I have some ideas for TV. One of them involves retooling Miss South Africa into a gladiatorial battle royale, with the winner then being chosen to stand before the Eye of Eternity to receive the power of Castle Grayskull. At which point I’ll knock the survivor away, and be transformed into a glorious being. And then I, the D, shall be Miss South Africa! More than man! More than pretty! ALL SHALL KNEEL!
In Other News: Wolfenstein climbs the charts, Warcraft wraps up, China gets some PlayStation love and Watch Dogs targets all the smartphones.
Here’s the news that we didn’t post today, because we were too busy scraping the bottoms of barrels.
UK game charts – Wolfenstein dominates
Warcraft movie finishes shooting
Watch Dogs mobile app launches today on 49 devices
Xbox One priced for Japan
NES Remix 2 has a secret code unlock
Jet Car Stunts out in July, August on PlayStation platforms
The Elder Scrolls Online gets its first major update
PlayStation heads for China
What’s on at The Movies
Win tickets to Walk of Shame!
You should be watching – American Horror Story
X-Men Apocalypse is a Roland Emmerich-style disaster film, plus more details!
Pixars Inside Out gets a synopsis
Desire for Kristen Stewart is keeping this trailer for Clouds of Sils Maria up at night
Four more clips and behind the scenes on Edge of Tomorrow
Quentin Tarantino is considering a Django Unchained TV mini-series
Model: Capri Anderson
Last Updated: May 27, 2014