March, you have met your match. For 31 days, you’ve reigned supreme. But there’s a new month on the horizon. April ain’t no sucka, and it pities the fool that thinks this month is just about jokes. Prepare to go down March!
In Other News: Square Enix divides mankind, get some early access on your Elder Scrolls, Infamous is number one and if it bleeds we can kill it.
Here’s the news that we didn’t post today, because we were too busy not asking for million-Rand upgrades to our homes…Shit, it’s not working.
Call of Duty: Ghosts Devastation DLC confirmed to feature the Predator
The Elder Scrolls Online launches today for early access folk
Square Enix files Deus Ex: Mankind Divided trademark in Europe
Half Minute Hero 2 getting localised as the Second Coming
Watch Dogs demo not in development
Shelter 2 announced, coming to GoG and other platforms this Autumn
UK Charts – Infamous holds number one spot
EA’s Origin service will no longer sell physical games, starting next month.
What’s on at The Movies
Cinophile – Fire and Ice
Ladies, get your dollar bills ready for a really big Magic Mike sequel
Monday Box Office Report – Noah survives Sabotage
Captain America: The Winter Soldier – So what did you think?
Andy Serkis talks The Jungle Book – Keeping it dark
There is no calm in this first teaser trailer for Into The Storm
Mel Gibson is going to get taken in Blood Father
Model: Jessica Hall
Last Updated: March 31, 2014