Last week, Joburg had its first taste of winter this year. It wasn’t that cold, but it was cold enough to remind us how wonderful winter PJs feel and how nice it is to eat stews, curries and soups again. I found out that I still had my amazing hot chocolate (not that cheap, fake crap) hidden away in my cupboard along with some mini marshmallows. The combination of the hot, rich, creamy chocolate with the gooey sweet melting marshmallows made me far to ready to embrace winter’s return.
In other news: Microsoft follows the same procedure as every year, Oculus Rift raises eyebrows in the senate and PC gamers are a dying master race.
Here’s the news we didn’t post today because we were too busy scarring Matty and Sandy for life.
News
The Division 1.1 update is now live on PC, PS4, Xbox One
SteelSeries aims Apex M500 mechanical keyboard at thrifty esports competitors
Microsoft confirms date and time for its E3 2016 press conference
Transport Fever set to bring the meticulous planning heat this fall
Bandai Namco files trademark for Amazing Katamari Damacy
Oculus Rift data sharing policies challenged by US senator
Dropshots are for badminton, not Gears of War
PC shipments fall to nine year low
Stuff
This guy somehow beat all of Fallout 3 and its DLC without healing or dying
Face-Off: Killer Instinct on PC
Players fire bullets from their faces and other weird Counter-Strike facts
The Legacy of Rob Daviau, the man who helped flip boardgames on their head
Videos
What’s on at The Movies
Who wants to live forever? Queen, Sacha and other fights over biopics
Are you willing to accept this new trailer for TALE OF TALES?
Gal Gadot says WONDER WOMAN “has moments of humour, but it’s pretty dark”
WOLVERINE 3 finds its main villain in Boyd Holbrook
No human could do what this new trailer for FANTASTIC BEASTS AND WHERE TO FIND THEM is capable of!
Don’t forget, we’re the bad guys in this new trailer for SUICIDE SQUAD
Last Updated: April 12, 2016
Ottokie
April 12, 2016 at 16:07
Winter PJ’s and hot chocolate in this heat… o wait …you guys are from a province with a functioning climate. Never mind 😛
Hammersteyn_hates_Raid0
April 12, 2016 at 16:09
Daaaaaaawwwwww so cute… wait what?
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Alien Emperor Trevor
April 12, 2016 at 16:10
How to make a cat go woof?
Jan Prins
April 12, 2016 at 16:17
Step on it with your size 12 safety boot?
Sageville
April 13, 2016 at 09:27
…pour petrol on it and ignite…
“How do you make a dog go meow?”
Alien Emperor Trevor
April 13, 2016 at 09:36
Freeze it & cut it in half with a chainsaw! MEOOOOOWWWW
Sageville
April 13, 2016 at 10:26
Basically my humor for entire teenage years…
Also lots of dead baby jokes….
Ottokie
April 12, 2016 at 16:10
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Alien Emperor Trevor
April 12, 2016 at 16:09
In other news, apparently my boss thought I finished at 4pm when I actually finish at 4:15pm. If only I’d known, and now it’s too late.
Hammersteyn_hates_Raid0
April 12, 2016 at 16:10
Claim overtime! quick
HairyEwok
April 12, 2016 at 16:25
You get off at 4 PM O.o
miaau
April 12, 2016 at 16:27
I get up around seven
Get outta bed around nine
And I don’t worry about nothin’ no
Cause worryin’s a waste of my…time
Ottokie
April 12, 2016 at 16:14
http://www.catgifpage.com/gifs/311.gif
Hammersteyn_hates_Raid0
April 12, 2016 at 16:18
“Trained” not to move?
Ottokie
April 12, 2016 at 16:20
Wow…that is some Trevor level of a pun xD
Hammersteyn_hates_Raid0
April 12, 2016 at 16:21
We’re on the same track XD
Raptor Rants
April 12, 2016 at 18:03
Let’s not derail the conversation now
Hammersteyn_hates_Raid0
April 13, 2016 at 07:53
LOL!
miaau
April 12, 2016 at 16:24
Typical cat. Move the mountain for it, rather than than it walk around the mountain.
Sageville
April 13, 2016 at 09:28
Hammer’s first sexual experience?
DragonSpirit009
April 12, 2016 at 16:23
My day was good until my daydreaming got interrupted by the chirping of a freaking cricket.
Hammersteyn_hates_Raid0
April 12, 2016 at 16:29
Are you also watching the IPL? 😛
miaau
April 12, 2016 at 16:26
My wife got me some sugar free hot chocolate that tastes like divine melted chocolate. Hmm. I love it. BUT I have yet to get cold enough to have some.
How cold is cold enough for Hot Chocolate at night? 10 degrees? 12 degrees? 16 degrees? I would venture toward 10 or 12, but that is then, basically, July only.
Hammersteyn_hates_Raid0
April 12, 2016 at 16:29
Anything below 15 for me
miaau
April 12, 2016 at 16:30
yeah, but I am still in shorts then. Tracksuits pants come on at under 12 degrees. Must have tracksuit pants on, at night, to have Hot Chocolate.
Sageville
April 13, 2016 at 09:29
May I ask what it’s called… I always look out for sugar free stuffs
HvR
April 12, 2016 at 16:31
Found that “cheap” hot chocolate made with real milk instead of boiled water and dash of cream to finish it off comes close to the millionaire’s hot chocolate that only gaming journalist with their industry pay-offs can afford.
miaau
April 12, 2016 at 16:33
We have also found the following:
Half a cup of milk, half a cup of boiling water, 1 teaspoon of cocoa powder (note, this is not that cheap) and some sugar. Very, very nice. Full milk is nice too, but too much milk is not that good for my sinus’s. Only trouble is the stirring, to get the powder evenly dissolved.
HvR
April 12, 2016 at 16:34
Yes proper hot cocoa. I do it once or twice a year on the stove top.
Hammersteyn_hates_Raid0
April 12, 2016 at 16:36
I like mine bitter
miaau
April 12, 2016 at 16:52
cocoa powder can be your very bitter friend then
Her Highness the Hipster
April 13, 2016 at 06:08
I like the NOMU hot chocolate. but my favorite was some ridiculously expensive spiced hot chocolate i bought in London a couple years back. mmmmmmm, winter is coming.
Raptor Rants
April 12, 2016 at 18:02
hot… chocolate…. mini mallows….. I hate you….. WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
Ghost In The Rift
April 12, 2016 at 18:33
PC Master race is a dying race cause nobody got any body parts left to survive on after 4K and Titans