I enjoy some horror movies. The ones that don’t go all out bloody red gore fest on me in the first few seconds. Horrors like The Conjuring, The Shining, and Insidious I really enjoyed so I am hesitant to say that I am particularly excited for a movie that spills more blood than the local blood bank on a vampire binge night, and that’s just in the trailer.
Following every single trope you’ve come to expect from the genre, a couple move into a house that has seen its share of darkness and the townspeople seem very keen to feed the new residents to the house to placate it for another 30 or so years, or what I call a Saturday in my neighbourhood. As I said, I like my horrors to at least attempt to build some suspense but if this trailer is anything to go by you’ll be picking bits of body out your hair before you’ve warmed your cinema seat. Have a look and see what I mean.
Oh, and PS. it’s kindda NSFW, what with body parts, blood and a little swearing.
Yeah, so about as subtle as James’ love of The Lego Movie. We are still here stars Barbara Crampton (You’re Next) and Larry Fesseden (pretend Jack Nickelson, I mean from Beneath) and will premier at SXSW in March.
Last Updated: February 17, 2015
Justin Hess
February 17, 2015 at 14:46
C’mon, that’s Barbara Crampton from From Beyond. Give a classic B-grade leading lady her due 😀