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In Other News – 4 March 2015

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I am always amazed at how much people can talk. Especially when it’s about nothing. Just hurry up and get to the point! In related news, here’s some extra news for you with some fun and cool stuff included.

In Other News: writers get new jobs, DLC now available and my entire chopstick-wielding life is a lie.

Here’s the news we didn’t post today because we were too busy generating our own electricity.

News

Dragon Age writer David Gaider is working on a secret project for BioWare
Microsoft bringing Xbox One Preview Program to Xbox 360
GTA Online Heists update also adds new modes, daily challenges
Indie sci-fi horror Caffeine confirmed for Xbox One
Ancient Labyrinth DLC for Lords of the Fallen now available

Stuff

The PS2 is 15 Year Old Today; Sony Celebrates with Pictures and Video
Do You Use Chopsticks Correctly? Are You Sure?
Free Far Cry 4 PS4 Dynamic Theme and Hohokum Theme Released on European PSN: Screenshots Inside
Dragon Ball Characters? Are Good Dancers

Vidja

Dying Light Launches In South Africa

White Night – Launch Trailer

Clash of Clans Honest Trailer

The Movies

New DAREDEVIL pics reveal first official look at Vincent D’Onofrio’s Kingpin and more!
The Raid’s Iko Uwais and UFC’s Ronda Rousey to team up for Peter Berg’s MILE 22
Midweek Movie Mouth-Off: what’s your favourite obscure movie?
Chris Evans talks AVENGERS: AGE OF ULTRON
The Chinese box office has overtaken the USA for the first time ever
New Netflix movie boycotted by major cinema chains

Bonus Content

A very happy birthday to our favourite upvote champion, Hammersteyn.

Upvotess

Model: The Wank Band

Last Updated: March 4, 2015

62 Comments

  1. Spathi

    March 4, 2015 at 16:01

    Happy Birthday Hammersteyn! May your life be upvoted!

    Reply

    • Hammersteyn

      March 4, 2015 at 16:10

      Cheers bud XD

      Reply

      • Corrie

        March 4, 2015 at 16:44

        Wait it’s your birthday?…congrats man

        hope it was a good day

        Reply

        • Hammersteyn

          March 4, 2015 at 16:45

          Thanks bud. Day was crap, gonna make up for it now though.

          Reply

          • Corrie

            March 4, 2015 at 16:49

            Through a good chow and a good gaming session or more socially inclined soi·rée

      • Sageville

        March 5, 2015 at 10:08

        Extra birthday upvote

        Reply

  2. Admiral Chief

    March 4, 2015 at 16:03

    Congrats again Sergeant Steyn!

    Reply

    • Hammersteyn

      March 4, 2015 at 16:10

      *Salutes

      Reply

      • Captain JJ the damned

        March 4, 2015 at 16:21

        You really are the upvote champion.

        Reply

        • Hammersteyn

          March 4, 2015 at 16:28

          Nice way of keeping track what I read.

          Reply

          • HvR

            March 4, 2015 at 16:32

            Bloody hard work and my Disqus isn’t used to all this up vote touching.

          • Hammersteyn

            March 4, 2015 at 16:34

            There was a time that the upvote spam didn’t show in the notifications. Guess they’re back 🙂

          • Brady miaau

            March 4, 2015 at 16:42

            No, I see nothing when I upvote. If I did I would prob find a way to turn it off.

          • Brady miaau

            March 4, 2015 at 16:32

            ok, fair point

  3. HvR

    March 4, 2015 at 16:03

    Happy Birthday to the Hammer. As a present I upvoted myself. …. everybody else.

    Reply

    • Hammersteyn

      March 4, 2015 at 16:10

      Saves me the work…………..have another one

      Reply

    • Captain JJ the damned

      March 4, 2015 at 16:21

      That is a gift like no other.

      Reply

  4. Admiral Chief

    March 4, 2015 at 16:04

    • Hammersteyn

      March 4, 2015 at 16:10

      XD

      Reply

    • Ranting Raptor

      March 4, 2015 at 16:30

      HAHAHAHAHAHAHA. BESTEST!!!!

      Reply

  5. Pariah

    March 4, 2015 at 16:07

    Loooool @ the honest trailer! 😀

    Reply

    • Hammersteyn

      March 4, 2015 at 16:11

      Lost a bit of love for Liam :/

      Reply

  6. Hammersteyn

    March 4, 2015 at 16:10

    Thanks Zoe and everyone, years are ticking over nicely……
    *Cries
    Here’s to another year of awesome gaming be it eggs,ponies,mustard rys or wee.
    Now let me grab that other upvote.
    http://img.pandawhale.com/156367-Big-Hero-6-Baymax-Imgur-upvote-htNe.gif

    Reply

    • Umar

      March 4, 2015 at 16:25

      HAHAHA you rock bro!

      Reply

    • Ranting Raptor

      March 4, 2015 at 16:36

      7 upvotes… I want to upvote you… But I think leaving it on 7 is a much greater gift than anything else… From me to you bud!

      EDIT: It seems that was short lived 🙁

      Reply

  7. ReaperOfSquirrels

    March 4, 2015 at 16:19

    Happy birthday @hammersteyn:disqus!

    Reply

  8. Captain JJ the damned

    March 4, 2015 at 16:20

    That watch is still bloody strange.

    Reply

  9. Captain JJ the damned

    March 4, 2015 at 16:22

    Hammer!
    May your life be as positive as your upvotes. 😀

    Reply

    • Brady miaau

      March 4, 2015 at 16:38

      nice sentiment

      Reply

  10. Umar

    March 4, 2015 at 16:23

    Happy Birthday Hammer! May you continue to upvote our comments for the years to come..and May you last longer in the sack too!

    Reply

    • Hammersteyn

      March 4, 2015 at 16:27

      LOL it’s my friend honest. It’s just a coincidence that my birthday and the wank band ION is on the same day 😀

      Reply

      • Umar

        March 4, 2015 at 16:33

        It’s me, Hammer…You don’t have to pretend 😛

        Reply

        • Hammersteyn

          March 4, 2015 at 16:34

          Bwahahaha well you said it.

          Reply

  11. Aries

    March 4, 2015 at 16:25

    Happy Birthday @hammersteyn:disqus oh and that Honest trailers is the best

    Reply

  12. Ranting Raptor

    March 4, 2015 at 16:27

    You ALL were too busy doing what???? EEEEWWWWWWWWW

    There’s an image I could have been without

    Reply

  13. Ranting Raptor

    March 4, 2015 at 16:27

    Happy Birthday to the best darn upvoter this side of the internet!

    Reply

    • Hammersteyn

      March 4, 2015 at 16:32

      Gonna drink seven shots just for you.

      Reply

      • Ranting Raptor

        March 4, 2015 at 16:37

        Sounds awesome!

        Reply

      • Admiral Chief

        March 5, 2015 at 06:51

        XD LOOOL XD

        Reply

  14. Brady miaau

    March 4, 2015 at 16:31

    Happy birthday Mr Hammersteyn. Truly, have a great one.

    Have an awesome day and may today be a true reflection of the rest of the year for you.

    Unless today sucked. In that case forget it and move on. You know.

    Reply

    • Hammersteyn

      March 4, 2015 at 16:32

      LOL I’ll move one

      Reply

      • Brady miaau

        March 4, 2015 at 16:32

        One day or one year?

        Reply

        • Hammersteyn

          March 4, 2015 at 16:33

          one day.

          Reply

          • Brady miaau

            March 4, 2015 at 16:36

            I read this story once of this guy on a ship, in a readers digest. His life was not going well, he was demoted and forced to do extra duties. His mantra (not perfect, is from memory), as he was washing the floor,” They can demote me, then can humiliate me, but they cannot take away my birthday”, so he goes to sleep, excited for his birthday the next day. So, the ship passes the international dateline and he slept through what little there was of his birthday after the shipside clocks were adjusted one day forward

            True or not, I think that sort of sucks

          • Hammersteyn

            March 4, 2015 at 16:39

            I always see it this way. as long as you have a roof over your head and you can put food on the table you are better of then a ginormous amount of people. Things could be better but they could be much worse as well.

          • HvR

            March 4, 2015 at 16:41

            that and your health.

          • Brady miaau

            March 4, 2015 at 16:41

            Yeah, sometimes tricky to see the wood for the trees. Good perspective

  15. Anon A Mouse

    March 4, 2015 at 16:37

    IIIIITTTTSSSSS HAMMER TIME!!

    Ok I’ll leave now.

    Reply

    • Ranting Raptor

      March 4, 2015 at 16:38

      HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

      Reply

    • Hammersteyn

      March 4, 2015 at 16:40

      Looooooool

      Reply

  16. Dutch Matrix

    March 4, 2015 at 16:43

    So, is Hammer getting Hammered tonight?

    Reply

    • Hammersteyn

      March 4, 2015 at 16:45

      just a snifter of port, but one does let ones hair down every now and again

      Reply

      • Brady miaau

        March 4, 2015 at 16:49

        one must enjoy the port and perhaps a cigar to go with it.

        Reply

      • Ranting Raptor

        March 4, 2015 at 16:50

        You rebel you

        Reply

      • Sageville

        March 5, 2015 at 10:09

        You have hair to let down?

        Reply

        • Hammersteyn

          March 5, 2015 at 10:12

          I’ll buy a wig

          Reply

  17. Ghost In The Rift

    March 4, 2015 at 16:49

    Happy B-Day Hammer buddy, enjoy the dop en chop:-P

    Reply

  18. Eric

    March 4, 2015 at 16:54

    Am I the only one who recognised The Wank Band in the header image? :/

    Get one for your bday Hammersteyn. Screw eskom back…

    Reply

    • Hammersteyn

      March 5, 2015 at 07:48

      XD XD XD

      Reply

  19. Kensei Seraph

    March 5, 2015 at 12:01

    That launch event was a lot of fun.
    And those reactions from the people at Nicol Way, amazing.

    Reply

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