Man, am I in a good mood. As you’re all aware of by now, I dig dressing up as silly comic book characters. It ain’t easy, it gets sticky and I’m partially blind from all that damn flash photography at events. But I freakin’ love doing it every year. Some parts of a costume, I can’t build myself however. That requires a little outside help, ordering in gear here and there. And every time I make a trip to the post office to pick that gear up, I get the joy joy joy down in my heart. Even when the post office workers give me that weirdo look after reading the box manifest. HAPPINESS!
In Other News: The Iron Banner returns soon, a different kind of stormtrooper and and the UK ain’t happy with Sony.
Here’s the news that we didn’t post today, because I was too busy getting high on rubber fumes.
News
Destiny: Iron Banner returns June 2 with new gear, less grind
New-look NCSoft West eyes rapid American and European growth
Among the Sleep heading to Xbox One this year
Is Allison Road the spiritual successor to P.T.?
Assault Android Cactus to exit Early Access soon
UK consumer rights programme not happy with Sony
Chivalry: Medieval Warfare is a weekend freebie on Steam
Stuff
A very different kind of Stormtrooper
What does it take to run The Witcher 3 at 1080p60?
Corrupted Donkey Kong Country is basically a horror game
Videos
The Witcher 3: Wild Hunt – The beautiful world of The Witcher
Disney Infinity 3.0 – Inside Out playset trailer
Tropico 5 – Espionage trailer
What’s on at The Movies
I have a lot of anxiety about this Red Band trailer for AMERICAN ULTRA!
Make-up legend Rick Baker is retiring from Hollywood’s 2 ‘cheap and fast’ grind
We review POLTERGEIST 3D – This remake should have stayed dead
Director Colin Trevorrow talks JURASSIC WORLD – Crafting the indomitable Indominus Rex
Movies out Today: 29 May 2015
So who won our Poltergeist DVD hamper competition?
Andy Serkis’ character in STAR WARS: THE FORCE AWAKENS revealed!
Last Updated: May 29, 2015
Trevor Matrix
May 29, 2015 at 16:09
Dear Fellow Lagzers
Today is a day of sadness for most of you and a day of joy for 1 or 2 of you.
This will be my final post.
For the next two weeks at least, as I find myself in Croatia, doing all sorts of Croatian things… Like Hammer’s Mom!
But seriously though. I am going to miss you lot. Thanks for putting up with me and my off centre comments, and sincerely said, I apologize to anyone I may have offended.
Maybe when I come back I would have calmed down sufficiently and Trevor Matrix may be no more.
But that would be kinda boring now, wouldn’t it?
Ha ha ha haaaaaaaa
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Hammersteyn
May 29, 2015 at 16:12
My moms in Croatia! Thank f**k. We were in the Pick and Pay last weekend and I turned around for one second and she was gone.
Trevor Matrix
May 29, 2015 at 16:13
I’ll bring her back to you Hammer. Physically safe but I ain’t making no promises on the mental side of things!
Hammersteyn
May 29, 2015 at 16:15
Nah no worries, she’s long gone
ReaperOfSquirrels
May 29, 2015 at 16:14
Have a great trip and enjoy Croatianing!
The D
May 29, 2015 at 16:21
DON’T LEAVE US DAMMIT!
hairyknees
May 29, 2015 at 17:05
Enjoy your holiday 🙂 my bro and sis-in-law have been there twice now. They love it!
Skyblue
May 29, 2015 at 23:42
Do they even Hostel much?
hairyknees
June 1, 2015 at 11:27
O_O
Kensei Seraph - Terran Ghost
May 29, 2015 at 18:05
It’s like you aren’t even trying with that picture.
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Skyblue
May 29, 2015 at 23:41
Why is the red and white bikini screaming Spiderman to me?
ReaperOfSquirrels
May 29, 2015 at 16:10
That 3D printed sword is awesome D!
Lekker weekend all (although I’m here till 5pm)
Note: The “lekker weekend all” was for the lazy cape townians (yes I know that’s not technically correct, but I prefer it)
Hammersteyn
May 29, 2015 at 16:10
Weekend!
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Trevor Matrix
May 29, 2015 at 16:13
Dude! Thanks. My coleague next to me suffers from epilepsy. Now he’s flat on the ground, shaking with foam coming out his mouth! Next time put a health warning up!
Hammersteyn
May 29, 2015 at 16:15
Will do, something like this?
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Ghost In The Rift
May 29, 2015 at 16:45
Enjoy Trev, remember to bring pictures or selfies of them girls!!
Kensei Seraph - Terran Ghost
May 29, 2015 at 17:53
Today was my last day at work.
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I might not be around much next week since I had to hand back my laptop and I won’t receive my new laptop immediately.
Don’t worry guys, I backed up all my gif bookmarks to the cloud.
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Hammersteyn
May 30, 2015 at 02:27
XD
Melissa
June 1, 2015 at 01:04
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lazy cat