Alright lads, put the cricket bats away and calm down. It’s just a joke see, and by the time you read the final line of this article, I’ll be long gone. I was only following orders!
In Other News: Project Cars won’t be crap on Wii U, Call of Duty makes even more money, order a pizza through your Xbox 360 and lightning strikes twice with the return of Thor.
Here’s the news that we didn’t post today, because we were too busy being reminded of the horror that is FINGA PAPPIT.
News
Project Cars dev assures that Wii u version won’t be “crappy”
What happens when 70 limousines race in Just Cause 2?
Warhammer 40 000 – Strong possibility of a new game says Relic
Check out these 3DS circle pad pro mods from Japan
Microsoft to launch Pizza Hut app on Xbox 360
UK Interactive entertainment CEO defends games as culture before tax inquiry
Call of Duty Black Ops 2 on track for record sales, says analyst
Exclusive launches are sometimes necessary, says Papa and Yo creator
Stuff
Fixing video game box art with clip art and comic sans
Missing in action – Jade Empire
Persona – The art of Shigenori Soejima
Fighting games deserve better stories
Videos
Orc Attack – Steam trailer
Sanctum 2 – Gameplay trailer
Call of Juarez: Gunslinger – Code of the west trailer
What’s on at The Movies
It may be time to dodge spanners again as Dodgeball is getting a sequel
Jamie Foxx goes full nerd in these 35 new pictures for The Amazing Spider-Man 2
It’s all about being the right man standing up in this US trailer for The Grandmasters
Some new posters and images just flew in for the Man of Steel
Bad news everyone – Futurama has been cancelled again
He made a promise to return in this first trailer for Thor: The Dark World
It’s all fish hammers and love triangles in these new plot details and images for Thor: The Dark World
Are the Ninja Turtles going to be teenage mutants again?
Models: The lovely ladies from Manchester United.
Last Updated: April 23, 2013
Gavin Mannion
April 23, 2013 at 16:05
YNWA… mainly because it wouldn’t be safe walking alone when Suarez is around
Admiral Chief Erwin
April 23, 2013 at 16:05
Ladies, hahaha
Sir Oldfart
April 23, 2013 at 16:21
who cant catch a ball.
Admiral Chief Erwin
April 23, 2013 at 16:23
and get hurt REALLY easily…
Sir Oldfart
April 23, 2013 at 16:29
sissies
Sir Oldfart
April 23, 2013 at 16:31
02 on his shorts. Reminds me when we beat them 0 32 in the 2007 world cup.
Sageville
April 23, 2013 at 17:05
Dood, +1 for an unashamedly far-fetched tie-in
Skyblue
April 24, 2013 at 07:44
36-0
Don’t let England off that easy
Lardus
April 23, 2013 at 16:09
Ag nee man, already read it and refreshed and still not “fixed”!
DieJason
April 23, 2013 at 16:09
The lovely dutch lady that (mostly) won it for them is not even there. SIS DARREN
FoxOneZA - The Chosen One
April 23, 2013 at 16:22
Google sexy man united 😉
Sageville
April 23, 2013 at 17:06
“Did you mean “Sexy Man City””?
Skyblue
April 24, 2013 at 07:45
“Did you mean: Manchester nancy boys touching each other in the changeroom”
Deano
April 23, 2013 at 16:34
This has to be the worst ION header of all time!
Anon A Mouse
April 23, 2013 at 16:39
Now I’ll have nightmares for a year. Don’t you know what you’re doing to a Liverpool fan? Ag nee man Darryn.
Skoobaz
April 23, 2013 at 16:41
Not to fear, you can see Liverpool at CT Stadium next month
Anon A Mouse
April 23, 2013 at 16:48
Has it been confirmed. The last league match is on the 19th and they plan for LFC to play in Cape Town on the 21st. It seems a bit daft or it will be a bunch of academy players. I do know they travel to Australia though.
Skoobaz
April 24, 2013 at 09:05
Not officially confirmed, I do however have it on good authority. Also in July CT will play host to Everton and Newcastle
Eric Viljoen
April 23, 2013 at 16:40
NSFW
Trebzz
April 23, 2013 at 16:52
In the history of Lazygamer this is the best damn thing I have ever seen and you guys are my fucking heroes 😀
Wayne Bossenger
April 23, 2013 at 18:40
agree 100% here, haha 😀
Andre116
April 23, 2013 at 18:46
I like the pictures a bit on the risque side…but to show actual p**s. Nee, sies man.
umar bastra
April 24, 2013 at 08:34
Man I would kill for a new Jade empire!!
Dooza
April 24, 2013 at 14:40
Best ION header ever!!!!