Oh July, we hardly knew ye. You were so young. So pretty and vibrant. But dammit, DAMMIT, we just never…had…enough…time! I’m sorry guys, I can’t write anything silly today. I…I just can’t. Even. You’ll have to make do and go laugh at Matty’s Five Night at Freddy’s jump scare video again.
In Other News: Prepare for regicide most Warhammery in August, Mayan Death Robots on the march, Sony loses their Kazekage and the secret lives of games.
Here’s the news that we didn’t post today, because I was too busy learning that golf is a sport about playing as little golf as possible.
Hooray, here’s Chie’s Persona 4: Dancing All Night gameplay trailer
Warhammer 40,000: Regicide to officially release in August
Arslan: The Warriors of Legend headed to PS4 and Xbox One
Mega Man-inspired Red Ash going ahead despite struggling Kickstarter
Tangiers is what happens when stealth meets horror
SCE UK boss Fergal Gara has resigned
The Banner Saga getting a cooperative tabletop miniature game
Final Fantasy Explorers heading to Europe, North America
What’s on at The Movies
TROLL is coming back as TROLL: THE RISE OF HARRY POTTER, JR.
Keep your enemies close in this new trailer for BLACK MASS
And our ANT-MAN COMPETITION winners are…
Movies out today: 31 July 2015
Everyone’s getting smoked in this new trailer for AMERICAN ULTRA
Everybody is going to be interested in this trailer for SPOTLIGHT
Ssshhhhh… the trailer for Cary Fukunaga’s BEASTS OF NO NATION is coming
There may be a MARRIED… WITH CHILDREN spin-off coming…
Top Gear’s Clarkson, Hammond & May to make a new car show for Amazon
Last Updated: July 31, 2015