Dried, cured, processed meats. Yes, including stuff like biltong, bacon, sausages and salamis. They’re all under fire because according to scaremongering, sensationalist headlines they’re the sort of things that’ll significantly increase your risk of bowel cancer. Here’s the thing. I love this stuff. I go crazy for a good cured ham; a bit of Jamon Iberico, or a slice of prosciutto. I’d happily devour a bit of coppa, or a nice salami A bit of bresaola, a bag of biltong? Yum. Only, it’s probably not all that good for you, they say. Is that going to stop me from eating the stuff in moderation? Nope.
In other news: Bomberman returns, it’s 2Dark for a horror game and Sega’s sorry that Sonic’s a boob.
Here’s the news we didn’t post because you’re looking pretty char-cute-erie this evening.
News
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Burnout Paradise will be compatible with Xbox One
Konami is making a new Bomberman
Chun-Li graces Mad Catz’ first Street Fighter V stick
Sega apologises for calling a Sonic character ‘Boob’
Stuff
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What works and what doesn’t in Halo 5: Guardians
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Performance Analysis: Assassin’s Creed Syndicate
Videos
Just Cause 3 – Story trailer
Call of Duty Black Ops 3 – Launch gameplay trailer
Hellblade – The face of Senua: Developer diary
What’s on at The Movies
Jerry Bruckheimer is producing a teen girl version of Taken in THE CRUELTY
And the WINNERS for our STER KINEKOR HORROR DVD HAMPER competition are…
C’mon! Watch the opening 4-minutes of ASH VS EVIL DEAD!
Check out Marvel’s epic Phase Two Collection box-set
Jared Leto reveals full Joker costume and finally talks about the character
Cinophile: The Top 10 So Far
A JUMANJI remake on track for a Christmas 2016 release
Last Updated: October 27, 2015
Hammersteyn
October 27, 2015 at 16:07
Meat gives you cancer….
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Ottokie
October 27, 2015 at 16:08
A hot dog I would give at least 2 out of 5…
Alien Emperor Trevor
October 27, 2015 at 16:11
I’ll even take mine well done, for extra cancer.
Ottokie
October 27, 2015 at 16:14
Mmmmm
http://cdn.inquisitr.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/04/Steak.jpg
Alien Emperor Trevor
October 27, 2015 at 16:14
That’s not well done, that’s burnt. There is a difference. :/
Hammersteyn
October 27, 2015 at 16:15
Like you’d know the difference
Alien Emperor Trevor
October 27, 2015 at 16:16
Meh.
Hammersteyn
October 27, 2015 at 17:59
You forgot … How mus I know you’re posting pics without … Screw you I’m not going home. Still stuck at office
Alien Emperor Trevor
October 27, 2015 at 18:18
😀
Ottokie
October 27, 2015 at 16:15
I can’t see the difference :
Ottokie
October 27, 2015 at 16:16
http://gifsec.com/wp-content/uploads/GIF/2014/05/its-gone-its-done-gif.gif?gs=a
Pariah
October 27, 2015 at 16:27
Don’t judge a steak by its cover!
Ottokie
October 27, 2015 at 16:33
I am more amazed by how you knew that was a steak 😛
Pariah
October 27, 2015 at 16:34
Well, Trevor mentioned “Well done” – the only time I can think of something being described as such is when steak is involved. Simple extrapolation and observation, really. The picture is another matter entirely.
Ottokie
October 27, 2015 at 16:36
Around here that saying is more designated towards lamb chops. But as someone who is and always will be from Natal, its almost always about the steak 😛
Rock789
October 27, 2015 at 16:25
Why is that rock on that board? 😉 😛
Captain JJ the Goo
October 27, 2015 at 16:40
Well, what do you know….
Rock calling the rock, rock.
Rock789
October 27, 2015 at 16:55
Rock-ception?
Alien Emperor Trevor
October 27, 2015 at 18:18
Because 7 8 9? ;P
Captain JJ the Goo
October 27, 2015 at 16:39
Looks like roadkill, without the kill
Ottokie
October 27, 2015 at 16:10
http://i.imgur.com/7uYvYiL.gif
Alien Emperor Trevor
October 27, 2015 at 16:10
I have to go outside in a few minutes. I don’t want to. It’s nice & air conditioned in here. Outside is that Sun. Which also gives you cancer.
ElNicko
October 27, 2015 at 16:31
What happens if I carry on with my meat eating ways and just throw in some Cannabis oil into my diet ?? BOOM , Problem solved !!
Captain JJ the Goo
October 27, 2015 at 16:35
Nearly every and any carpaccio is great.
Coppa is a firm favourite though.
And Parma ham I eat way too often, but too much is never enough 😀
Captain JJ the Goo
October 27, 2015 at 16:39
Tonight I shall be making some fine pizza!
Ottokie
October 27, 2015 at 16:40
I like thick crust…
Captain JJ the Goo
October 27, 2015 at 16:42
Thick crust is against my religion… the religion of proper pizza food. ;P
Also no sauce (with the exclusion of maybe a dash of Tobasco)
Ottokie
October 27, 2015 at 16:44
I like traditional but when it comes to Romans pizza, it’s thick crust or GITFS. Tabasco is a necessity with any pizza!
Captain JJ the Goo
October 27, 2015 at 16:45
Though I will never agree on thick crust (even from Romans) your love for Tobasco means it doesn’t matter what crust you or I prefer. Because Tobasco is life. 😉
Lardus-For the Emperor!
October 27, 2015 at 16:54
I have tried both Google and Bing…what the heck is GITFS? It is driving me crazy keeping up with you youngsters and your interwebz lingo!
Lardus-For the Emperor!
October 27, 2015 at 17:02
GITFS – Geoffrey Is The Female Sex?
Brady miaau
October 27, 2015 at 17:02
Get in the Sea – F optional, I believe
Lardus-For the Emperor!
October 27, 2015 at 17:06
Oh, so a more polite way to say GTFO? Thanks! Darn brain virus – GITFS!!
Captain JJ the Goo
October 28, 2015 at 07:08
Don’t worry man. Took me forever to get what they’re on about as well. 🙂
Ottokie
October 28, 2015 at 08:13
Just something that Geoff said in an article, that went a little viral on the site 🙂
GITFS (Get in the F*cking sea)
Grand Admiral Chief SpaceNinja
October 28, 2015 at 07:19
Sriracha!
Tortoise
October 27, 2015 at 16:41
Bacon, still worth it.
Grand Admiral Chief SpaceNinja
October 28, 2015 at 07:19
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Lardus-For the Emperor!
October 27, 2015 at 16:47
Bomberman…coming to mobile…darnit my parents want it for console or PC! They loved Bomberman back in the day on Sega Saturn!
DragonSpirit009
October 27, 2015 at 17:06
I shall eat meat every day! Even if it kills me cause then I know I had a good life!!
VoidWalker
October 27, 2015 at 17:11
So basically all my favorite things are bad for me . . . well fukk it, can’t live forever right?