In honour of the eve of Gears of War 3’s release, I present thee with a poem.
Twas the night before Gears 3, when all through the house Not a PC was stirring, not even a mouse. The screaming, the shouting and laughter grew loud, as Geoff pointed at Darryn, turned him into a cloud.
But I heard him exclaim, ‘ere he reloaded his gun, “Happy Gears day to all, and to all I say… run.â€
In Other News: Gears of War 3 releases at midnight! 5 ways to tell you’re getting too old for video games. A PC that’s cheap and can play it all. A lot of Top 10 lists and more.
Here’s the news we didn’t post because we were rhymin’ ill whop patterns to the beat whilst shotgunning people in the face.
News:
Mother’s boyfriend beats her son to death because he got in the way of his video game
$550 Budget Gaming PC Build that can play it all
Resistance 3 Sales Prove Kevin Butler Still A Bad Salesman
Pachter: The Wii U is Not a New Console it’s Wii HD
Mass Effect 2, Dragon Age “overperformed†– BioWare
ICO HD looks like the game’s third and best release
America’s Pre-order chart – week ending September 17, 2011
Sony: HD remakes are “win/win for both consumers and publishersâ€
Stuff:
Top 10 Highly Anticipated PS3 Games For 2012
Top 5 games to buy next month
Ten Bad Habits That People Have Developed Playing Games Online
10 Crazy Deus Ex: Human Revolution Glitches
Is Square Enix Killing Final Fantasy?
Gamer Woes – Nintendo’s Downfall Is Imminent
Portal 2 Source engine maxed out running 3840 x 1024
Max Payne 3 Wallpapers in HDÂ Â
GTA 4: iCEnhancer 1.35a mod getting photorealistic
5 ways to tell you’re too old for video gamesÂ
Videos:
MGS 3 HD Swamp gameplay
New Bioshock Infinite Trailer from TGS
Gears of War 3 exclusive Gridlock comparison video
Gears of War 3 exclusive Hotel gameplay
Gears of War 3 exclusive horde mode videos
Header: Jessica Nigri
Last Updated: September 19, 2011
