Alright lads, put the cricket bats away and calm down. It’s just a joke see, and by the time you read the final line of this article, I’ll be long gone. I was only following orders!
In Other News: Project Cars won’t be crap on Wii U, Call of Duty makes even more money, order a pizza through your Xbox 360 and lightning strikes twice with the return of Thor.
Here’s the news that we didn’t post today, because we were too busy being reminded of the horror that is FINGA PAPPIT.
Project Cars dev assures that Wii u version won’t be “crappy”
What happens when 70 limousines race in Just Cause 2?
Warhammer 40 000 – Strong possibility of a new game says Relic
Check out these 3DS circle pad pro mods from Japan
Microsoft to launch Pizza Hut app on Xbox 360
UK Interactive entertainment CEO defends games as culture before tax inquiry
Call of Duty Black Ops 2 on track for record sales, says analyst
Exclusive launches are sometimes necessary, says Papa and Yo creator
What’s on at The Movies
It may be time to dodge spanners again as Dodgeball is getting a sequel
Jamie Foxx goes full nerd in these 35 new pictures for The Amazing Spider-Man 2
It’s all about being the right man standing up in this US trailer for The Grandmasters
Some new posters and images just flew in for the Man of Steel
Bad news everyone – Futurama has been cancelled again
He made a promise to return in this first trailer for Thor: The Dark World
It’s all fish hammers and love triangles in these new plot details and images for Thor: The Dark World
Are the Ninja Turtles going to be teenage mutants again?
Models: The lovely ladies from Manchester United.
Last Updated: April 23, 2013