Just a few more weeks, until I can get my greasy hands on a PS4. The only problem though, will be that other people will also be pacing anxiously around their stores, trying to grab one of those consoles. I need to prepare. To train! To be the best! To the gym! …Screw it, I’m going to sit in my undies and eat beans instead.
In Other News: They have an army we have a Space Hulk, Forza 5 monitors your transactions, Rocksmith becomes amnesiac and yo dawg we heard you like patches.
Here’s the news that we didn’t post today, because we were too busy reading Archie comics.
News
Skulls of the Shogun out now on iPad and iPhone
Nintendo begins selling 3DS Louvre guide
Forza 5 microtransactions will be monitored, adjustments can be made
Call of Duty: Ghosts patch introduces more realistic dog fur
New Rocksmith 2014 DLC adds Radiohead tracks
Humble Mobile Bundle hops on the desert bus with hundreds of snakes
Killzone: Mercenary gets patch so that it can get more patches
Space Hulk blasts onto iPad next week
Stuff
Xbox One and Kinect – Saving lives, or just a bit creepy
Pokémon X and Y summarized in a single minute
Super Mario 3D World – An obsession reborn after a decade away
Virtual Grand Theft Auto looks like a lot of work
Videos
Forza 5 – Forza 4 and Forza 5 graphics comparison
Jane Jensen’s Moebius – Story trailer
Ys: Memories of Celceta – Launch trailer
What’s on at The Movies
JJ Abrams talks the Star Wars Episode VII release date
This first trailer for Enemies Closer doesn’t give a Van Damme
Martin Scorsese’s The Wolf of Wall Street is going to be really long, plus a new TV spot and images appear
Paul Greengrass might just take The Stand
Midweek Mouth Off – Numbers or names for sequels?
We Review Mandela: Long walk to freedom
Director Francis Lawrence explains the secrets to the Hunger Games: Catching Fire’s success
Model: Ancilla Tillia
Last Updated: November 27, 2013
Admiral Chief Duke
November 27, 2013 at 16:00
I see London, I see France
Vampyric Squirrel of the Sith
November 27, 2013 at 16:05
I see Ancilla’s underpants!!!
Admiral Chief Duke
November 27, 2013 at 16:09
Ancilla’s Chinchilla?
Vampyric Squirrel of the Sith
November 27, 2013 at 16:10
LOL!
John's (JJ's) finest excuse
November 27, 2013 at 16:18
How’d you get to the channel?
Unavengedavo(aka. MadeYouLook)
November 27, 2013 at 16:19
I heard TopTV charges you extra for it…
John's (JJ's) finest excuse
November 27, 2013 at 16:22
We’re being random again
Unavengedavo(aka. MadeYouLook)
November 27, 2013 at 16:24
Nope, TopTV mentioned a while ago that they would be introducing the Playboy channel at an extra cost… Was hoping some one would get the reference as the Admiral was referring to her underwear and naughty bits.
John's (JJ's) finest excuse
November 27, 2013 at 16:25
Oh. No. That one went completely over my head.
ToshZA
November 27, 2013 at 16:34
http://img.gawkerassets.com/img/194tu3vztwu3jgif/original.gif
Vampyric Squirrel of the Sith
November 27, 2013 at 16:35
lolololololol!
Unavengedavo(aka. MadeYouLook)
November 27, 2013 at 16:38
Bwahahahaha
John's (JJ's) finest excuse
November 27, 2013 at 16:41
Hahaha
Admiral Chief Duke
November 27, 2013 at 16:21
With my BATTLEBOAT
Unavengedavo(aka. MadeYouLook)
November 27, 2013 at 16:12
Well, To whomever’s birthday it is, was or will be…
Admiral Chief Duke
November 27, 2013 at 16:13
O_O
ToshZA
November 27, 2013 at 16:15
This reminds me of you for some reason. A selfie, perhaps?
Kensei Seraph
November 27, 2013 at 16:18
0_O
Burn it with a napalm.
Vampyric Squirrel of the Sith
November 27, 2013 at 16:19
That’s slightly disturbing…..
John's (JJ's) finest excuse
November 27, 2013 at 16:24
Yet I can’t stop myself from scrolling up and looking at it again. It’s like the eyes follow you wherever you go.
ToshZA
November 27, 2013 at 16:24
And now you know why it reminds me of Mr WTF himself.
Jim Lenoir (Banana Jim)
November 27, 2013 at 16:20
Hahahah!
Unavengedavo(aka. MadeYouLook)
November 27, 2013 at 16:35
Nope, that’s Jeff The Killer…
John's (JJ's) finest excuse
November 27, 2013 at 16:41
Family?
ToshZA
November 27, 2013 at 20:02
Twin brother I bet.
Kensei Seraph
November 27, 2013 at 16:16
Seems like an interesting and only somewhat scarring video…
It’s a trap!
http://i1239.photobucket.com/albums/ff507/Cynder44/Naruto%20Guys/Haku.jpg
John's (JJ's) finest excuse
November 27, 2013 at 16:17
I am not disappointed.
Lord Chaos
November 27, 2013 at 19:40
You sir, are slightly fucked up. 😛
You disturb the abyss so much it sits in a corner and whimpers.
Jim Lenoir (Banana Jim)
November 27, 2013 at 16:15
So the beans will fill your stomach with gass and launch day you can wage chemical warfare on your fellow man? That’s some end-level-slash-Batman-villain-Megamind level Evil sir….
ToshZA
November 27, 2013 at 16:17
Are you feeling anything right now? (Refresh for image)
Kensei Seraph
November 27, 2013 at 16:17
Darryn please warn us about what stores you will be visiting so we know to avoid them or take a gas mask.
Vampyric Squirrel of the Sith
November 27, 2013 at 16:19
He’ll probably be purchasing in PE… makes it easy to avoid him… lol
ToshZA
November 27, 2013 at 16:20
Plus all the wind should negate the effects of his deadly bowels.
Kensei Seraph
November 27, 2013 at 16:20
Home time. Cheers people.
John's (JJ's) finest excuse
November 27, 2013 at 16:20
Goodbye Kensei, I farewell you bid
Gareth L
November 27, 2013 at 16:37
As my birthday ION, that’ll do. 😉
Brian Murphy
November 27, 2013 at 19:03
http://www.eurogamer.net/articles/2013-11-27-playstation-4-psn-game-prices-will-be-adjusted-ahead-of-eu-launch
Good news for prospective PS4 buyers in Europe.