GAAAAAAARGH! PANIC PANIC PANIC! It’s just hours before I’m supposed to be on a plane, sipping imaginary cocktails and pretending that the guy in the cramped, economy seat next to me doesn’t smell like tinned sardines. Why am I panicking? I’m obviously all packed and ready to go, I have all the documentation and gadgetry I’ll be needing, I’ve sorted out my forex and I’m just waiting to go to the airport, right? Wrong. I’ve only just picked up my air tickets, I have an empty suitcase and I can’t seem to find my underpants. why am I in these twin states of duress, and undress?
Our lovely header image girl, Nola Schreuder, courtesy of lwmag.co.za, of course!Â I’ve realised thought that I’d never have any sort of amorousÂ chance with the her in the bedroom though; she’s apparently afraid of needles.
Here’s the news we didn’t post because we OH SWEET MOTHER OF GOURD, IS THAT THE TIME? I HAVE TO PACK! PANICPANICPANIC!
Lulzsec to release the info they stole from Sony
Ninja Gaiden 3 screens
Ubisoft announces more Rocksmith tracks
Sony updates games to thwart pirates
Nintendo 3DS update detailed; coming June 6
No Shenmue 3 right now
Last Updated: June 2, 2011