By the unholy snowballs of Jack Frost, it has been cold. Not regular cold, no. I’m talking about a winter so frigid, that my nipples have become harder diamonds, only not as valuable or as fine a cut when closely examined. Naturally, I’ve taken certain…measures to be warm again.
So far, setting myself on fire has only proven to be a temporary solution at best. But it’s making my Freddy Krueger cosplay that much more authentic!
In Other News: This one team is like real good at League of Legends, time for space Dave, Rory Mchjsfhskghsl scores a birdie and what is this? A competition for ants?
Here’s the news that we didn’t post today, because I was too busy warming my hands on my laptop fan by playing Crysis 2 on ultra settings.
Dragon Age: Inquisition has a new horse armour DLC pack
Pro League of Legends team goes undefeated
Metro developer’s cancelled undersea shooter footage unearthed – rumour
Woah Dave! is a success, Space Dave! coming soon
Cogmind is a sci-fi roguelike about building yourself from salvaged parts
Rory McIlory PGA Tour becomes first-ever golf game to score consecutive No.1s in the UK
Ark: Survival Evolved gets a “Survival of the Fittest” tournament mode
Assassin’s Creed Syndicate – Twin Assassins Trailer
Street Fighter 5 – New Features Trailer PS4
For Honor – Last Man Standing Trailer
What’s on at The Movies
Sony meddled with the PIXELS script to appease Chinese censors
Win big with our ANT-MAN COMPETITION
Charlie Hunnam talks PACIFIC RIM 2
Bryan Singer confirms talks of X-MEN/FANTASTIC FOUR crossover!
Watch the first trailer to DA VINCI’S DEMONS’ third and final season
Rumour: Is this our first look at the costume for Marvel’s SPIDER-MAN?
Last Updated: July 27, 2015