Apparently, someone unleashed the winter flu early in my neck of the woods. Everyone around me is dropping like flies, succumbing to some manner of illness that even has my vaunted healing factor working overtime to prevent that dreaded case of the sniffles. There’s only two things to do of course. Lich more health from my comrades and leave them buggered or burn everything. Burn it all to ashes, much like my musical career in Germany during the early 2000s when I toured with David Hasslehoff as part of the Harry Potter tribute band Hoff en Duff.
In Other News: Bloodtsained staggers out of release, Xboss praises the Uncharted team, battleborn actually scores big in the UK and the biggest Deadpool statue you’ve ever seen.
Here’s the news that we didn’t post today, because I was too busy fighting fire with flapjacks and losing massively.
News
Bloodstained to get staggered content post-release to avoid delays
New Rainbow Six Siege Operation Dust Line details emerge
Battlefield 1 to get free DLC soon after release
Detective adventure game Kathy Rain out now, with demo
Xbox boss praises Uncharted 4’s ‘amazing work’
Suda 51’s The Silver Case is being remade for the West
Blizzard is extending the Overwatch beta
2K’s Battleborn scores UK No.1
Stuff
There’s a giant Deadpool statue in Japan
In Theory: Can AMD Polaris regain the mainstream PC graphics market?
Graffiti Simulator is art, not crime
Don’t care about VR? Neither did I
Videos
What’s on at The Movies
Karl Urban says conversations on DREDD series are happening
New ASSASSIN’S CREED images revealed!
Josh Boone reveals potential NEW MUTANTS line-up
Ben Affleck now exec producing JUSTICE LEAGUE, unhappy with BATMAN V SUPERMAN reception
Last Updated: May 9, 2016
Hammersteyn_hates_Raid0
May 9, 2016 at 16:02
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VampyreSquirrel
May 9, 2016 at 16:04
NO!
Pariah
May 9, 2016 at 16:06
NO, NO NO NO!
VampyreSquirrel
May 9, 2016 at 16:09
No one will find you now!!!
Captain JJ bound
May 9, 2016 at 16:09
There’s no limits!
Ottokie
May 9, 2016 at 16:10
Well that song is now stuck…
Pariah
May 9, 2016 at 16:10
Ottokie
May 9, 2016 at 16:10
*reaches for headphones
miaau
May 9, 2016 at 16:12
I so would not do that. Really. Just do not succumb to pressing play.
HvR
May 9, 2016 at 16:25
Mr Miaau just let the beat control your body.
Pariah
May 9, 2016 at 16:26
miaau
May 9, 2016 at 16:26
Yes. in 1993. Where it belongs. Not here, not now.
I can scarcely believe I OWNED that album. wow, things change
HvR
May 9, 2016 at 16:34
Nah, the only thing that is more awesome than a 90’s dance hit …. is 2 90’s dance hits
DragonSpirit009
May 9, 2016 at 16:12
Well guess who’s driving home with a song stuck in her head now!
Alien Emperor Trevor
May 9, 2016 at 16:14
That’s nothing. I once drove home from a trance party, only realised when I got home an hour later that I’d been driving the whole way with my radio off.
DragonSpirit009
May 9, 2016 at 16:14
Damn! That’s some skill right there!
Pariah
May 9, 2016 at 16:16
XD
Ottokie
May 9, 2016 at 16:17
Trance music and Warframe go so well together with beer after a shyt day
Pariah
May 9, 2016 at 16:17
It’s almost home time?
Ottokie
May 9, 2016 at 16:18
How are you so fast with the links xD
Pariah
May 9, 2016 at 16:19
There’s this awesome new feature that some internet browsers have. They call the feature “tabs”. You should look into them, they’re awesome.
HvR
May 9, 2016 at 16:19
JIRRE DIE SPIRIT FINGERS SONG!!!!!
DragonSpirit009
May 9, 2016 at 16:19
I laughed more at this than I should have!
Hammersteyn_hates_Raid0
May 9, 2016 at 16:20
Hahahahaha
Ottokie
May 9, 2016 at 16:21
YEA! YEA! YEA!
Ottokie
May 9, 2016 at 16:22
I love this rock band!
Pariah
May 9, 2016 at 16:24
Best one ever! They make me:
Ottokie
May 9, 2016 at 16:25
Best of the 90’s right flippen here!
HvR
May 9, 2016 at 16:41
Jungle is massive
Hammersteyn_hates_Raid0
May 9, 2016 at 16:18
Trace? That’s three people today!
Ottokie
May 9, 2016 at 16:18
*Close enough
Pariah
May 9, 2016 at 16:19
How did you both get it so wrong?
Hammersteyn_hates_Raid0
May 9, 2016 at 16:20
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Pariah
May 9, 2016 at 16:21
XD
Ottokie
May 9, 2016 at 16:26
Don’t know why, but this is kak funny xD
DragonSpirit009
May 9, 2016 at 16:27
This is me when I fail to give a clever comeback!
Ottokie
May 9, 2016 at 16:19
Wait…did you just misspell my misspelled word?
Pariah
May 9, 2016 at 16:20
Yes. Yes he did.
Pariah
May 9, 2016 at 16:20
It’s getting a screenshot.
Ottokie
May 9, 2016 at 16:20
xD
VampyreSquirrel
May 9, 2016 at 16:18
Did that from a Metal/Rock club
miaau
May 9, 2016 at 16:15
well, I either drive home with Radio 702 or Gregorian chants (the stuff where they did rock and metal songs in that style) or some sort of classical music.
I cannot help but think that you might just be better off. At least it is a change, right?
DragonSpirit009
May 9, 2016 at 16:18
Well the last song I heard in my car this morning was Right here, Right now – Fat Boy Slim… who knows what song come up after that!
miaau
May 9, 2016 at 16:22
ah, MP3 playlist on random, I take it? That can be fun.
My car has 6 CD shuttle, with MP3’s on the CD’s. BUT I cannot make playlist too random, cause it annoys when it switches between CD’s. And I cannot plug in a memory stick, cause optional upgrade for that was not purchased
DragonSpirit009
May 9, 2016 at 16:24
Not at all XD I wrote a new CD this morning. Clearly I wasn’t paying attention. So far it’s an interesting mix.
HvR
May 9, 2016 at 16:15
No no no no
DIE BEATS IS DUIDELIK!!!
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Pariah
May 9, 2016 at 16:16
DUIDELIK!!!
HvR
May 9, 2016 at 16:17
YEEEEAH!!!!
Ottokie
May 9, 2016 at 16:24
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Pariah
May 9, 2016 at 16:24
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!
Hammersteyn_hates_Raid0
May 9, 2016 at 16:30
But first let me take a selfie
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Greylingad[He Charges!]
May 9, 2016 at 17:42
Bootch Bootch Bootch Bootch…
miaau
May 9, 2016 at 16:11
in 1993 where it should be
Ottokie
May 9, 2016 at 16:12
Nope, this is so going on my MTB riding song list for Wednesday
Pariah
May 9, 2016 at 16:10
Thank you. 🙂
Captain JJ bound
May 9, 2016 at 16:14
Pariah started it!
Pariah
May 9, 2016 at 16:06
^^
AfricanTime
May 9, 2016 at 16:23
“squishing nemo”
Ottokie
May 9, 2016 at 16:04
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Hammersteyn_hates_Raid0
May 9, 2016 at 16:07
HAH!
Pariah
May 9, 2016 at 16:05
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Alien Emperor Trevor
May 9, 2016 at 16:08
Not even 60fps.
Pariah
May 9, 2016 at 16:09
But at least it’s 1080p. If you don’t need the glasses patch, that is.
VampyreSquirrel
May 9, 2016 at 16:11
Glasses patch takes you back to 1080p… except when they’re dirty.
Alien Emperor Trevor
May 9, 2016 at 16:12
I hate motion blur.
miaau
May 9, 2016 at 16:12
I have a toddler. Of course my glasses are dirty.
Pariah
May 9, 2016 at 16:07
And Llew genuinely made me feel ill. SIGH.
miaau
May 9, 2016 at 16:11
Sigh. Monday. New day, new challenges. New week. AND this is a 5 day week. Damn.
I would like to say, so long and thanks for all the fish but I cannot. I have no fish. Did you not get the order? Fish. I wanted fish, dammit.
Pariah
May 9, 2016 at 16:12
Did you know that 42 is a multiple of Llew? So in fact, if we cloned Llew 5 times, we’d have the ultimate answer. To life, love and everything.
miaau
May 9, 2016 at 16:13
or even, you know, 6 times, to get him to 42.
Love? Not sure. Life, the universe and everything. But love? I do not think anyone knows the answer to that. Deep Thought would burn out, I fear, trying to even determine if it can be answered.
Pariah
May 9, 2016 at 16:15
5 clones + the original = 6. 6 times Llew = 42 (that rhymes, LOL). My math is never off.
My quoting on the other hand…
miaau
May 9, 2016 at 16:25
Well, I did not count the original. Thought that was not unneeded, in a world….. of clones.
Pariah
May 9, 2016 at 16:26
A world of clones? Do you really want to start a war?
miaau
May 9, 2016 at 16:27
how about a world where clones exist but are responsibly managed? Assume more than one clone per original
Now, how to say that without implying slavery or other control of the clones?
Pariah
May 9, 2016 at 16:29
I was referring to a rather terrible Star Wars movie, but alright. I accept your premise. There would still be 6 Llews in existence, if you have 5 clones. The only time you’d need the 6th is if the original died. Since I was referring to Llew’s and not specifically clones of Llew, we only require 5 to make the math work. 🙂
miaau
May 9, 2016 at 16:31
I know you were referring to Star Wars and that is an example of what I was saying. Even the good guys sort of regulated the clones, kept them in check and under control.
Did the Jedi practise slavery in the way they ran the clone armies?
Pariah
May 9, 2016 at 16:32
The Jedi didn’t run the armies though, the Empire did. The Empire also killed the Jedi one movie later.
However, I think the Jedi practice slavery of a mental kind, similar to how religion can be used to control the masses.
miaau
May 9, 2016 at 16:33
The Jedi ran the armies for the Senate.
Pariah
May 9, 2016 at 16:36
They commanded the armies in battle, yes. But the Empire were running them. Order 66 is a simple example of that.
And yes, while at the time the senate appeared to be in power, the Empire (the Emperor, specifically) was very much running things, but from the shadows.
miaau
May 9, 2016 at 16:45
But the Jedi did not know that.
They perpetuated a system where intelligent beings were forced to fit a mould not decided by them and fulfil roles not decided by them.
So, the actions of the Jedi? For the greater good, hey? Is that good enough? I think not. I think the Jedi, although noble in thought, perpetuated an evil on the clones.
Order 66 is not relevant, as the Jedi had no knowledge of this and thus did not guide their actions.
Dresden
May 10, 2016 at 05:03
What is love?
miaau
May 10, 2016 at 08:21
Love is this hard to define thing to fool us into believing we are happy.
Or Love is a many splendid thing, according to the bard.
Who knows?
No me, not I.
Hammersteyn_hates_Raid0
May 9, 2016 at 16:14
DREDD series! I’m so happy
cloudzn
May 9, 2016 at 16:27
Well I really hope Zack Snyder gets relieved of duties and Batfleck takes over, Snyder was actually ok with the finished movie where as Batfleck wasn’t and that’s the difference between a mediocre director and a good 1
miaau
May 9, 2016 at 16:29
well he made Watchmen, all 4 hours of it. Or it felt that long? not sure which
cloudzn
May 9, 2016 at 16:58
Well theres a 4 hour cut of BvS , which will probably be on a Ultra Special Director’s Ultimate Edition will most likely be released the same time as Justice League