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In Other News – 16 March 2016

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This is the last real Wednesday for a while. No, I don’t mean that the end is nigh or something, but for the next couple weeks we’ll be having shorter weeks thanks to public holidays. That means the typical Wednesday “hump day” experience is going on hold until April, where even more public holidays await. Party on!

In Other News: Chrono Trigger warps to present day, PlayStation VR will destroy the competition and Vampire Counts are revealed.

Here’s the news we didn’t post today because we were too busy giving everyone Cumberbatch names.

News

Chrono Trigger’s Excellent Battle System Returns
Final Fantasy 14 ushers in spring with the Hatching-tide event
PlayStation VR to sell 8m units in 24 months – analyst
Sniper Elite 4 introduces two new types of X-Ray Kill Cams

Stuff

Sony Will Sell PlayStation VR At A Profit, Not As A Loss Leader
Win funky baby clothes (shameless self promo)
BioWare writers offer tips on building to an emotional theme
New One Piece: Burning Blood Trailer Looks Great, Mixes Live Action Tokyo and CGI

Vidja

HITMAN (Honest Game Trailers)

Last Week Tonight with John Oliver: International Women’s Day

Total War: WARHAMMER – Vampire Counts – In-Engine Cinematic Trailer

The Movies

SA’s Weekend Top 10: Zoos make money, just not Ben Stiller’s zoos…
DAREDEVIL’s season 2 trailer hasn’t told you everything
Director Gavin Hood reflects on the mistakes made with X-MEN ORIGINS: WOLVERINE
Midweek Movie Mouth-Off: What’s the dumbest complaint you’ve ever heard about a movie?
First photos of new BEN-HUR remake have been released
They’re eating children in this trailer for SAUSAGE PARTY
More CAPTAIN AMERICA: CIVIL WAR images to drool over!

Last Updated: March 16, 2016

34 Comments

  1. DragonSpirit009

    March 16, 2016 at 16:04

    I really should learn to control my laughter at work. That Sausage Party… oh my word!! Funny!

    Reply

    • Ottokie vs the forces of Evil

      March 16, 2016 at 16:06

      That hot dog roll O.o

      Reply

      • DragonSpirit009

        March 16, 2016 at 16:10

        Glad I’m not the only one who saw that weirdness!

        Reply

    • Generic ZA

      March 16, 2016 at 16:19

      Rogen as a Wiener, that’s going to traumatise many viewers for life ;P

      Reply

  2. Lord Chaos

    March 16, 2016 at 16:09

    Ok, Time to get back into Total War.

    Reply

  3. Alien Emperor Trevor

    March 16, 2016 at 16:10

    In other news: I really love it when people give me the incorrect information to work on, then tell me I’ve made a mistake after using said information.

    Reply

    • Pariah

      March 16, 2016 at 16:12

      This is why you’re #SP4Life, right?

      Reply

      • Alien Emperor Trevor

        March 16, 2016 at 16:14

        No, that’s because I’m a dick. Totally different.

        Reply

        • Pariah

          March 16, 2016 at 16:15

          No, same thing. You’re meant to smell that they’ve given you incorrect info, and replace it with the correct info. Through your smell alone, yes.

          Dick.

          Reply

        • miaau

          March 16, 2016 at 16:53

          have and a are not the same word……….

          Reply

    • Lord Chaos

      March 16, 2016 at 16:13

      Or completely change the functionality on 99%

      Reply

    • DragonSpirit009

      March 16, 2016 at 16:15

      I know how you feel! I had a similar problem a hour ago and I still want to break someone’s face.

      Reply

    • HvR

      March 16, 2016 at 16:22

      You need some motivation bitch!!

      Reply

      • Pariah

        March 16, 2016 at 16:25

        dafuq man. Just no.

        Reply

    • miaau

      March 16, 2016 at 16:51

      Do you and I work together?

      Just discovered a potential huge bump, cause of something similar. Sh!t

      Reply

    • Ghost In The Rift

      March 16, 2016 at 16:51

      I work at Namibia’s best Telecommunications company so yeah feel you’re pain on a daily basis.

      Reply

  4. Ryanza

    March 16, 2016 at 16:11

    • Ryanza

      March 16, 2016 at 16:14

      and to explain why I like the song above i’m going to use house music.
      With house music you take a simple beat and a good female voice and you will find magic.

      Reply

      • Lord Chaos

        March 16, 2016 at 16:15

        Just:

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        • Ryanza

          March 16, 2016 at 16:18

          You don’t have to do it under my posts.

          Reply

          • Pariah

            March 16, 2016 at 16:18

            Yes, he really does.

          • Ryanza

            March 16, 2016 at 16:19

            only in the minds of people like you.

          • Lord Chaos

            March 16, 2016 at 16:21

            Listen to the Amaranthe one and tell me you don’t like it.

          • Pariah

            March 16, 2016 at 16:22

            Currently headbanging to that. m/

          • Ryanza

            March 16, 2016 at 16:23

            That is besides the point.

          • Lord Chaos

            March 16, 2016 at 16:25

            Not all metal is just metal. You get those with electric, folk, and yes, even rap.

            Just janking ‘ya chain dude. 😛

          • Ryanza

            March 16, 2016 at 16:26

            still besides the point.

          • Lord Chaos

            March 16, 2016 at 16:28

            Still not admitting metal crosses all boundaries.

            And yes, I listened to all your songs.

          • Lord Chaos

            March 16, 2016 at 16:23

            I could have always done this: (******* it was awesome to see them live)

      • Lord Chaos

        March 16, 2016 at 16:18

        And with a great female voice you get this:

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  5. Ryanza

    March 16, 2016 at 16:17

    Bernie Sanders needed to win every state from this week onwards to be president but that evil bitch is wining.
    So evil bitch vs Drumpf. And if that’s the case I want Trump to win. I just don’t trust that evil bitch.

    USA wake up, Bernie Sanders is your man for president.
    Don’t Support That Evil Bitch.

    Reply

    • Lord Chaos

      March 16, 2016 at 16:20

      *honest crazy ass

      Fixed it

      Reply

  6. Dresden

    March 16, 2016 at 16:45

    • miaau

      March 16, 2016 at 16:52

      Wh-What? Seriously? What?

      So this big Elephant is like, yeah, you, go away and just casually tosses the baby / toddler elephant a few meters.

      Family matters, new male in town or something?

      Reply

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