There’s nothing quite like French pastry – and no French pastry quite like pâte à choux, or choux pastry. It’s the sort that’s used to make eclairs, profiteroles, crullers, beignets, St. Honoré cake, quenelles, gougères, chouquettes and craquelins and all those other inconceivably delicious French pastries. And of course you get the croquembouche, a lumbering tower of cream or custard-filled profiteroles so favoured at weddings and other big celebrations. IN MY FACE, PROFITEROLE.
In Other News: Doom creator teasing something new, Dark Souls has gone dark, Goodbye Gamefront and a closer look at Gears of War 4
Here’s the news we didn’t post today because we were too busy shaving and dressing nicely because of all the women in the office.
News
Doom and Quake co-creator teasing new FPS project
There’s some messed-up stuff in this Let it Die teaser
The Division: no game changes during latest maintenance
It only took 46 hours to beat this insane Super Mario Maker level
Dark Souls 1 multiplayer dies mysteriously
Star Fox cartoon launching later this week
Danganronpa 2: Goodbye Despair is out now
Stuff
The anime of winter 2016 in review
Digital Foundry: Hands-on with Gears of War 4’s multiplayer beta
RIP GameFront, 1999-2016
Destiny’s April update welcomes back lapsed players, for now
Videos
What’s on at The Movies
This trailer for NO MEN BEYOND THIS POINT won’t take away my dignity
He’s gonna rise again in this trailer for THE BANKSY JOB
JURASSIC WORLD sequel officially finds its “impossible” director
BATMAN V SUPERMAN’s original cut was over 4 hours long!
Neil Gaiman to adapt his and Terry Pratchett’s GOOD OMENS for TV
Last Updated: April 19, 2016
Pariah
April 19, 2016 at 16:03
“Shaving & dressing nicely because of the women in the office”
Dude, Zoe’s not only married, she’s just had a kid. Really now.
Alien Emperor Trevor
April 19, 2016 at 16:09
Wow dude. That’s really insensitive. Martha, Sandy & Brenda exist, and have feelings you know.
Pariah
April 19, 2016 at 16:09
Yeah but we only care about good looking women. Didn’t you hear the CEO?
Pariah
April 19, 2016 at 16:05
Also, I’m rather glad you chose today’s Tasty Tuesday header as sweet pastry stuffs. I’m much less likely to want that – have to be in the mood for sweet things, and then the pastry has to beat Ice Cream, Shortbread, and Brownies before it even gets considered.
Alien Emperor Trevor
April 19, 2016 at 16:08
French pastry? NO! Cornish pastie!
Pariah
April 19, 2016 at 16:11
And now you made me want pie. DAMMIT.
Hammersteyn_hates_Raid0
April 19, 2016 at 16:11
You mutton chop
Pariah
April 19, 2016 at 16:11
*tjop
Victor Moolman
April 19, 2016 at 16:12
when’s the braai?
Pariah
April 19, 2016 at 16:13
Now I want braai vleis as well. DAMMIT.
Hammersteyn_hates_Raid0
April 19, 2016 at 16:10
Cell C be like…
C://Dos
C://Dos.run
run.Dos.run
Alien Emperor Trevor
April 19, 2016 at 16:11
No wonder Cell C doesn’t work. Syntax is wrong. Penguin detected.
Hammersteyn_hates_Raid0
April 19, 2016 at 16:17
When you activate a Penguins “bitch switch”
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Pariah
April 19, 2016 at 16:29
One for Umar 😀
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Hammersteyn_hates_Raid0
April 19, 2016 at 16:33
hehe
Sageville
April 19, 2016 at 16:41
BITCH SWITCH – ACTIVATE!
Hammersteyn_hates_Raid0
April 19, 2016 at 16:20
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Pariah
April 19, 2016 at 16:26
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Hammersteyn_hates_Raid0
April 19, 2016 at 16:26
Daaaaawwwwwww
Sageville
April 19, 2016 at 16:43
Woolies profiteroles.
Nuff said.
VampyreSquirrel
April 19, 2016 at 16:45
I could do with a dozen, or two, of those right now.
DragonSpirit009
April 19, 2016 at 17:40
Aw man I love poffertjies! Hate making them but they are really yummy!
Raptor Rants
April 20, 2016 at 07:01
I hope Dark Souls 1 multiplayer dying fixes the horrendous intermittent freezing of the game.
Admiral Chief in New York
April 20, 2016 at 07:17
I’m really not a fan of French pastries