This is the last real Wednesday for a while. No, I don’t mean that the end is nigh or something, but for the next couple weeks we’ll be having shorter weeks thanks to public holidays. That means the typical Wednesday “hump day” experience is going on hold until April, where even more public holidays await. Party on!
In Other News: Chrono Trigger warps to present day, PlayStation VR will destroy the competition and Vampire Counts are revealed.
Here’s the news we didn’t post today because we were too busy giving everyone Cumberbatch names.
News
Chrono Trigger’s Excellent Battle System Returns
Final Fantasy 14 ushers in spring with the Hatching-tide event
PlayStation VR to sell 8m units in 24 months – analyst
Sniper Elite 4 introduces two new types of X-Ray Kill Cams
Stuff
Sony Will Sell PlayStation VR At A Profit, Not As A Loss Leader
Win funky baby clothes (shameless self promo)
BioWare writers offer tips on building to an emotional theme
New One Piece: Burning Blood Trailer Looks Great, Mixes Live Action Tokyo and CGI
Vidja
HITMAN (Honest Game Trailers)
Last Week Tonight with John Oliver: International Women’s Day
Total War: WARHAMMER – Vampire Counts – In-Engine Cinematic Trailer
The Movies
SA’s Weekend Top 10: Zoos make money, just not Ben Stiller’s zoos…
DAREDEVIL’s season 2 trailer hasn’t told you everything
Director Gavin Hood reflects on the mistakes made with X-MEN ORIGINS: WOLVERINE
Midweek Movie Mouth-Off: What’s the dumbest complaint you’ve ever heard about a movie?
First photos of new BEN-HUR remake have been released
They’re eating children in this trailer for SAUSAGE PARTY
More CAPTAIN AMERICA: CIVIL WAR images to drool over!
Last Updated: March 16, 2016
DragonSpirit009
March 16, 2016 at 16:04
I really should learn to control my laughter at work. That Sausage Party… oh my word!! Funny!
Ottokie vs the forces of Evil
March 16, 2016 at 16:06
That hot dog roll O.o
DragonSpirit009
March 16, 2016 at 16:10
Glad I’m not the only one who saw that weirdness!
Generic ZA
March 16, 2016 at 16:19
Rogen as a Wiener, that’s going to traumatise many viewers for life ;P
Lord Chaos
March 16, 2016 at 16:09
Ok, Time to get back into Total War.
Alien Emperor Trevor
March 16, 2016 at 16:10
In other news: I really love it when people give me the incorrect information to work on, then tell me I’ve made a mistake after using said information.
Pariah
March 16, 2016 at 16:12
This is why you’re #SP4Life, right?
Alien Emperor Trevor
March 16, 2016 at 16:14
No, that’s because I’m a dick. Totally different.
Pariah
March 16, 2016 at 16:15
No, same thing. You’re meant to smell that they’ve given you incorrect info, and replace it with the correct info. Through your smell alone, yes.
Dick.
miaau
March 16, 2016 at 16:53
have and a are not the same word……….
Lord Chaos
March 16, 2016 at 16:13
Or completely change the functionality on 99%
DragonSpirit009
March 16, 2016 at 16:15
I know how you feel! I had a similar problem a hour ago and I still want to break someone’s face.
HvR
March 16, 2016 at 16:22
You need some motivation bitch!!
Pariah
March 16, 2016 at 16:25
dafuq man. Just no.
miaau
March 16, 2016 at 16:51
Do you and I work together?
Just discovered a potential huge bump, cause of something similar. Sh!t
Ghost In The Rift
March 16, 2016 at 16:51
I work at Namibia’s best Telecommunications company so yeah feel you’re pain on a daily basis.
Ryanza
March 16, 2016 at 16:11
Ryanza
March 16, 2016 at 16:14
and to explain why I like the song above i’m going to use house music.
With house music you take a simple beat and a good female voice and you will find magic.
Lord Chaos
March 16, 2016 at 16:15
Just:
Ryanza
March 16, 2016 at 16:18
You don’t have to do it under my posts.
Pariah
March 16, 2016 at 16:18
Yes, he really does.
Ryanza
March 16, 2016 at 16:19
only in the minds of people like you.
Lord Chaos
March 16, 2016 at 16:21
Listen to the Amaranthe one and tell me you don’t like it.
Pariah
March 16, 2016 at 16:22
Currently headbanging to that. m/
Ryanza
March 16, 2016 at 16:23
That is besides the point.
Lord Chaos
March 16, 2016 at 16:25
Not all metal is just metal. You get those with electric, folk, and yes, even rap.
Just janking ‘ya chain dude. 😛
Ryanza
March 16, 2016 at 16:26
still besides the point.
Lord Chaos
March 16, 2016 at 16:28
Still not admitting metal crosses all boundaries.
And yes, I listened to all your songs.
Lord Chaos
March 16, 2016 at 16:23
I could have always done this: (******* it was awesome to see them live)
Lord Chaos
March 16, 2016 at 16:18
And with a great female voice you get this:
Ryanza
March 16, 2016 at 16:17
Bernie Sanders needed to win every state from this week onwards to be president but that evil bitch is wining.
So evil bitch vs Drumpf. And if that’s the case I want Trump to win. I just don’t trust that evil bitch.
USA wake up, Bernie Sanders is your man for president.
Don’t Support That Evil Bitch.
Lord Chaos
March 16, 2016 at 16:20
*honest crazy ass
Fixed it
Dresden
March 16, 2016 at 16:45
http://cdn.ebaumsworld.com/mediaFiles/picture/543180/83290916.gif
miaau
March 16, 2016 at 16:52
Wh-What? Seriously? What?
So this big Elephant is like, yeah, you, go away and just casually tosses the baby / toddler elephant a few meters.
Family matters, new male in town or something?