For you, the day that I graced your computer screens with another article was the most momentous and glorious day in your entire life. But for me, it was simply yet another…Tuesday.
In Other News: PS4 gets firmer…ware,what are those damn Ghostbusters up to now, join a heist for free, Koei Tecmo absorbs another studio and here’s a look at the Deadpool movie that shall never be.
Here’s the news that we didn’t post today, because we were too busy shopping for linger-ree.
News
PS4 firmware update 1.75 is out now
New Metal Gear Solid V details to be revealed at Gamescom
Destiny Crucible multiplayer details PVP map Twilight gap
Download Payday: The Heist free on October 18
Koei Tecmo absorbing JRPG developer Gust
A persona fit for Pillars of Eternity
Pay too much for too many new Utra Street Fighter IV costumes this summer
Diesel jeans files opposition to Dieselstormers trademark
Stuff
New anime casts the Ghostbusters as penguin-hunting kidnappers
Halo 3: ODST – Retrospective
Pokemon wearing glasses is a meme
Videos
Falling Skies – SDCC debut trailer
Lego Batman 3: Beyond Gotham – Cast trailer
Crowntakers – Debut trailer
What’s on at The Movies
You should be watching – Defiance
This first trailer for The Hunger Games: Mockingjay Part 1 is here to fight with us
Legendary wants to send Joe Cornish to Skull Island
This full trailer for The November Man used to have skills
Luc Besson interview – Lucy is not a normal action movie
This trailer for The Hobbit: Battle of the Five Armies will have war!
Behold the test footage for the Deadpool movie that will never be
Model: Monika Chantal
Last Updated: July 29, 2014
Admiral Chief Dovahkiin
July 29, 2014 at 16:05
In the kitchen, good
Dutch Matrix
July 29, 2014 at 16:11
*GROAN*
This is as lame as that dick of yours!
🙂
Hammersteyn
July 29, 2014 at 16:11
Hahahaha what???
Sith JJ
July 29, 2014 at 16:12
I’m confused.
Dutch Matrix
July 29, 2014 at 16:19
But that is just your natural state, right?
Sith JJ
July 29, 2014 at 16:19
Huh? 😉
Dutch Matrix
July 29, 2014 at 16:24
Whut? Refresh for image
Sith JJ
July 29, 2014 at 16:26
Scene from Predator incorporated into an image of Dutch hurting Jar-Jar. Could there possibly be a better picture out there?
Brian Murphy
July 29, 2014 at 17:06
Scene from Predator incorporated into an image of the Predator tearing out Jar-Jar binks spine/skull.
Or
Scene from Predator incorporated into an image of the Predator stroking a Jar Jar skull with a giant blackened hole in it.
Sith JJ
July 30, 2014 at 08:44
You win today. 😉
Admiral Chief Dovahkiin
July 29, 2014 at 16:15
I was just stating we haven’t seen a kitchen pic in a while. Small kitchen though, but still, nice to see where other people prepare food
Dutch Matrix
July 29, 2014 at 16:18
Riiiight… 🙂
Thats_how_I_Troll
July 29, 2014 at 16:45
You also know a lame Richard? ;p
Jonah Cash
July 29, 2014 at 16:12
This is my house:
Admiral Chief Dovahkiin
July 29, 2014 at 16:05
In the kitchen, good
Dutch Matrix
July 29, 2014 at 16:11
*GROAN*
This is as lame as that dick of yours!
🙂
Hammersteyn
July 29, 2014 at 16:11
Hahahaha what???
Sith JJ
July 29, 2014 at 16:12
I’m confused.
Dutch Matrix
July 29, 2014 at 16:19
But that is just your natural state, right?
Sith JJ
July 29, 2014 at 16:19
Huh? 😉
Dutch Matrix
July 29, 2014 at 16:24
Whut? Refresh for image
Sith JJ
July 29, 2014 at 16:26
Scene from Predator incorporated into an image of Dutch hurting Jar-Jar. Could there possibly be a better picture out there?
Brian Murphy
July 29, 2014 at 17:06
Scene from Predator incorporated into an image of the Predator tearing out Jar-Jar binks spine/skull.
Or
Scene from Predator incorporated into an image of the Predator stroking a Jar Jar skull with a giant blackened hole in it.
Sith JJ
July 30, 2014 at 08:44
You win today. 😉
Brian Murphy
July 30, 2014 at 14:39
Yay for me heh
Admiral Chief Dovahkiin
July 29, 2014 at 16:15
I was just stating we haven’t seen a kitchen pic in a while. Small kitchen though, but still, nice to see where other people prepare food
Dutch Matrix
July 29, 2014 at 16:18
Riiiight… 🙂
Thats_how_I_Troll
July 29, 2014 at 16:45
You also know a lame Richard? ;p
Jonah Cash
July 29, 2014 at 16:12
This is my house:
Hammersteyn
July 29, 2014 at 16:08
I would love to see her play Temple Run
Admiral Chief Dovahkiin
July 29, 2014 at 16:09
LIES!
You want to HELP her play temple run…
Hammersteyn
July 29, 2014 at 16:10
It’s fine, as long as I can watch
Sith JJ
July 29, 2014 at 16:10
I think it will mostly be the running part if you’re there. ;P
Admiral Chief Dovahkiin
July 29, 2014 at 16:11
Oh, I don’t need to be there, I’ve got my own goddess at home
Thats_how_I_Troll
July 29, 2014 at 16:19
Looking for some browny points hey mate?
Admiral Chief Dovahkiin
July 29, 2014 at 16:20
Nope, don’t need em
Sith JJ
July 29, 2014 at 16:21
Racist! Why do the points always have to have a colour!?
Thats_how_I_Troll
July 29, 2014 at 16:22
I’m not racist! I hate all races equally! No favoritism
Sith JJ
July 29, 2014 at 16:23
lol
Thats_how_I_Troll
July 29, 2014 at 16:35
Nah, I think it would be better to be the reason she needs to play temple run!
Hammersteyn
July 29, 2014 at 16:08
I would love to see her play Temple Run
Admiral Chief Dovahkiin
July 29, 2014 at 16:09
LIES!
You want to HELP her play temple run…
Hammersteyn
July 29, 2014 at 16:10
It’s fine, as long as I can watch
Sith JJ
July 29, 2014 at 16:10
I think it will mostly be the running part if you’re there. ;P
Admiral Chief Dovahkiin
July 29, 2014 at 16:11
Oh, I don’t need to be there, I’ve got my own goddess at home
Thats_how_I_Troll
July 29, 2014 at 16:19
Looking for some browny points hey mate?
Admiral Chief Dovahkiin
July 29, 2014 at 16:20
Nope, don’t need em
Sith JJ
July 29, 2014 at 16:21
Racist! Why do the points always have to have a colour!?
Thats_how_I_Troll
July 29, 2014 at 16:22
I’m not racist! I hate all races equally! No favoritism
Sith JJ
July 29, 2014 at 16:23
lol
Thats_how_I_Troll
July 29, 2014 at 16:35
Nah, I think it would be better to be the reason she needs to play temple run!
Sageville
July 29, 2014 at 16:09
Yummy bummy.
Admiral Chief Dovahkiin
July 29, 2014 at 16:10
I have some witty comment to that, BUTT I’ll refrain from using it…
Sageville
July 29, 2014 at 16:09
Yummy bummy.
Admiral Chief Dovahkiin
July 29, 2014 at 16:10
I have some witty comment to that, BUTT I’ll refrain from using it…
Alien Emperor Trevor
July 29, 2014 at 16:10
That’s not how you get a tan.
Admiral Chief Dovahkiin
July 29, 2014 at 16:10
Yes, you need to turn around
Hammersteyn
July 29, 2014 at 16:10
Or how you cook.
Sith JJ
July 29, 2014 at 16:11
Being a gamer that’s the only way I get a tan.
Hammersteyn
July 29, 2014 at 16:11
I sit very close to the TV, soak up the radiation
Alien Emperor Trevor
July 29, 2014 at 16:15
You know, my mother tried that nonsense on me just the other day regarding my PC monitor & spending hours in front of it. She got upset with me when I laughed at her & told her you get more radiation from the sun in a minute.
Admiral Chief Dovahkiin
July 29, 2014 at 16:16
You still take advice from your mom?
Alien Emperor Trevor
July 29, 2014 at 19:24
Yes, but not about anything science related or otherwise important. The other day she tried to tell me how our bodies become full of toxins & negative energy because we’re not grounded because we walk around in rubber-soled shoes & on concrete instead of barefoot on the grass or sand. The look on her face when I burst out laughing & told her that’s utter nonsense was priceless.
Thats_how_I_Troll
July 29, 2014 at 16:18
Or standing next to the Microwave while it is in action….
Hammersteyn
July 29, 2014 at 16:18
But I don’t go out in the sun. It sucks outside. Leave me alone on my couch. Or in the pub.
Sith JJ
July 29, 2014 at 16:19
I’ve heard the stories. People walk around outside as though they enjoy it. Some even wear special shoes and walk at a faster pace, some even run.
Madness.
Hammersteyn
July 29, 2014 at 16:25
Dafuq???
CAE9872
July 29, 2014 at 16:49
Bizarre! Person would swear we live in the stone age where you had to like hunt and track your food.
Sith JJ
July 29, 2014 at 16:54
Right?
Hammersteyn
July 29, 2014 at 16:10
Summer costumes for SF, Akuma what have they done!
http://cdn.destructoid.com//ul/278721-pay-too-much-for-too-many-new-ultra-street-fighter-iv-costumes-this-summer/3-noscale.jpg
Alien Emperor Trevor
July 29, 2014 at 16:10
That’s not how you get a tan.
Admiral Chief Dovahkiin
July 29, 2014 at 16:10
Yes, you need to turn around
Hammersteyn
July 29, 2014 at 16:10
Or how you cook.
Sith JJ
July 29, 2014 at 16:11
Being a gamer that’s the only way I get a tan.
Hammersteyn
July 29, 2014 at 16:11
I sit very close to the TV, soak up the radiation
Alien Emperor Trevor
July 29, 2014 at 16:15
You know, my mother tried that nonsense on me just the other day regarding my PC monitor & spending hours in front of it. She got upset with me when I laughed at her & told her you get more radiation from the sun in a minute.
Admiral Chief Dovahkiin
July 29, 2014 at 16:16
You still take advice from your mom?
Alien Emperor Trevor
July 29, 2014 at 19:24
Yes, but not about anything science related or otherwise important. The other day she tried to tell me how our bodies become full of toxins & negative energy because we’re not grounded because we walk around in rubber-soled shoes & on concrete instead of barefoot on the grass or sand. The look on her face when I burst out laughing & told her that’s utter nonsense was priceless.
Thats_how_I_Troll
July 29, 2014 at 16:18
Or standing next to the Microwave while it is in action….
Hammersteyn
July 29, 2014 at 16:18
But I don’t go out in the sun. It sucks outside. Leave me alone on my couch. Or in the pub.
Sith JJ
July 29, 2014 at 16:19
I’ve heard the stories. People walk around outside as though they enjoy it. Some even wear special shoes and walk at a faster pace, some even run.
Madness.
Hammersteyn
July 29, 2014 at 16:25
Dafuq???
CAE9872
July 29, 2014 at 16:49
Bizarre! Person would swear we live in the stone age where you had to like hunt and track your food.
Sith JJ
July 29, 2014 at 16:54
Right?
Hammersteyn
July 29, 2014 at 16:10
Summer costumes for SF, Akuma what have they done!
http://cdn.destructoid.com//ul/278721-pay-too-much-for-too-many-new-ultra-street-fighter-iv-costumes-this-summer/3-noscale.jpg
SHIN MEGAMI TENSEI 4
July 29, 2014 at 16:13
I’m not going to make a sexist joke or comment on the fact that that’s a two plate gas stove which is F***ing useless in all honesty, I mean….you cook your food in one pot, maybe rice in a nother and where does the supplements go like some veggies or maybe you wana fry some chips….God…..ANYWAY. I won’t make any of those jokes….
…
Because……
http://i.imgur.com/OttaRzL.png
Hammersteyn
July 29, 2014 at 16:14
I know, I almost bit through my bottom lip.
SHIN MEGAMI TENSEI 4
July 29, 2014 at 16:15
Right!?…..My pants zip almost shot open…I mean…..I don’t have a cover up for that one
Thats_how_I_Troll
July 29, 2014 at 16:17
Dammit, and just before home time…. Oh well, Will have to tape it to the leg lol
Hammersteyn
July 29, 2014 at 16:17
Mine is usually off by four, I don’t even care that my co-workers look at me funny
Sith JJ
July 29, 2014 at 16:31
My co-workers tend to look at me funny regardless of my pants situation.
Hammersteyn
July 29, 2014 at 16:33
Do you also make soap during office hours? 😛
Sith JJ
July 29, 2014 at 16:36
I’ll tell you man, the people do not like it when I try to suck out their fat with a vacuum cleaner. I mean, they get really upset. How odd.
Hammersteyn
July 29, 2014 at 16:52
HAhahahahaha
Sith JJ
July 29, 2014 at 16:15
I have perfected the art of the microwave meal. No plates needed.
Also, no one can order in pizza like I can. 😉
Umar GAAAAHH!!!
July 29, 2014 at 16:13
I’m not going to make a sexist joke or comment on the fact that that’s a two plate gas stove which is F***ing useless in all honesty, I mean….you cook your food in one pot, maybe rice in a nother and where does the supplements go like some veggies or maybe you wana fry some chips….God…..ANYWAY. I won’t make any of those jokes….
…
Because……
http://i.imgur.com/OttaRzL.png
Hammersteyn
July 29, 2014 at 16:14
I know, I almost bit through my bottom lip.
Umar GAAAAHH!!!
July 29, 2014 at 16:15
Right!?…..My pants zip almost shot open…I mean…..I don’t have a cover up for that one
Thats_how_I_Troll
July 29, 2014 at 16:17
Dammit, and just before home time…. Oh well, Will have to tape it to the leg lol
Hammersteyn
July 29, 2014 at 16:17
Mine is usually off by four, I don’t even care that my co-workers look at me funny
Sith JJ
July 29, 2014 at 16:31
My co-workers tend to look at me funny regardless of my pants situation.
Hammersteyn
July 29, 2014 at 16:33
Do you also make soap during office hours? 😛
Sith JJ
July 29, 2014 at 16:36
I’ll tell you man, the people do not like it when I try to suck out their fat with a vacuum cleaner. I mean, they get really upset. How odd.
Hammersteyn
July 29, 2014 at 16:52
HAhahahahaha
Sith JJ
July 29, 2014 at 16:15
I have perfected the art of the microwave meal. No plates needed.
Also, no one can order in pizza like I can. 😉
Unavengedavo
July 29, 2014 at 16:36
But everyone knows that it’s a bad idea to cook topless O_o
Sith JJ
July 29, 2014 at 16:37
Chest hair gets oily when you fry things?
Unavengedavo
July 29, 2014 at 16:47
Have you ever fried eggs without a shirt on? It’s all fun and games until you get scolding oil on your nipple O_o
Thats_how_I_Troll
July 29, 2014 at 16:49
Stop trying to flip the eggs with your nipples!
Unavengedavo
July 29, 2014 at 16:50
Are you trying to tell me that there is a different way of doing it?
Thats_how_I_Troll
July 30, 2014 at 11:05
Unavengedavo
July 30, 2014 at 11:11
This was actually informative. Thank you kind sir.
Thats_how_I_Troll
July 30, 2014 at 11:26
Lol, I know, I was looking for something funny and found these gems… Had to share!
Sith JJ
July 29, 2014 at 16:54
LOL
Weanerdog
July 29, 2014 at 16:59
But that’s the best part.
Brian Murphy
July 29, 2014 at 17:13
Bush league. Get one of these.
http://www.cookinghow.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/splatterscreen.jpg
Thats_how_I_Troll
July 30, 2014 at 11:07
Check this out Unavengedavo ^^. The post by Brian. He just posted some wicked nipple protector clamps…
Brian, I take it one size fits all?
Unavengedavo
July 29, 2014 at 16:55
And another thing! It’s not chest hair, it’s a man jersey O_o
Thats_how_I_Troll
July 29, 2014 at 16:39
Hahaha, wonder what a meal from her is gonna cost? Betaal net met die lyf na vyf!
Unavengedavo
July 29, 2014 at 16:36
But everyone knows that it’s a bad idea to cook topless O_o
Sith JJ
July 29, 2014 at 16:37
Chest hair gets oily when you fry things?
Unavengedavo
July 29, 2014 at 16:47
Have you ever fried eggs without a shirt on? It’s all fun and games until you get scolding oil on your nipple O_o
Thats_how_I_Troll
July 29, 2014 at 16:49
Stop trying to flip the eggs with your nipples!
Unavengedavo
July 29, 2014 at 16:50
Are you trying to tell me that there is a different way of doing it?
Thats_how_I_Troll
July 30, 2014 at 11:05
Unavengedavo
July 30, 2014 at 11:11
This was actually informative. Thank you kind sir.
Thats_how_I_Troll
July 30, 2014 at 11:26
Lol, I know, I was looking for something funny and found these gems… Had to share!
Sith JJ
July 29, 2014 at 16:54
LOL
Weanerdog
July 29, 2014 at 16:59
But that’s the best part.
Brian Murphy
July 29, 2014 at 17:13
Bush league. Get one of these.
http://www.cookinghow.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/splatterscreen.jpg
Thats_how_I_Troll
July 30, 2014 at 11:07
Check this out Unavengedavo ^^. The post by Brian. He just posted some wicked nipple protector clamps…
Brian, I take it one size fits all?
Brian Murphy
July 30, 2014 at 14:40
It’s a wire mesh splatter shield 😛
Unavengedavo
July 29, 2014 at 16:55
And another thing! It’s not chest hair, it’s a man jersey O_o
Thats_how_I_Troll
July 29, 2014 at 16:39
Hahaha, wonder what a meal from her is gonna cost? Betaal net met die lyf na vyf!
Lord Chaos
July 29, 2014 at 17:39
I… Have no words
Lord Chaos
July 29, 2014 at 17:39
I… Have no words