A lot of you guys are going to be going on vacation soon. Glorious, wonderful vacation, spent far away from work or any proper responsibilities. But not Lazygamer. No sirree, we ain’t going nowhere. Lazygamer is still dedicated to bringing you news, with our signature brand of commentary and accepted mockery of yours truly. So while you may be missing out on the daily grind for a few weeks, you can rest easy knowing that we’ll still be here.
I’d like to say that it’s because we’re so dedicated to our jobs. But the more simple truth is that the boss lost the keys to our leg-cuffs, so we’re stuck here for the long haul. Man, I hope somebody empties my butt bucket soon.
In Other News: Total War devs are shocked, Hideo Kojima was blocked and Sega is looking f***ed.
Here’s the news that we didn’t post today, because we were too busy using our weed-whackers to join the gardening Mafia.
News
You may still be able to get into the Doom alpha
Tron Run/r is now in Early Access
Keighley: Konami blocked Hideo Kojima from The Game Awards 2015
Rock Band on Oculus Rift is happening
Here’s when you can play This War of Mine: The Little Ones on PS4 and Xbox One
Sega reduces financial forecast again
The Shovel Knight amiibo is coming to Europe almost a month before North America
Total War devs admit to being ‘disheartened’ at Chaos Warriors DLC backlash
Stuff
Performance Analysis: Uncharted 4 multiplayer beta
The race car of the future is a work of art
The Smash community is chaos right now
Videos
Mighty No. 9 – Bring it trailer
Shaq Fu: A Legend Reborn Debut Trailer
Paragon – Grux reveal trailer
What’s on at The Movies
A Review in 4 Questions: STRETCH
Season 6 of GAME OF THRONES has no idea what’s going to happen
Movies Out Today – 04 December 2015
Star Krysten Ritter and showrunner Melissa Rosenberg talk JESSICA JONES
Whoo Hoo! SAMURAI JACK is coming back in 2016!
DVD REVIEW: SOUTHPAW
We review CREED – It’s a knockout!
Last Updated: December 4, 2015
Lord Chaos
December 4, 2015 at 16:03
Just completed my first week back at work after glorious leave.
So I’ll slog through December with you guys.
Hammersteyn
December 4, 2015 at 16:13
Ditto
Lord Chaos
December 4, 2015 at 16:15
It’s like a second holiday to be honest, take my internet in and load up Steam.
Captain JJ 4x
December 4, 2015 at 16:35
I will also be slogging.
oVg SOmaNY games
December 4, 2015 at 16:36
not jogging
Lord Chaos
December 4, 2015 at 16:37
No, he might drop a heavy shoe on his head.
Captain JJ 4x
December 4, 2015 at 16:39
No. I’ll run for two things only: 1) If I’m chased. 2) To get home after work as fast as possible.
oVg SOmaNY games
December 4, 2015 at 16:36
No traffic once the brats break up 🙂
Lord Chaos
December 4, 2015 at 16:37
I don’t have traffic anyway. A little bit in the afternoon, but I’m t work 5:30 in the morning
Captain JJ 4x
December 4, 2015 at 16:37
Only the GP cars putting us all in a whole different level of danger, thinking the Westerous Republic is a racetrack 😉
Hammersteyn
December 4, 2015 at 16:13
Admiral Chief – CHAAARGE! found this gem. I think it’s one of the coolest songs ever
Lord Chaos
December 4, 2015 at 16:18
Well… that was… something…
Saw Finntroll live this past Saturday, now that was awesome
HvR
December 4, 2015 at 16:23
WHERE!?!?!??!?!!?!?
Lord Chaos
December 4, 2015 at 16:29
Iron Tusk in Jhb.
Ottokie
December 4, 2015 at 16:34
Everything in Japan is better
Hammersteyn
December 7, 2015 at 07:40
This was something totally new and fresh. These days that’s saying a lot
oVg SOmaNY games
December 4, 2015 at 16:35
SICK
Hammersteyn
December 4, 2015 at 16:16
Also thank goodness it’s weekend!
https://49.media.tumblr.com/ec368dddefe7f6c6446fc789b26a31f7/tumblr_mizy1aa53r1r9pc8mo1_500.gif
oVg SOmaNY games
December 4, 2015 at 16:34
NUKA COLA TIME
oVg SOmaNY games
December 4, 2015 at 16:24
What a sick year
VampyreSquirrel
December 4, 2015 at 16:34
25 minutes until beer-o-clock!!!
Ottokie
December 4, 2015 at 16:39
-15 min
Lord Chaos
December 4, 2015 at 16:40
-60 min
Ottokie
December 4, 2015 at 16:40
Had to take a cold shower first xD
Lord Chaos
December 4, 2015 at 16:43
Nice and cloudy here, some light rain and even some thunder.
Ottokie
December 4, 2015 at 16:44
Hot here, like super mega super saiyan level 500!
Captain JJ 4x
December 4, 2015 at 16:45
I’ve lived in the Westrous Republic most of my life and I’m still trying to figure out if I like the winter or summer more.
Lord Chaos
December 4, 2015 at 16:46
Lol, anything above 25 is hot for me.
One of the reasons I’m applying for jobs in the VERY far north (Of the planet)
Ottokie
December 4, 2015 at 16:47
I myself am applying all around the globe. Mostly at the more human sustaining levels of temperature.
Captain JJ 4x
December 4, 2015 at 16:47
Same here.
Lord Chaos
December 4, 2015 at 16:47
Where you thinking of going?
I’m planning on Sweden.
Captain JJ 4x
December 4, 2015 at 16:48
We’ve already submitted all our docs, just playing the waiting game now. But Canada though.
Lord Chaos
December 4, 2015 at 16:50
I’m playing it a little slow though. Still want to see maiden next year, but I’m doing it through companies. No attachments here so it will be easy for them to submit papers to make it easy for me to get a working visa.
Captain JJ 4x
December 4, 2015 at 16:51
Yea. Absolutely.
Both my wife and I can speak a bit of French so that’s why Quebec seems like a good place. And we’ve always been intrigued by it too.
Lord Chaos
December 4, 2015 at 16:53
Cool. That will help a lot.
Made some friends over there and while I don’t know Swedish from a donkey’s arse, most of them (and the job specs I’ve been sent) only require English.
Applying as a developer in financials helps though
Captain JJ 4x
December 4, 2015 at 16:54
Excellent. Yea, that’s really good.
Lord Chaos
December 4, 2015 at 16:54
Spelling already corrected
Captain JJ 4x
December 4, 2015 at 16:54
😀
Lord Chaos
December 4, 2015 at 16:56
Luckily I haven’t seen the Admiral, he’d have castrated me for that.
Captain JJ 4x
December 4, 2015 at 16:57
Oh yes
Ottokie
December 4, 2015 at 16:59
He is long gone around this time of day 😛
Lord Chaos
December 4, 2015 at 17:00
Is he at least back to 100%? Haven’t been on here in ages.
Admiral Chief - CHAAARGE!
December 5, 2015 at 07:54
Not quite, but thanks for the concern
Admiral Chief - CHAAARGE!
December 5, 2015 at 07:53
You are forgiven, I feel better today
Ottokie
December 4, 2015 at 16:56
A lot of these country’s require some insane English test. Might have to get the Admiral to tutor me 😛
Lord Chaos
December 4, 2015 at 16:58
lol. Odly enough, grew up pure Afrikaans and went to “THE” Afrikaans high school, yet my second best marks were for English as a 1st language.
Ottokie
December 4, 2015 at 16:59
Well that just opens way more doors than Afrikaans ever could 🙂
Lord Chaos
December 4, 2015 at 17:01
Weirdly enough Poland want Afrikaans teachers. Such an “Expressive” language.
Ottokie
December 4, 2015 at 17:01
I will have a look into that, dankie vir die tip.
Ottokie
December 4, 2015 at 16:49
Gonna be right next to you in Norway 😛
Captain JJ 4x
December 4, 2015 at 16:50
Haha. Excellent. We actually considered Norway too.
Ottokie
December 4, 2015 at 16:50
Canada balled me in the points system 🙁
Captain JJ 4x
December 4, 2015 at 16:52
Yea, they’re very specific with that. I got through with it luckily, but now we have to wait for the paperwork….and just hope for the best.
Ottokie
December 4, 2015 at 16:53
Good luck, it’s gonna be freaking awesome to live there 🙂
Lord Chaos
December 4, 2015 at 16:54
And some perfect weather.
Ottokie
December 4, 2015 at 16:54
The bestest xD
Captain JJ 4x
December 4, 2015 at 16:54
Yea man. I’m excited but trying not to get my hopes us.
Lord Chaos
December 4, 2015 at 16:50
+-2 hour drive. Friday beers. 😀
Ottokie
December 4, 2015 at 16:50
Awww yiss
VampyreSquirrel
December 4, 2015 at 16:42
Refer to response to @ottokie:disqus
Lord Chaos
December 4, 2015 at 16:43
I worked my hours, see above, at work by 5:30
VampyreSquirrel
December 4, 2015 at 16:42
Not all of us get off work early on a Friday.
Ottokie
December 4, 2015 at 16:43
Hahaha o well, I shall have one on you until you can join the festivities
Captain JJ 4x
December 4, 2015 at 16:40
My Devil’s Peak beer is the devil on my shoulder, whispering in my ear right now.
Ottokie
December 4, 2015 at 16:42
I can drink 2 maximum, those are like a full course meal 😛
Captain JJ 4x
December 4, 2015 at 16:42
Got the ale too. Feels like you ate an entire turkey after a couple of those.
Ottokie
December 4, 2015 at 16:46
In a Jacuzzi it’s even worse xD
Captain JJ 4x
December 4, 2015 at 16:46
With beer that makes you gassy a Jacuzzi seems like the perfect cover 😀
Ottokie
December 4, 2015 at 16:49
O.o
That beer has so much hops and barley in
Captain JJ 4x
December 4, 2015 at 16:34
Caramel Fudge > Chocolate Fudge