New 3DS game has giant ninja boobs

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Today is national cleavage day, and here in Joburg it’s a cold, misty day. What better way to heat things up today than boobs, right?

A new Japanese 3DS game, Senran Kagura, features man’s favourite playthings – rather large ones…3D!

Predictably, it’s centred around  a team of anime-styled female ninja trainees whose job it is to defeat the evil assassins hired by giant corporations…for some reason. I don;t think the story’s particularly important though, because the game’s billing itself – and I’m not making this up, as a “Flying Out Enormous Breast Drama Hyper Battle.” Its primary reason for existing, according to producer Kenichiro Takaki (calling himself “Planner and Enormous Breast Producer”), is because “people would want to see boobs in 3D.” He’s probably right, too – and at least he’s honest. And if this game doesn’t work out, there’s probably a job waiting for him at Team Ninja.

Unfortunately for you pervy types the game is Japan-only for now, and the 3DS has that whole region lock thing that makes importing a fruitless endeavour. Of course, you could import a Japanese 3DS along with it…

Read more over at Andriasang, where you can also find out each girl’s bust size. Classy!

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Last Updated: April 15, 2011

Geoffrey Tim

Editor. I'm old, grumpy and more than just a little cynical. One day, I found myself in possession of a NES, and a copy of Super Mario Bros 3. It was that game that made me realise that games were more than just toys to idly while away time - they were capable of being masterpieces. I'm here now, looking for more of those masterpieces.

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