Well that’s another month done and dusted. And in continuing my lessons of life, I now present to you a tutorial on how to make coffee. 1: Get a clean mug. 2: Pour a spoon of coffee into the mug. 3: Stop thinking about where you buried all those bodies last night. 4: Enjoy coffee. Crap wait, I forgot a step…
In Other News: Spawn returns to consoles kind of, Wind Waker is looking for a hero, metro Last Light shines on the Tower and Jurassic Park IV gets legendary.
Here’s the news that we didn’t post today, because we were too busy trying to find a sponsor to bankroll our sudden urge to own Velociraptor costumes.
News
Magic the Gathering 2013 is September’s free Xbox Live gold game
The GameStick Android console will ship in September
Steam Greenlight isn’t perfect, but an evolution in process says Newell
Heihachi and Spawn confirmed for Soul Calibur II HD
Killzone Shadowfall PS4 bundle listed by retailer
Metro Last Light Tower pack DLC launches next week
Microsoft store reveals Halo on Xbox One story tidbits
Wind Waker HD trailer details challenging hero mode
Stuff
Someone wants $10 million for this Yu Gi Oh card
The weirdest console redesigns in gaming history
The internet reacts like idiots to the latest GTA V trailer
Six horrifying uses of mannequins in horror games
Videos
Lego Mini-Figures Online – Debut trailer
Combo Crew – Viewtiful Joe trailer
NBA 2K14 – Debut trailer
What’s on at The Movies
The concept art for Akira shows you what the Espers could have looked like
Jurassic Park IV might be getting some Legendary help
The James Brown biopic will Get On Up in October 2014
Zack Snyder talks the mythology of Man of Steel
Movies out today – Sci Fi, fantasy and false identities
Friday Fright Club – Tucker and Dale vs Evil
The hard part is receiving love in this new international trailer for Diana
It’s official! James Spader is Ultron in The Avengers: Age of Ultron
Model: Nina Agdal
Last Updated: August 30, 2013
RinceThisNintypoo
August 30, 2013 at 16:27
HAHAHAHA! I want a velociraptor suit!
OVG
August 30, 2013 at 16:49
You forgot the sugar.
OVG
August 30, 2013 at 17:30
You Lazygamer fans can all keep your next gen ONE’s and FOUR’s
This XBOT is looking forward to the cheap as chips PS3 this December when the price is cut.
You want to know why? because I just found THE BEST BOSS FIGHT OF ALL MY GAMING LIFE… now in HD.
Then The Last of Us, Uncharted 123, MGS4, Heavenly Sword, ICO, so on and so on.
IF ANY OF YOU have a better boss fight than the dessert boss in SotC then please prove me wrong.
Brian Murphy
August 30, 2013 at 18:06
I just won The Last of Us in a contest on Google+, should arrive in the next few hours woooooo. Can’t wait!!!
bandit766
September 1, 2013 at 00:49
Google+? 😀 People from SA use it?
Grant Hancock
September 1, 2013 at 10:15
yes
Brian Murphy
September 1, 2013 at 21:17
Well, I’m in the US, but I know the LG staff are on it, and numerous other individuals from SA.
HvR
August 30, 2013 at 17:50
Step 1: Put cup under machine outlet
Step 2: Press button
Step 3: Listen to freshly roasted beans grinding and fresh cup of coffee being brewed.
Step 4: Enjoy cup coffee while gloating on Lagz about my new coffee machine and laughing at Darryn drinking Frisco while burying the 90 year old she-male prostitute that dropped dead laughing when he took off his pants.
Dicksmash McAsskicker
September 1, 2013 at 09:45
please, use more half naked women on your front page. gaming totally doesn’t need balanced views on misogyny and sexism. i’m sure your female readers love being objectified.