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In Other News – 28 May 2014

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It was a hot day, the kind of day where soft drink sales spike and your local corner cafe blames inflation for an overnight increase of a soda by 600%. But something was wrong. I could feel it in my my gut, right next to the three day old chilli that I had had for breakfast. Two weeks on the force had told me to trust that instinct, as I took a corner and opened fire on a maniac brandishing a knife while dressed in a toga. Turns out my gut was wrong. I’d shot dead a bad actor during a performance of Shakespeare in the park.

In Other News: It’s Payday again, ready your garden on a PlayStation device, cast some Magicka and behold the even older generation of consoles.

Here’s the news that we didn’t post today, because we were too buys playing cops and robbers.

News

Payday 2 Shadow Raid Heist DLC is out on May 29 for free
Oculus lawsuit wouldn’t deter Bethesda from making Rift games
Nintendo announces Let’s Play affiliate program
EA teases Plants vs Zombies Garden Warfare for PlayStation
Co-op hack ‘n slasher Sacred 3 coming August 5
You can now buy Battlefield 4 item packs with real money
State of Decay Lifeline DLC out on Xbox 360 this Friday
Paradox casts open beta on Magicka: Wizard Wars

Stuff

This Megadrive is actually Megatron in disguise
A history of videogame hardware: Magnavox Odyssey
If Valve made a Smash Bros game
A history of videogame hardware: ZX Spectrum

Videos

Watch Dogs – Madness gameplay
Minecraft – Halo edition trailer
Godfire: Rise of Prometheus – Gameplay trailer

What’s on at The Movies

Showrunner Bryan Fuller talks Hannibal season 3
Check out the trailer for River Phoenix’s final film, Dark Blood
Edgar Wright’s next film could be Night Stalker
Quentin Tarantino’s Hateful Eight is back on with a  cast and start date
Midweek Mouth Off – Running too long?
Charlie Cox will be a man without fear in Daredevil
True detective season 2 will have three leads, set in California

Model: Manzinat0r by Greg Stefano

Last Updated: May 28, 2014

19 Comments

  1. LOOK AT THOSE BIG RINGS

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    • Alien Emperor Trevor

      May 28, 2014 at 16:15

      And yet no one put one on it. Wonder if that means something.

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      • HvR - THE Average GAmer

        May 28, 2014 at 17:19

        Either she is not a single lady or nobody liked it enough to put a ring on it?

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  2. Jedi JJ

    May 28, 2014 at 16:11

    forward forward forward jump

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    • Admiral Chief in Space

      May 28, 2014 at 16:12

      Hahaha, KTV anyone?

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      • Jonah Cash

        May 28, 2014 at 16:49

        Who was that blond girl who use to host it? She was pretty, what happened to her?

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        • Jonah Cash

          May 28, 2014 at 17:03

          I found her…. She is even more hot now!!! Candice Hillebrand…. Oh my word I think my mouth is still hanging open!!! Talk about a Home Grown hottie!!!!

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          • Unavengedavo

            May 28, 2014 at 17:18

            Hill brand? Lyk my sy en Umar het dieselfde hill gaan klim O_o

          • HvR - THE Average GAmer

            May 28, 2014 at 17:26

            Aaaa Candice, the reason why K-TV’s audience age demographics changed from 7 to 10 to 7 to 15.

      • HvR - THE Average GAmer

        May 28, 2014 at 17:16

        Remember every third Saturday morning they would the the retarded kid from the special class a chance.

        Forward, forward, forward, forward, forward, forward, forward, forward, forward, forward, forward, forward, forward, forward, forward, forward, forward, forward, forward, forward, forward, forward

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        • Alien Emperor Trevor

          May 28, 2014 at 19:18

          Forwards? Wouldn’t backwards be more appropriate?

          I’ll go sit in the mean corner now.

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    • Devon Stanton

      May 28, 2014 at 16:40

      It’s Forward Forward Forward GRAB!

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  3. Umar's Crown

    May 28, 2014 at 16:20

    She can enter my Greenhill Zone anytime…..Wait…that seems off

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    • Ottokie

      May 28, 2014 at 16:33

      You also cant go fast…

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      • Jedi JJ

        May 28, 2014 at 16:37

        But if you curl into a ball you’re less likely to get hurt.

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        • Alien Emperor Trevor

          May 29, 2014 at 06:11

          I thought that was the default position after getting hurt.

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    • CAE9872

      May 28, 2014 at 16:38

      You should probably get that seen to…green is usually not the normal colour!

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  4. Sir Rants A Lot Llew. Jelly!!!

    May 29, 2014 at 07:11

    Blue streak, speeds by…… wait… what was I singing again?

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