Guys, I think I’ve set a world record for 2016. Primarily, a record for ION, and not posting a single daily wrap-up where I confused 2016 for 2015. I’m so…I’m so happy. Maybe this year, I finally ascend to a higher state of intelligence. Maybe this year, I can finally be respected and…oh wait, scratch that thought. I appear to have broken another Xbox One headset, thanks to the stupid headset entry pins. Back to square one then.
In Other News: Try and say Forza Porsche six times fast, Killer Instinct prepares for an arbitration, adventurous Mana this week and real-life Splatoon weapons.
Here’s the news that we didn’t post today, because I was too busy using my Trump card to get out of trouble. Uncle Donald is always there for me.
Oh, you thought we forgot, didn’t you? Here’s an admiral’s hat cake, for our own Admiral Chief Erwin, who turns middle aged today!
News
Forza 6 Porsche Expansion dated, priced in Amazon slip up
Surprise! PC game boxed sales down, digital up
Is this Halo’s Arbiter in Killer Instinct Season 3?
Edge Case Games team ‘begged’ its CEO not to put Fractured Space on Early Access
So Chandelure actually looks pretty badass in Pokken Tournament
The Witness is selling very well, despite rampant piracy
Adventures of Mana drops February 4
DarkMaus is Dark Souls starring a mouse
Stuff
30 years in space: Meet the man who’s kept space sims flying
Fans bring Splatoon weapons to the real world
Remembering Dragon Age: Origins
Winning the battle of Stalingrad in two turns
Global Game Jam Pretoria photo gallery
Videos
What’s on at The Movies
DVD Review: AMY
Lexi Alexander defends cult classic PUNISHER WAR ZONE
Katheryn Bigelow’s next film to be based on 1967 Detroit riots
Idris Elba wins big at “diverse” 2016 Screen Actors Guild Awards
Kevin Spacey is a cat in this first trailer for NINE LIVES
This first trailer for the DreamWorks Animation movie TROLLS does just that
Last Updated: February 1, 2016
Ottokie
February 1, 2016 at 16:06
Happy day of being born Admiral 😛
The Grand Admiral Chief Prime
February 1, 2016 at 16:11
Dankie Otto
Ottokie
February 1, 2016 at 16:12
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Alien Emperor Trevor
February 1, 2016 at 16:07
Happy 50th b/day Admiral!
Pariah
February 1, 2016 at 16:08
You’re so nice sometimes. Good on you!
I’m not. Happy 65th Admiral!
Pariah
February 1, 2016 at 16:10
I’ve drunk one beer to celebrate a new job, and I’m already half pissed. When did I become such a lightweight?
The Grand Admiral Chief Prime
February 1, 2016 at 16:12
Haha
Jan Prins
February 1, 2016 at 16:14
You always were a lightweight! Heh-heh!
Pariah
February 1, 2016 at 16:15
Screw you buddy!!! XD
Jan Prins
February 1, 2016 at 16:16
Thanks but no thanks.
Pariah
February 1, 2016 at 16:21
I didn’t say it had to be me… Could always go with 7 of 9. 😉
Hammersteyn
February 1, 2016 at 16:21
I’m so fat from chicken pies and sodas they call me 7 of 11.
Pariah
February 1, 2016 at 16:22
XD
The Grand Admiral Chief Prime
February 1, 2016 at 16:49
Bwahahaaaaa
The Grand Admiral Chief Prime
February 1, 2016 at 16:11
Lekker
Pariah
February 1, 2016 at 16:11
Man, seriously though, Happy Birthday. And you get XCOM 2 in the same week, epic!
Jan Prins
February 1, 2016 at 16:15
Hêppie Hêppie Ou Toppie!
Hammersteyn
February 1, 2016 at 16:25
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Greylingad[CNFRMD]
February 1, 2016 at 16:31
Happy B-Day man!! may it be as lekker as XCOM 2!
Hammersteyn
February 1, 2016 at 16:12
GROOT ADMIRAAL SEEF PRAM!
The Grand Admiral Chief Prime
February 1, 2016 at 16:49
Ag jy
HvR
February 1, 2016 at 16:14
See the whole gaming world came together and released their awesome reviews for Xcom2 especially for the Admiral’s birthday. Happy Bday, it only gets worse from now on.
Pariah
February 1, 2016 at 16:15
This ^
Hammersteyn
February 1, 2016 at 16:15
HAHAHA
HvR
February 1, 2016 at 16:17
Except EGM, EGM can go suck face with a Viper.
Hammersteyn
February 1, 2016 at 16:17
They’re a bunch of console lovers anyway
The Grand Admiral Chief Prime
February 1, 2016 at 16:48
WOOOOT
hairyknees
February 1, 2016 at 16:15
HAPPY BDAY ADMIRAL! <3
The Grand Admiral Chief Prime
February 1, 2016 at 16:47
Hehe tx Figgle
Hammersteyn
February 1, 2016 at 16:16
DragonSpirit009
February 1, 2016 at 16:27
Happy birthday Admiral! Have a good one!!
The Grand Admiral Chief Prime
February 1, 2016 at 16:47
Thanks milady
The D
February 1, 2016 at 16:30
Shit, I forgot to misspell Erwinn’s name again…Oh wait.
Snowlockk
February 1, 2016 at 16:32
Isn’t it the first today?
The D
February 1, 2016 at 16:32
…SHIT.
The Grand Admiral Chief Prime
February 1, 2016 at 16:47
NO cake for you
HvR
February 1, 2016 at 16:33
LOL
The Grand Admiral Chief Prime
February 1, 2016 at 16:51
No worries Darren
miaau
February 1, 2016 at 17:10
Daryn?
The Grand Admiral Chief Prime
February 2, 2016 at 06:56
Daryl
HvR
February 1, 2016 at 17:16
*Daar-in
Aries
February 1, 2016 at 16:42
Happy Birthday @Admiral_Chief:disqus
The Grand Admiral Chief Prime
February 1, 2016 at 16:46
Hehe thanks dude
Ghost In The Rift
February 1, 2016 at 16:47
Happy Salute Day Admiral, my ye be blessed by the treasures of ye ocean AAAARGGGG!!
The Grand Admiral Chief Prime
February 1, 2016 at 16:50
Avast!
miaau
February 1, 2016 at 17:08
Um, what is Middle Aged? Is it a state of mind or an actual age?
The Grand Admiral Chief Prime
February 2, 2016 at 06:56
Halfway to retirement