WHAT UP IT’S YOUR BOYEEEE THE D! EVERYTHING IS AWESOME! No folks, I haven’t been brained into a new level of stupid. I’ve just had a bit-life crisis and decided to reinvent myself as one of those video people who talk about games. I mean, words? C’mon, that’s so 2011. The real money and complete lack of ethics is right there in streaming. It may sound crazy, but I can tell you that it isn’t as crazy as the fresh new taste of Dr Pepper. Hmmm, taste the millennial influence! Oh hi Geoff, nice shotgun you got there…
In Other News: Warhammer begins an Early Access crusade, that’s a Lovely Planet you got there, Wolfenstein 3D looks different and Leonardo DiCaprio probably won’t get that Oscar.
Here’s the news that we didn’t post today, because I was too busy having lunch with Darth Vader’s corrupt brother, Taxi Vader.
News
PS4 owners will soon get to test out Epic’s MOBA Paragon
Final Dota 2 Major to be held in Manila
Background music play on Xbox One “not before summer” – Spencer
Wolf Link Amiibo will unlock new dungeon in Twilight Princess HD
The family of an Angolan rebel are suing Activision for Black Ops 2
Planet is a meditative browser game about building worlds
Super cute, super tough Lovely Planet is getting a sequel
Warhammer 40,000: Eternal Crusade is coming to Early Access
Stuff
Digital Foundry: Hands-on with the Resident Evil Zero HD Remaster
Command And Conquer, Texas style
Meet the man trying to finish all the Steam games
Wolfenstein 3D, you look different
Videos
What’s on at The Movies
I hope you appreciate this intense first trailer for GREEN ROOM!
Did JJ Abrams just release a trailer for a secret CLOVERFIELD sequel?
Sorry, VPN users, Netflix is coming for you…
Movies out Today: 15 January 2015
We review SUFFRAGETTE: A movie that shines a light on inequality
Amber Heard confirmed as Mera for AQUAMAN and JUSTICE LEAGUE
And your 2016 Oscar nominations are…
Last Updated: January 15, 2016
VampyreSquirrel
January 15, 2016 at 16:07
The D is getting owned on PvZ… if anyone was wondering
RinceThis
January 15, 2016 at 16:13
lol
Alien Emperor Trevor
January 15, 2016 at 17:50
Is he the zombie or the vegetable?
VampyreSquirrel
January 18, 2016 at 08:44
Both…
Umar
January 15, 2016 at 16:07
Croixleur Sigma looks like so much fun!
Jan Prins
January 15, 2016 at 16:07
I got nothing.
Lord Chaos
January 15, 2016 at 16:09
Fine, have a pity comment.
Lord Chaos
January 15, 2016 at 16:11
That Cloverfield trailer does look awesome though.
RinceThis
January 15, 2016 at 16:13
Yeah it does. Love the main actor too.
Hammersteyn
January 15, 2016 at 16:13
Lindsay Lohan in the header?
Pariah
January 15, 2016 at 16:13
She’s not that pretty… :/
Hammersteyn
January 15, 2016 at 16:14
XD
Lord Chaos
January 15, 2016 at 16:15
Don’t know about that, looks like she got better after the witch turned her into a newt.
RinceThis
January 15, 2016 at 16:18
Those videos, every one of them looks the same. JRPGs can GITFS. Tralalalala
Lord Chaos
January 15, 2016 at 16:19
Agreed. 😀
Ryanza
January 15, 2016 at 16:19
https://livingbehindthegates.files.wordpress.com/2011/12/cruella-posing.jpg
Lord Chaos
January 15, 2016 at 16:20
Not even she would touch that.
Ryanza
January 15, 2016 at 16:22
http://i.huffpost.com/gen/2967742/images/o-PAMELA-PETA-facebook.jpg
Hammersteyn
January 15, 2016 at 16:30
Every time I step out of the shower
Lord Chaos
January 15, 2016 at 16:31
And see the mirror?
Hammersteyn
January 18, 2016 at 07:49
Sold those. My self esteem is as dead as my love for EA
Ryanza
January 15, 2016 at 16:32
Meat and dairy products? lol
Ryanza
January 15, 2016 at 16:33
http://www.gannett-cdn.com/-mm-/6c95d57350f400ab90ae43b567ef9824c7c04b66/c=0-58-650-547&r=x404&c=534×401/local/-/media/2015/05/19/Phoenix/515de0cc3e897ed97d123c6f9ec8cd542a0c21d2.jpg
Lord Chaos
January 15, 2016 at 16:33
Thank you so much for sending my mind so far into the gutter not even IT would find it.
Ryanza
January 15, 2016 at 16:38
It made me laugh.
Have you tried zipping up and then zipping…. are there gutters on a boat.
Lord Chaos
January 15, 2016 at 16:40
If I watch IT now I fall asleep, when I was 7, not so much.
Hammersteyn
January 18, 2016 at 07:48
ROFL!
VampyreSquirrel
January 15, 2016 at 16:19
That dog’s about as pretty as the PWNAGE Darryn got on PVZ just now 😛
oVg
January 15, 2016 at 16:28
https://i.imgur.com/CGDTx4e.gifv
Pariah
January 15, 2016 at 16:29
That is one grumpy looking cat.
VampyreSquirrel
January 15, 2016 at 16:40
You’d look grumpy too if you were dressed in a monkey suit and fed a banana against your will.
Ryanza
January 15, 2016 at 16:51
I should highlight racial stereotypes but it’s friday.
http://imagecdn.cloudapp.net/primedia-broadcasting/image/upload/c_limit,fl_progressive,q_80,w_700/l7kfjry6394cqgag2qpw.png
VampyreSquirrel
January 15, 2016 at 16:30
That poor cat
Hammersteyn
January 15, 2016 at 16:30
This is why cats hates humans
Ryanza
January 15, 2016 at 16:57
Celine Dion’s husband, Rene Angelil dead yesterday from cancer.
If you have read the cancer cannabis research papers, you would understand why it is so important to legalize cannabis.
Support The Dagga Couple and The Dagga Party in March 2016, in Joberg and Cape town respectively. And let’s fight cancer.
Don’t Support GMO and processed food. and don’t trust sugar.