You know what… game’s cheat.
Don’t let them fool you into thinking they don’t, especially the sports ones. Reviewing Madden 12 this week made me remember how year after year we let those digital sons-o-beeches get away with murder, and we shouldn’t stand for it anymore. So remember, the next time some digi-douchebag scores an impossible goal in FIFA, or some car in GT5 knocks you off the road… do the right thing… take the disc out, draw a penis on its “face†with permanent marker and then hang it out front for the world to ridicule — It’s the right thing to do.
In Other News: The sexiest/awesome suits in gaming history! Crysis 1 looks better on console than PC? Leaked Battlefield 3 Xbox 360 footage. The best Dead Island video you will ever see some other things and stuffs for your eyeballs.
Here’s the news we didn’t post because we were discussing console controllers, fanboys and those hockey-loving Samurai dudes from the Ninja Turtles 3 movie.
News:
Sony licenses more PowerVR SGX Series5XT graphics chips
Modern Warfare 3: New mission creep with Captain Price?
DICE: Battlefield 3 Features Better Hit Detection; Destruction Qualities Detailed
EA: We don’t expect Battlefield 3 to beat Modern Warfare 3
Battlefield 3 Xbox 360 Pictures, Gameplay Videos And Info Leaked
LA Noire GOTY Edition and Red Dead Redemption
BF3 – Beta YouTube Footage Allowed + Info On Flak Jacket Spec
Stuff:
Crysis Console Vs PC Comparison: Which version looks better?
Top 10 Games to Look Forward to in 2012
Sexiest/Awesome Suits in Gaming History (Please note: music plays from this link)
Videos:
Quite Possibly The Best Dead Island Video You Will Ever See
The Elder Scrolls 5: Skyrim Gameplay Preview and Vampire Reveal
Deus Ex: Human Revolution Glitch (Spoilers — And: This actually happened to me)
Star Wars: The Old Republic – Smuggler Progression
GOW Collection II: Chains of Olympus ‘First 30 Minutes’ [HD]
Header: Mayanti Langer
Last Updated: September 12, 2011
