Normally I like to start Monday off with some light-hearted twaddle, but hot damn, 2016 is already throwing some solid gut shots. Sad news today hearing that David Bowie, the best Nikola Tesla ever, passed away today. While I was never a hardcore listener of his music, you’d be hard-pressed to have not heard at least one or two of his tracks over an illustrious career. Plus, he made Omikron: The Nomad Soul a rather cool game. Rest in piece Ziggy Stardust.
In Other News: Zowie Bowie, CD Projekt Red denies, Theatrhythm producer wants more and that Star Wars game that you were really looking forward to has been cancelled.
Here’s the news that we didn’t post today because we were waiting for the stardust to settle.
News
Watch Dogs mod lets you hack traffic lights, control vehicles remotely in GTA 5
Just Cause 3 Jenga looks like messy, destructive fun
CD Projekt denies existence of The Witcher 3: Wild Hunt Enhanced Edition
Latest Humble Bundle includes The Division beta key
The old version of Runescape has a new expansion
Star Wars open-world RPG Kickstarter cancelled by 20-year-old creator
Theatrhythm producer says he wants more Theatrhythm games
Stuff
One Punch Man vs Marvel vs DC
Where in the world is Edward Snowden?
2016 is a crucial year for Star Wars: The Old Republic
Face-Off: The Crew: Wild Run
Videos
What’s on at The Movies
Monday Box Office Report – Leonardo DiCaprio awakens!
New SUICIDE SQUAD image & director David Ayer talks about the Batman cameo
AMC’s PREACHER will not be a direct adaptation of the comic
DVD REVIEW: LILA AND EVE
JJ Abrams responds to THE FORCE AWAKENS “rip-off” criticisms
And your 2016 Golden Globe winners are…
Last Updated: January 11, 2016
Gavin Mannion
January 11, 2016 at 16:01
So who’s played Hardware Rivals on PS4 yet? Is it really as crap as I seem to think it is? Really not enjoying it
Hammersteyn
January 11, 2016 at 16:08
I played the Beta last month, deleted it after an hour. Didn’t enjoy it at all.
Sageville
January 11, 2016 at 16:19
I wasn’t impressed, the graphics were cheap, the primary gun feels useless and the vehicles are sooo slow.
Alien Emperor Trevor
January 11, 2016 at 16:02
One of my favourite games.
Ryanza
January 11, 2016 at 16:04
Hammersteyn
January 11, 2016 at 16:08
Legend!
HairyEwok
January 11, 2016 at 16:36
Now sing this along Hammer
Ground control to Hammersteyn, ground control to Hammersteyn, take your Red Bull drinks and put your earphones on. Ground control to Hammersteyn, commencing loading Warframe on. Check your ammo and may Ordis love be with you.
Hammersteyn
January 11, 2016 at 16:38
LOL!
RinceThis
January 11, 2016 at 16:39
win
Ryanza
January 11, 2016 at 19:26
Ryanza
January 11, 2016 at 19:28
David Gooowie lol
miaau
January 11, 2016 at 16:08
We could be heroes, if only for one day
http://www.metrolyrics.com/heroes-lyrics-david-bowie.html
RIP
Captain JJ 4x
January 11, 2016 at 16:11
I always have Bowie in my car. It’s a rule. It will be listened to on the way home for sure 🙂
miaau
January 11, 2016 at 16:13
http://www.songfacts.com/detail.php?id=1629
Totally.
Captain JJ 4x
January 11, 2016 at 16:19
Very interesting and not at all what I imagined.
miaau
January 11, 2016 at 16:19
I saw more on a BBC documentary, but I cannot remember the name now. Was very surprised too.
RinceThis
January 11, 2016 at 16:11
Lost a damn fine artist, sigh.
Hammersteyn
January 11, 2016 at 16:26
We still have Bieber 😛
Captain JJ 4x
January 11, 2016 at 16:27
Like to beat when we’re feeling sad?
Hammersteyn
January 11, 2016 at 16:28
I don’t hit little girls but in her case I’ll string her up like a pinata
RinceThis
January 11, 2016 at 16:29
0_O
Captain JJ 4x
January 11, 2016 at 16:30
I think we both know you’re more dangerous than I am ;P
RinceThis
January 11, 2016 at 16:13
At least he got to see this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KaOC9danxNo
Hammersteyn
January 11, 2016 at 16:15
Leonardo won a Golden Globe? I bet this is his year.
http://img-9gag-fun.9cache.com/photo/apqqOMW_460sa.gif
RinceThis
January 11, 2016 at 16:16
HAHA! I hope he gets one, I think he deserves it this year.
Hammersteyn
January 11, 2016 at 16:16
It won’t be from a lack of trying. Poor guy leaves everything on the screen every year
RinceThis
January 11, 2016 at 16:17
Damn straight. Have you seen Revenant yet, fucking intense and awesome.
Hammersteyn
January 11, 2016 at 16:23
Nope, soon
Generic ZA
January 11, 2016 at 16:22
I really hope so for his sake, so many times the bridesmaid never the (does this work if it’s a guy?)
VampyreSquirrel
January 11, 2016 at 16:27
Always the bestman but never the groom?
Captain JJ 4x
January 11, 2016 at 16:28
I’ve never been someone’s best man. Or groomsman or whatever the kids are calling it these days.
Hammersteyn
January 11, 2016 at 16:29
Ditto, apparently it’s because I’m already drunk in the church
Ottokie
January 11, 2016 at 16:29
xD
RinceThis
January 11, 2016 at 16:29
If I was getting married I’d make you best man, just because it would be funny as fuck
Hammersteyn
January 11, 2016 at 16:30
XD same here. You can carry the ring and we can play find Smeagol
RinceThis
January 11, 2016 at 16:31
It would work with me being best man, I’m the size of a hobbit, but you’d come across as Groot and people would be all like, wtf?
Hammersteyn
January 11, 2016 at 16:31
LOL
Captain JJ 4x
January 11, 2016 at 16:32
Someone comes up to Hammer he’d just be like: “Go on, try and take the rings. I DARE you.”
RinceThis
January 11, 2016 at 16:33
Yeah, the priest would be all like ‘you may… give her… the… um… maybe not?’
Hammersteyn
January 11, 2016 at 16:36
Im there to stop anyone from objecting. Apparently my ancestors were excellent at enforcing Prima Nocta
Captain JJ 4x
January 11, 2016 at 16:36
“By the power vested in me from sheer fear of death…”
Captain JJ 4x
January 11, 2016 at 16:32
Hahaha!
Captain JJ 4x
January 11, 2016 at 16:30
Well if they didn’t want you to drink, why is there wine? Seriously. It’s like they’ve never thrown a party. 😛
VampyreSquirrel
January 11, 2016 at 16:30
Was never a best man or groomsman or whatever… but I’m married, so, yeah lol
Captain JJ 4x
January 11, 2016 at 16:31
I didn’t have a best man either. Not sure what I’d need him for.
Hammersteyn
January 11, 2016 at 16:33
To stop you from getting cold feet and running out the church?
RinceThis
January 11, 2016 at 16:34
You mean to stop HER from getting cold feet and running away surely?
Captain JJ 4x
January 11, 2016 at 16:34
Well, that’s why we got married in the mountains and forest. Nowhere to run. 😀
RinceThis
January 11, 2016 at 16:37
I like your thinking sir!
Hammersteyn
January 11, 2016 at 16:37
XD
Hammersteyn
January 11, 2016 at 16:34
Bwahahaha!
VampyreSquirrel
January 11, 2016 at 16:47
I had one, just have never been one.
RinceThis
January 11, 2016 at 16:31
When’s the bachelour’s?!
Captain JJ 4x
January 11, 2016 at 16:32
XD
VampyreSquirrel
January 11, 2016 at 16:47
11/12/12
Captain JJ 4x
January 11, 2016 at 16:47
To the Tardis!
Ottokie
January 11, 2016 at 16:47
With tuxedo’s!
Hammersteyn
January 11, 2016 at 16:48
And Beer!
Captain JJ 4x
January 11, 2016 at 16:49
I have a feeling we might not end up at the bachelors at this rate. At least not one in this century.
Ottokie
January 11, 2016 at 16:50
Piloting the Tardis drunk… challenge accepted! Maybe a couple of times again if I get it right!
Hammersteyn
January 11, 2016 at 16:50
Will be someones bachelors…. .not the right one but we’ll find one
Captain JJ 4x
January 11, 2016 at 16:50
XD
Ottokie
January 11, 2016 at 16:51
This is hot tub time machine all over again
VampyreSquirrel
January 11, 2016 at 16:59
Nope, beer is cheaper in 2012 😛
Jan Prins
January 11, 2016 at 16:22
So… Stallone can indeed act… TOLD YA!
Hammersteyn
January 11, 2016 at 16:24
Practice makes perfect and he’s been practicing for decades
Captain JJ 4x
January 11, 2016 at 16:26
Pity his face can’t move anymore otherwise he’d actually be believable.
RinceThis
January 11, 2016 at 16:30
You know that’s because he had a stroke, a STROKE, you heartless bastard! tralalalala!
Hammersteyn
January 11, 2016 at 16:33
Was it while he was still acting in porn? So much stroking.
RinceThis
January 11, 2016 at 16:33
It was during that Rocky period in his life 0_O
Hammersteyn
January 11, 2016 at 16:34
Poor Stallone was so poor. Cant believe he’s 69 years old O_o
RinceThis
January 11, 2016 at 16:37
Oh fuuuuuuuuuu
Captain JJ 4x
January 11, 2016 at 16:34
The plastic surgery he and his mother have gotten have made them kind of look the same now.
HairyEwok
January 11, 2016 at 16:27
Looking at Maiden of Silver tears made me feel so illiterate :/
Ryanza
January 11, 2016 at 16:36
David Bowie dies of cancer at the age of 69. That’s why the legalization of cannabis is so important. Go read the actual cancer cannabis research and you will see how important it is.
Support the legalization of cannabis. And let’s get rid of cancer.
Don’t support GMO crops.
The Dagga Couple is going to high court in March 2016. Support them.
The Dagga Party will also be in high court in March 2016. Don’t know much about them but it seems they need credible witnesses. Support them with some witnesses. No not jehovah’s witnesses.
RinceThis
January 11, 2016 at 16:38
You know that cows are GM right? We’ve been playing with their DNA for thousands of years… Do you eat cow?
Captain JJ 4x
January 11, 2016 at 16:39
But doesn’t that make cows DRM!?
RinceThis
January 11, 2016 at 16:39
BWAHAHAHAHAH! Or, if you are Trevor, WDRM
Captain JJ 4x
January 11, 2016 at 16:40
White Digitally Rights Managed?
Racist bastard! XD
RinceThis
January 11, 2016 at 16:40
‘Well done real meat’ dammit!
Captain JJ 4x
January 11, 2016 at 16:41
Aw. So close!
Hammersteyn
January 11, 2016 at 16:41
Sis, I’d rather grill a shoe sole
RinceThis
January 11, 2016 at 16:41
I’ve seen it happen! Shiver
Ottokie
January 11, 2016 at 16:42
Then throw away the shoe sole and eat the grill?
Captain JJ 4x
January 11, 2016 at 16:42
If it was a part of one of my shoes it’s best to throw the grill away too.
Ottokie
January 11, 2016 at 16:44
Do you wear “vellies” ?
Captain JJ 4x
January 11, 2016 at 16:46
I actually do own a pair. But they’re not old-school vellies, so I don’t think it counts.
Hammersteyn
January 11, 2016 at 16:40
Oh no you didn’t
Hammersteyn
January 11, 2016 at 16:39
Tasty!
Ryanza
January 11, 2016 at 16:40
let’s not confuse GM with GMO.
Look at your bread, it says GMO. Does that mean you eating a cow.
Captain JJ 4x
January 11, 2016 at 16:41
My bread usually doesn’t say anything. Creepy little fucker.
RinceThis
January 11, 2016 at 16:41
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Ryanza
January 11, 2016 at 16:43
I should have said maze meal. You won’t be looking at that.
Hammersteyn
January 11, 2016 at 16:44
When my meat utters it’s dying words I know it’s ready to take of the grill
Captain JJ 4x
January 11, 2016 at 16:45
By that time Trevor’s meat has already been reincarnated as a flip-file.
Hammersteyn
January 11, 2016 at 16:45
Rofl
Hammersteyn
January 11, 2016 at 16:48
Or a pair of Crocs
Captain JJ 4x
January 11, 2016 at 16:49
LOL
Hammersteyn
January 11, 2016 at 16:42
I don’t read food labels, too hungry to care.
RinceThis
January 11, 2016 at 16:42
You know corn, something that is in almost everything, is a GMO? It was modified by the Peruvians so long ago that people don’t even remember how it was done.
Ryanza
January 11, 2016 at 16:53
The problem is not with olden days GM crops. The problem is with todays GMO crops. Not only is there a health concern but there is also a economic concern with farmers. Farmers are drowning in debt because of these GMO crops.
and the other concern is when the whole world is living off but a few strains of crops and those crops decide to bug out. The world becames Ethiopia. At least we will out run the cheetah to catch a springbok
RinceThis
January 12, 2016 at 08:46
As far as science has shown so far there has not been one legitimate health concern related to GMO crops, it’s all what ifs. Quite the contrary. It saves lives by creating crops that would otherwise die out in arid areas. I do agree with you on the farmers drowning in debt and the fact that I think there are only 3 corn varieties out there that are strictly regulated by the government. That can GITFS.
Hammersteyn
January 11, 2016 at 16:38
ROFL