I am always amazed at how much people can talk. Especially when it’s about nothing. Just hurry up and get to the point! In related news, here’s some extra news for you with some fun and cool stuff included.
In Other News: writers get new jobs, DLC now available and my entire chopstick-wielding life is a lie.
Here’s the news we didn’t post today because we were too busy generating our own electricity.
News
Dragon Age writer David Gaider is working on a secret project for BioWare
Microsoft bringing Xbox One Preview Program to Xbox 360
GTA Online Heists update also adds new modes, daily challenges
Indie sci-fi horror Caffeine confirmed for Xbox One
Ancient Labyrinth DLC for Lords of the Fallen now available
Stuff
The PS2 is 15 Year Old Today; Sony Celebrates with Pictures and Video
Do You Use Chopsticks Correctly? Are You Sure?
Free Far Cry 4 PS4 Dynamic Theme and Hohokum Theme Released on European PSN: Screenshots Inside
Dragon Ball Characters? Are Good Dancers
Vidja
Dying Light Launches In South Africa
White Night – Launch Trailer
Clash of Clans Honest Trailer
The Movies
New DAREDEVIL pics reveal first official look at Vincent D’Onofrio’s Kingpin and more!
The Raid’s Iko Uwais and UFC’s Ronda Rousey to team up for Peter Berg’s MILE 22
Midweek Movie Mouth-Off: what’s your favourite obscure movie?
Chris Evans talks AVENGERS: AGE OF ULTRON
The Chinese box office has overtaken the USA for the first time ever
New Netflix movie boycotted by major cinema chains
Bonus Content
A very happy birthday to our favourite upvote champion, Hammersteyn.
Model: The Wank Band
Last Updated: March 4, 2015
Spathi
March 4, 2015 at 16:01
Happy Birthday Hammersteyn! May your life be upvoted!
Hammersteyn
March 4, 2015 at 16:10
Cheers bud XD
Corrie
March 4, 2015 at 16:44
Wait it’s your birthday?…congrats man
hope it was a good day
Hammersteyn
March 4, 2015 at 16:45
Thanks bud. Day was crap, gonna make up for it now though.
Corrie
March 4, 2015 at 16:49
Through a good chow and a good gaming session or more socially inclined soi·rée
Sageville
March 5, 2015 at 10:08
Extra birthday upvote
Admiral Chief
March 4, 2015 at 16:03
Congrats again Sergeant Steyn!
Hammersteyn
March 4, 2015 at 16:10
*Salutes
Captain JJ the damned
March 4, 2015 at 16:21
You really are the upvote champion.
Hammersteyn
March 4, 2015 at 16:28
Nice way of keeping track what I read.
HvR
March 4, 2015 at 16:32
Bloody hard work and my Disqus isn’t used to all this up vote touching.
Hammersteyn
March 4, 2015 at 16:34
There was a time that the upvote spam didn’t show in the notifications. Guess they’re back 🙂
Brady miaau
March 4, 2015 at 16:42
No, I see nothing when I upvote. If I did I would prob find a way to turn it off.
Brady miaau
March 4, 2015 at 16:32
ok, fair point
HvR
March 4, 2015 at 16:03
Happy Birthday to the Hammer. As a present I upvoted myself. …. everybody else.
Hammersteyn
March 4, 2015 at 16:10
Saves me the work…………..have another one
Captain JJ the damned
March 4, 2015 at 16:21
That is a gift like no other.
Admiral Chief
March 4, 2015 at 16:04
http://i3.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/675/801/d65.gif
Hammersteyn
March 4, 2015 at 16:10
XD
Ranting Raptor
March 4, 2015 at 16:30
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA. BESTEST!!!!
Pariah
March 4, 2015 at 16:07
Loooool @ the honest trailer! 😀
Hammersteyn
March 4, 2015 at 16:11
Lost a bit of love for Liam :/
Hammersteyn
March 4, 2015 at 16:10
Thanks Zoe and everyone, years are ticking over nicely……
*Cries
Here’s to another year of awesome gaming be it eggs,ponies,mustard rys or wee.
Now let me grab that other upvote.
http://img.pandawhale.com/156367-Big-Hero-6-Baymax-Imgur-upvote-htNe.gif
Umar
March 4, 2015 at 16:25
HAHAHA you rock bro!
Ranting Raptor
March 4, 2015 at 16:36
7 upvotes… I want to upvote you… But I think leaving it on 7 is a much greater gift than anything else… From me to you bud!
EDIT: It seems that was short lived 🙁
Hammersteyn
March 4, 2015 at 16:40
LOL throw a downvote, it’s up to 9
Ranting Raptor
March 4, 2015 at 16:49
*GASP* I CANNOT DOWNVOTE THE UPVOTE MAN!!!!!
That… That would be INCONCEIVABLE!
https://flamingbagofpoo.files.wordpress.com/2012/08/inconceivable.jpg
ReaperOfSquirrels
March 4, 2015 at 16:19
Happy birthday @hammersteyn:disqus!
Captain JJ the damned
March 4, 2015 at 16:20
That watch is still bloody strange.
Captain JJ the damned
March 4, 2015 at 16:22
Hammer!
May your life be as positive as your upvotes. 😀
Brady miaau
March 4, 2015 at 16:38
nice sentiment
Umar
March 4, 2015 at 16:23
Happy Birthday Hammer! May you continue to upvote our comments for the years to come..and May you last longer in the sack too!
Hammersteyn
March 4, 2015 at 16:27
LOL it’s my friend honest. It’s just a coincidence that my birthday and the wank band ION is on the same day 😀
Umar
March 4, 2015 at 16:33
It’s me, Hammer…You don’t have to pretend 😛
Hammersteyn
March 4, 2015 at 16:34
Bwahahaha well you said it.
Aries
March 4, 2015 at 16:25
Happy Birthday @hammersteyn:disqus oh and that Honest trailers is the best
Ranting Raptor
March 4, 2015 at 16:27
You ALL were too busy doing what???? EEEEWWWWWWWWW
There’s an image I could have been without
Ranting Raptor
March 4, 2015 at 16:27
Happy Birthday to the best darn upvoter this side of the internet!
Hammersteyn
March 4, 2015 at 16:32
Gonna drink seven shots just for you.
Ranting Raptor
March 4, 2015 at 16:37
Sounds awesome!
Admiral Chief
March 5, 2015 at 06:51
XD LOOOL XD
Brady miaau
March 4, 2015 at 16:31
Happy birthday Mr Hammersteyn. Truly, have a great one.
Have an awesome day and may today be a true reflection of the rest of the year for you.
Unless today sucked. In that case forget it and move on. You know.
Hammersteyn
March 4, 2015 at 16:32
LOL I’ll move one
Brady miaau
March 4, 2015 at 16:32
One day or one year?
Hammersteyn
March 4, 2015 at 16:33
one day.
Brady miaau
March 4, 2015 at 16:36
I read this story once of this guy on a ship, in a readers digest. His life was not going well, he was demoted and forced to do extra duties. His mantra (not perfect, is from memory), as he was washing the floor,” They can demote me, then can humiliate me, but they cannot take away my birthday”, so he goes to sleep, excited for his birthday the next day. So, the ship passes the international dateline and he slept through what little there was of his birthday after the shipside clocks were adjusted one day forward
True or not, I think that sort of sucks
Hammersteyn
March 4, 2015 at 16:39
I always see it this way. as long as you have a roof over your head and you can put food on the table you are better of then a ginormous amount of people. Things could be better but they could be much worse as well.
HvR
March 4, 2015 at 16:41
that and your health.
Brady miaau
March 4, 2015 at 16:41
Yeah, sometimes tricky to see the wood for the trees. Good perspective
Anon A Mouse
March 4, 2015 at 16:37
IIIIITTTTSSSSS HAMMER TIME!!
Ok I’ll leave now.
Ranting Raptor
March 4, 2015 at 16:38
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Hammersteyn
March 4, 2015 at 16:40
Looooooool
Dutch Matrix
March 4, 2015 at 16:43
So, is Hammer getting Hammered tonight?
Hammersteyn
March 4, 2015 at 16:45
just a snifter of port, but one does let ones hair down every now and again
Brady miaau
March 4, 2015 at 16:49
one must enjoy the port and perhaps a cigar to go with it.
Ranting Raptor
March 4, 2015 at 16:50
You rebel you
Sageville
March 5, 2015 at 10:09
You have hair to let down?
Hammersteyn
March 5, 2015 at 10:12
I’ll buy a wig
Ghost In The Rift
March 4, 2015 at 16:49
Happy B-Day Hammer buddy, enjoy the dop en chop:-P
Eric
March 4, 2015 at 16:54
Am I the only one who recognised The Wank Band in the header image? :/
Get one for your bday Hammersteyn. Screw eskom back…
Hammersteyn
March 5, 2015 at 07:48
XD XD XD
Kensei Seraph
March 5, 2015 at 12:01
That launch event was a lot of fun.
And those reactions from the people at Nicol Way, amazing.