I was surprised while shopping yesterday to see all the Christmas decorations and treats in the shops already. I was really confused. Okay, yes it seems early and I had the normal WTF reaction, but I’m confused by something else. Who buys cookies in October for the end of December? Who is buying the giant containers of candied popcorn or jelly sweets two months in advance? Surely they will be gross by then? Stick to buying decorations and Christmas cakes, at least those never expire.
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Here’s the news we didn’t post because we were too busy wondering about the warranty on humans.
News
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Stuff
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Civilization VI Launch Trailer
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The Movies
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SPIDER-MAN star Tom Holland talks about his solo movie; whether he will appear in INFINITY WAR
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Who knows what lies beneath the surface of this trailer for HBO’s star studded BIG LITTLE LIES
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Last Updated: October 19, 2016
Lord Chaos
October 19, 2016 at 16:03
Lewis Hamilton + CoD.
Yea, had no attraction to the game before, now it repulses me.
Hammersteyn_hates_Raid0
October 19, 2016 at 16:03
Rofl
Hammersteyn_hates_Raid0
October 19, 2016 at 16:03
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Andre Fourie
October 20, 2016 at 13:21
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Alien Emperor Trevor
October 19, 2016 at 16:05
Oh yeah, gingerbread men! Or as I like to call them – torture cookies!
“I’m eating your legs!” mwuhahahahaha
What? Don’t pretend like you don’t do it.
Hammersteyn_hates_Raid0
October 19, 2016 at 16:06
I soak them in coffee hahahaha
Lord Chaos
October 19, 2016 at 16:06
I don’t eat ginger.
Hammersteyn_hates_Raid0
October 19, 2016 at 16:07
They are so delicious and technically, it’s not murder
Lord Chaos
October 19, 2016 at 16:08
No. Ginger is death.
Jelly babies on the other hand…
Alien Emperor Trevor
October 19, 2016 at 16:09
What about the red jelly babies?
Hammersteyn_hates_Raid0
October 19, 2016 at 16:09
TO THE CAMPS!
Lord Chaos
October 19, 2016 at 16:10
I like putting their heads on the bodies of others.
Alien Emperor Trevor
October 19, 2016 at 16:11
You should put their heads on toothpicks & plant them around your house as a warning to the rest of them.
Lord Chaos
October 19, 2016 at 16:12
That’ll just give me an ant moat….
Hammersteyn_hates_Raid0
October 19, 2016 at 16:14
Probably red ants…
Alien Emperor Trevor
October 19, 2016 at 16:14
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Dutch Matrix
October 19, 2016 at 16:22
Gemmerkoekies… al rede wat mens daai goed eet want dit is die laastes wat in the Choise Assorted boks oor is…
Hammersteyn_hates_Raid0
October 19, 2016 at 16:23
XD ek sal joune dan eet
Admiral Chief
October 19, 2016 at 17:15
LOL gaan jy sy koekie eet?
Andre Fourie
October 20, 2016 at 13:26
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Lord Chaos
October 19, 2016 at 16:25
Wow, I’ll have to agree with you on that one.
Hammersteyn_hates_Raid0
October 19, 2016 at 16:26
I seem to never agree with him 🙁
miaau
October 19, 2016 at 17:04
Just putting it out there, I think people buy the sweets and cookies for Christmas not now for then, but rather between now and then, sort of thing.