And that’s it. Another month is over. And the kid gloves are off. You think your bank account had it tough in the last seven months? Well, you ain’t seen nothing yet. I got two hands here, and they’re named GTA V and Assassin’s Creed 4. And don’t forget about my other friends. Because the rest of this year is coming for you. Prepare yourselves.
In Other News: Dreamfall has a long journey ahead of it, Link gets difficult, Aveline is looking older, we remember He-Man and a Bully may return.
Here’s the news that we didn’t post today. because we were too busy auditioning for the WWE.
News
Nvidia’s Project Logan gets a new mobile tech demo
Metal Gear Solid VR missions rated for PS Vita and PS3
The Legend of Zelda Wind Waker HD said to have a new difficulty level
Take Two files new Bully trademark
Punishing platformer Cloudberry Kingdom is out this week
Aveline is a bit older in Assassin’s Creed 4 Black Flag
Terraria Collector’s Edition comes to console
Dreamfall Chapters on a long journey to Wii U
Stuff
The wonderful world of video game maps
Metal Gear Solid’s codec and why it’s good to talk
How the world’s biggest ever space battle destroyed over 2500 ships
Australians are screwed on game pricing
Videos
Narco – Terror launch trailer
Mega 64 – A rift between sexes
Guncraft – Community builds trailer
What’s on at The Movies
Guilty Pleasures – Masters of the universe
Aaron Taylor Johnson has been talking to Marvel about playing Quicksilver in The Avengers 2: Age of Ultron
The Flash is getting a new TV series
I’ll take the red car in this first trailer for The Secret Life of Walter Mitty
The Legend of Conan – Co-stars, plot and going 3D
Something else has come back in this new trailer and poster for Insidious Chapter Two
Here’s your first official look at the Sentinels in this viral video for X-Men Days of Future Past
Model: Ashlee Lynn
Last Updated: July 31, 2013
Admiral Chief Minion 47
July 31, 2013 at 16:05
No strings attached
Admiral Chief Minion 47
July 31, 2013 at 16:06
Heh, I’m glad this is ION and not that other article prior to this one, (flying kick header)
Rinceandwhere'smyFingT-shirt?
July 31, 2013 at 16:09
lol, pretty bad eh?!
Lardus-Wolverine
July 31, 2013 at 16:30
That would have ruined my day…possibly even my week! Yes that bad!
Lardus-Wolverine
July 31, 2013 at 16:07
Why do I suddenly have an urge to go swimming?
Trevor Davies
July 31, 2013 at 16:09
or motorboating :/
Rinceandwhere'smyFingT-shirt?
July 31, 2013 at 16:12
it’s like @Lardus:disqus and you have swapped bodies 0-O
Lardus-Wolverine
July 31, 2013 at 16:19
Maybe I learnt to “handle” my situation better? Haha get THAT image out of your brain!!
Rinceandwhere'smyFingT-shirt?
July 31, 2013 at 16:20
0-O dry heave
Lardus-Wolverine
July 31, 2013 at 16:25
Vroom vroom vrooooooom!
Lardus-Wolverine
July 31, 2013 at 16:10
Some of the pictures taken after the ION one are breathtakingly NSFW!!
Unavengedavo
July 31, 2013 at 16:12
And she doesn’t even have a stripper name 😛
Lardus-Wolverine
July 31, 2013 at 16:20
Ashlee is not a stripper name. Lynn is not one either. But together? You get an “exotic dancer” which is a “high class” stripper! I know these things!
Unavengedavo
July 31, 2013 at 16:14
What’s that floating in the water next to her? o_O
Rinceandwhere'smyFingT-shirt?
July 31, 2013 at 16:19
The photoshop is strong with this one…
Weanerdog
July 31, 2013 at 16:33
Can’t your neck do that?
Rinceandwhere'smyFingT-shirt?
July 31, 2013 at 16:35
If kicked in the back of the neck by a 9000 plus Kick boxing master, YES!
ElimiNathan
July 31, 2013 at 16:21
I know what best ION header is gna be this week…
InsanityFlea
July 31, 2013 at 16:27
Anyone got some scissors?
I am John's smirking revenge
July 31, 2013 at 16:44
Won’t drown with those buoys
Rock789
August 1, 2013 at 07:50
Ok, now I’m officially distracted for the rest of the day… Mmmmmmm… Sorry, where was I? Damn… You see what I mean?!