood destroyed a visual FX industry in Life adter Pi
This trailer for The Sacrament is not what it seems
David Fincher in talks to direct Aaron Sorkin’s Steve Jobs biopic
This shortlist of directors for Masters of the Universe has the power!
Adam Sandler, Kevin James and Josh Gad are going to play with Pixels
Marvel will film 60 hours of Netflix episodes in New York
Looks like Star Wars Episode VII has found its villain in Adam Driver
Model: Veronica Morgana Mackenzie
Last Updated: February 27, 2014
Admiral Chief in Vegas
February 27, 2014 at 16:02
Nice
Rock789
February 27, 2014 at 16:09
Um… Wow! Just wow! Now that is an ION – simply stunning!
RinceandGATHERTroops!
February 27, 2014 at 16:41
There you are! Rather quiet today! I’ll see you at gym later… BWAHAHAH!
TiMsTeR1033
February 27, 2014 at 16:46
you boys gonna klap those weights! LOL!
Rock789
February 27, 2014 at 16:51
Probably not… No. But you might see me hiding in your closet later, staring at you! Mwahahahahaha **cough**
Sageville
February 27, 2014 at 16:58
COULD SHE BOTHER TO RUN A BRUSH THROUGH THAT MOP, NO!
Rock789
February 27, 2014 at 17:02
Ok, so you’d say no because her hair is amiss? Riiiiighttttt… 😉 🙂
Sageville
February 28, 2014 at 10:50
Also she looks like she has alot of baggage…
No doubt, somehow, somewhere, someone is tired of putting up with her shit.
RinceandGATHERTroops!
February 27, 2014 at 16:18
So it was you in Cape Town! I knew it!
General JJ the annihilator
February 27, 2014 at 16:29
I thought he needed special permission to get in after the “incident” regarding the deer, plunger and beer keg.
RinceandGATHERTroops!
February 27, 2014 at 16:35
You heard about that too… It was rather… Grotesque…
RinceandGATHERTroops!
February 27, 2014 at 16:21
They were bloody noisy today. My office is in the centre of town… https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?v=10153820155525234&l=4186716231672111475
Hammersteyn
February 27, 2014 at 16:24
Ginger patrol *runs*
RinceandGATHERTroops!
February 27, 2014 at 16:36
Not run, MARCH!
Hammersteyn
February 27, 2014 at 16:37
hahaha
TiMsTeR1033
February 27, 2014 at 16:37
with bricks to build houses.
RinceandGATHERTroops!
February 27, 2014 at 16:37
LOL! Yes! Where have you been boet?
TiMsTeR1033
February 27, 2014 at 16:38
work killing me man!
RinceandGATHERTroops!
February 27, 2014 at 16:38
Shame bro. Weather, ANC marches and work killing me!
TiMsTeR1033
February 27, 2014 at 16:39
I feel you man, have you heard about the situation in Uganda flipping sad man!
TiMsTeR1033
February 27, 2014 at 16:42
I may be back online this month lol must get some Gta online action! I heard you okes playing dead island/
RinceandGATHERTroops!
February 27, 2014 at 16:42
Not OVG and I yet. I’ve downloaded it though, need to get his one also dl. Didn’t play anything last week, need to get back into GTAV this weekend!
TiMsTeR1033
February 27, 2014 at 16:44
instead you were as I watching Americas got no talent..
General JJ the annihilator
February 27, 2014 at 16:38
You kill it right back.
TiMsTeR1033
February 27, 2014 at 16:39
If only I could, trust me!
General JJ the annihilator
February 27, 2014 at 16:41
Everyone in my office is in China. So it’s quite relaxed here today.
TiMsTeR1033
February 27, 2014 at 16:42
China of all places.. damn you should of gone with could put that eyeliner to use and become a geisha.. lol
RinceandGATHERTroops!
February 27, 2014 at 16:43
Runs from impending bitch slap from @johnambitious:disqus
General JJ the annihilator
February 27, 2014 at 16:44
Bitch slapping a bitch? Seems a bit pointless 🙂
TiMsTeR1033
February 27, 2014 at 16:46
you should ask your staff to bring you back some real chinese food hahah JK lucky bastards to go there, but their lungs will be glad to be back chinas pollution off the charts in places like Beijing
General JJ the annihilator
February 27, 2014 at 16:49
Oh, the parts you to go for work are not the same as the holiday destinations. In the middle of nowhere between nothing and nowhere else.
General JJ the annihilator
February 27, 2014 at 16:43
Well, everything is made in China.
Except my eyeliner. That’s from Paris. Quality you can feel.
TiMsTeR1033
February 27, 2014 at 16:44
You know it man!
Hammersteyn
February 27, 2014 at 16:31
I had to Google it. In one picture she’s in a place called a “Gym”?
General JJ the annihilator
February 27, 2014 at 16:33
That can’t be right. Is that even a real word?
Hammersteyn
February 27, 2014 at 16:34
Apparently, people appear to be doing manual labor in these Gyms. Personally it looks like a detention centre run by the Chinese
General JJ the annihilator
February 27, 2014 at 16:35
Makes sense.
TiMsTeR1033
February 27, 2014 at 16:35
a let down for the ION header!!
Hammersteyn
February 27, 2014 at 16:43
That’s okay maybe she has a brother?
TiMsTeR1033
February 27, 2014 at 16:45
*trap avoided