In honour of the eve of Gears of War 3’s release, I present thee with a poem.
Twas the night before Gears 3, when all through the house Not a PC was stirring, not even a mouse. The screaming, the shouting and laughter grew loud, as Geoff pointed at Darryn, turned him into a cloud.
But I heard him exclaim, â€˜ere he reloaded his gun, “Happy Gears day to all, and to all I sayâ€¦ run.â€
In Other News: Gears of War 3 releases at midnight! 5 ways to tell you’re getting too old for video games. A PC that’s cheap and can play it all. A lot of Top 10 lists and more.
Here’s the news we didn’t post because we were rhymin’ ill whop patterns to the beat whilst shotgunning people in the face.
Mother’s boyfriend beats her son to death because he got in the way of his video game
$550 Budget Gaming PC Build that can play it all
Resistance 3 Sales Prove Kevin Butler Still A Bad Salesman
Pachter: The Wii U is Not a New Console it’s Wii HD
Mass Effect 2, Dragon Age â€œoverperformedâ€ – BioWare
ICO HD looks like the game’s third and best release
America’s Pre-order chart – week ending September 17, 2011
Sony: HD remakes are â€œwin/win for both consumers and publishersâ€
Top 10 Highly Anticipated PS3 Games For 2012
Top 5 games to buy next month
Ten Bad Habits That People Have Developed Playing Games Online
10 Crazy Deus Ex: Human Revolution Glitches
Is Square Enix Killing Final Fantasy?
Gamer Woes – Nintendo’s Downfall Is Imminent
Portal 2 Source engine maxed out running 3840 x 1024
Max Payne 3 Wallpapers in HDÂ Â
GTA 4: iCEnhancer 1.35a mod getting photorealistic
5 ways to tell you’re too old for video gamesÂ
Header: Jessica Nigri
Last Updated: September 19, 2011