BECAUSE WE CAN! And quite frankly, why didn’t we do this before? I’ve always been a cat person, and this has nothing to do with the fact that up until the age of 13, I thought that I was one. CATS!
In Other News: Elizabeth vs Ellie, Knack was inspired by Kratos, Dreamfall goes next-gen, Vin Diesel meets Mickey Mouse and the Shield has been delayed.
Here’s the news that we didn’t post today, because we were too busy giving Zoe bad directions. In life.
News
Angry Birds trilogy releasing on Wii and Wii U in August
Halo 2 anniversary – We have discussions about it, says exec
Atlus parent company faces bankruptcy, game arm could be sold
Layton Brothers Mystery Room released on iOS
Dreamfall Chapters preparing next-gen consoles
ID Software president departs after 17 years of service
Nvidia pushes Shield gaming handheld back to July
How Knack was inspired by God of War
Stuff
Japan’s amazing paddy rice art continues to dazzle
Why Silent Hill should get a remake
The art that helped sell everything from Assassin’s Creed to Far Cry
Elizabeth vs Ellie – Escorting at it’s finest
Videos
Guild Wars 2: Sky Pirates – Mini dungeon trailer
Assassin’s Creed IV: Black Flag – Defy history trailer
Routine – Alpha gameplay trailer
What’s on at The Movies
It’s the chair gag all over again in this first trailer for The Michael J Fox show
Holy dying medium Batman! Check out the ultimate Dark Knight Trilogy Collector’s Edition
Jonathan Liebesmann and Michael Bay’s Ninja Turtles may not be as bad as we suspected
Is Vin Diesel on his way to the Marvel Movie Universe?
You may need to check your health insurance before watching this new trailer for Percy Jackson: Sea of monsters
Here’s a description for the extras for The Hobbit: An unexpected journey Extended Edition
Model: The mighty Thor
Last Updated: June 27, 2013
Admiral Chief Groot Wors
June 27, 2013 at 16:01
Pu$$y? On LAGS????
DAFUQ??
O_O
Airborne
June 27, 2013 at 16:25
Wait for next week… It will feature Jock’s mom, and be entitled “Home Grown Bitches!”… oh, and Darryn will tell us how he licks his b@lls…
Admiral Chief Groot Wors
June 27, 2013 at 16:01
Ok, I’m curious, what advice did you gief tooo Zoe?
Admiral Chief Groot Wors
June 27, 2013 at 16:02
NSFW!!!!
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Sir Rants-a-Lot Llew
June 27, 2013 at 17:40
Hahahha
Admiral Chief Groot Wors
June 27, 2013 at 16:03
Smelly caaaaaaaaaaaaat….smelly cat!!!
Admiral Chief Groot Wors
June 27, 2013 at 16:04
Instead of a bell around his neck, this cat needs a miniature version of this:
NeverGlade
June 27, 2013 at 16:45
I like you 🙂
Sir Rants-a-Lot Llew
June 27, 2013 at 17:41
Dude! That would be epic!
Admiral Chief Groot Wors
June 27, 2013 at 16:05
Approved, well trolled
OVG
June 27, 2013 at 16:24
I WILL EAT YOU 🙁
Jim Lenoir (Banana Jim)
June 27, 2013 at 16:06
“that up until the age of 13, I thought that I was one. CATS!”
Cough! You mean you recently realised that you weren’t a cat? (SHUTUP!! I ALSO WANT TO TROLL DARRYN)
Admiral Chief Groot Wors
June 27, 2013 at 16:07
Cats are WAY more hairy than Darryn will ever be 😛
Airborne
June 27, 2013 at 16:10
Why, Darryn, Why??? Did your mom leave kitty-litter out? Did u chase balls of yarn? WHY, DAMMIT?!?!
Jim Lenoir (Banana Jim)
June 27, 2013 at 16:13
Darryn’s first hairball! 😀
Airborne
June 27, 2013 at 16:07
Whoowee!!! about time… now, do you have pics of shaved ones?!?!?
Admiral Chief Groot Wors
June 27, 2013 at 16:10
Here you go….
DAWWWWW
http://sphynxkitties.webs.com/Sphnx.jpg
RinceWind
June 27, 2013 at 16:12
Oh man, I think you just changed my opinion on certain things for good…
Admiral Chief Groot Wors
June 27, 2013 at 16:17
Eh?
RinceWind
June 27, 2013 at 16:21
I don’t need to see wrinkled, shaved pu…
Admiral Chief Groot Wors
June 27, 2013 at 16:22
O_O
Admiral Chief Groot Wors
June 27, 2013 at 16:22
Spoiled it for me now too. But dawwww. isn’t she cute? (cat not the….)
RinceWind
June 27, 2013 at 16:23
Hahaha! I suppose…
Mossel
June 28, 2013 at 08:39
*sigh…*unzip…
Gavin Mannion
June 27, 2013 at 16:10
Even better
http://whyevolutionistrue.files.wordpress.com/2011/05/shaved-cat.jpg
Admiral Chief Groot Wors
June 27, 2013 at 16:11
That cat’s face just screams “I WILL EAT YOUR SOUL”
Airborne
June 27, 2013 at 16:14
I dunno, but to me, it looks like that cat just smoked an exploding cigar.
Admiral Chief Groot Wors
June 27, 2013 at 16:17
BLAM
“YOUR SOUL IS NOT NEEDED ANYMORE”
Airborne
June 27, 2013 at 16:20
You KNOW that some-one’s ass is going to be handed to them, once this kitty gets loose!
Admiral Chief Groot Wors
June 27, 2013 at 16:21
Screw that, he will hand him/her his/her ass through their ass up the face and then down and up again!
Admiral Chief Groot Wors
June 27, 2013 at 16:21
Also, I suspect it looks dead/drugged
RinceWind
June 27, 2013 at 16:23
Totes, that thing looks like it could take on the Hulk and win right now.
Airborne
June 27, 2013 at 16:13
I deeply regret my last post… O_o
OVG
June 27, 2013 at 16:13
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA 🙂
Admiral Chief Groot Wors
June 27, 2013 at 16:18
Man, I just cannot stop looking, cracking up, composing myself, then cracking up again!
Airborne
June 27, 2013 at 16:23
Which one should be next week’s ION header?
RinceWind
June 27, 2013 at 16:21
Bwahahahah! Brilliant
Jim Lenoir (Banana Jim)
June 27, 2013 at 16:12
As a fellow Cat person, I approve of this message! Cats are pure win!
NeverGlade
June 27, 2013 at 16:47
Darryn, I approve….. I approve a lot! That pic makes my hand look great, I think you got the right angle mate! 🙂
Tarryn van der Byl
June 27, 2013 at 16:55
:3
Mark Treloar
June 27, 2013 at 17:15
Magic’s best card ever
Sir Rants-a-Lot Llew
June 27, 2013 at 17:42
I approve this header image
hairyknees
June 27, 2013 at 17:55
KITTY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I approve of this and future kitty ions 😀
Umar Kiiroi Senk?
June 27, 2013 at 19:48
insane amount of sads for atlus 🙁
Trebzz
June 28, 2013 at 06:35
Better then some of the homegrown sluts featured here