In Other News – May 25, 2011

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I’ve always liked bubbles. Bubbles, in all their forms, always nostalgically remind me of a happy, care-free childhood. The soapy sort you blew, as you watched them gleam and glitter in the sunlight as they float to oblivion; the bubbles you got  in your milkshake when blew through the straw instead of using it as intended; those pink, gummy ones accompanying the source of all information that often got stuck in your hair and yes – even the ones you got from farting in the bath. Bubbles are wonderful and magical, deserving of nothing but endearment.

Well, they were – until they bloody well decided to cover up all the bits of ION header girl Kam Reens I want to see. Blasted bubbles…go be awesome somewhere else.

Here’s the news we didn’t post because we’ve been trying to blow the bubbles from Ms Reen’s chest. Except Ian, who’s been trying to blow a guy named Bubbles.

News:

Arc System gets rights to Guilty Gear
Sony’s hack woes continue
Hothead Games making a Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy game
Dead or Alive Dimensions banned in Scandanavia
MS. Splosion man to have a 10,000 user beta
Square Enix to launch another MMO?
L.A Noire is a “powerful new franchise”

Stuff:

Street Fighter II mouth effects
10 Most amazing draw distances
Is Modern Warfare 3 gonna screw PS3 owners over?
If Mortal Kombat was a sitcom
Mario goes down the wrong pipe
Incredible Sonic flipbook animation

Video

Ocarina of Time gets an mazing trailer
Warhammer 40000 : Space Marine
InFamous 2 – The Beast is coming
BioShock Infinite story preview

Header : Kam Reens
Image by Oliphant

Last Updated: May 25, 2011

Geoffrey Tim

Editor. I'm old, grumpy and more than just a little cynical. One day, I found myself in possession of a NES, and a copy of Super Mario Bros 3. It was that game that made me realise that games were more than just toys to idly while away time - they were capable of being masterpieces. I'm here now, looking for more of those masterpieces.

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