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In Other News: Here’s what Destiny is like without scenery, awesome cosplay from PAX prime,rubble without a cause in King’s Quest Chapter 2 and rest in peace to the dream master.
Here’s the news that we didn’t post today, because I was too busy showing off my abacus tattoo to friends. See? You can count on me.
King’s Quest Chapter 2 teaser and details revealed at PAX
Windows 10 now operating on 75m devices
Obsidian on what’s next for Pillars of Eternity: ‘We own something now’
Kickstarter for Rollcage successor Grip abandoned
Trion announces turn-based strategy game Atlas Reactor
Destiny: The Taken King will not launch with a raid
Nintendo isn’t producing the Shovel Knight amiibo
Borderlands co-creator wants more Gortys in future titles
What’s on at The Movies
R.I.P. Wes Craven, director of A NIGHTMARE ON ELM STREET and SCREAM
Hail Caesar! Conn Iggulden’s EMPEROR series getting movie adaptation
BORDERLANDS feature film video game adaptation in the works!
STAR WARS: ROGUE ONE could be an ultra-widescreen movie
Monday Box Office Report – Compton beats War Room
MINIONS has now made over $1 billion worldwide
Bill Murray is a piece of work in this new trailer for ROCK THE KASBAH
Matt Damon talks BOURNE 5 plot
Last Updated: August 31, 2015