BZZZHOOOWWWWW! VVVHHHHMMMM! No, I’m not having a seizure, procedure or the seizure procedure. Instead, I’m playing around with my latest acquisition, a Black Series Kylo Ren lightsaber. Ha, Alessandro ain’t the only nerd around these parts! Of course, he’s a proper light side of the Force kind of guy, while I prefer the full-body leather suits of the dark side, and their bitchin’ red lightsaber blades. Expect a full review of this bad boy, soon.
In Other News: Kittens may explode on your iPad, Nintendo triples up on Zelda history, can I get a Witness to this price and Phantom Dust may not be dead yet.
Here’s the news that we didn’t post today, because I was too busy being disappointed with how Chewy my Haribo Star Wars sweets were.
News
Kojima and PS4 architect Mark Cerny are travelling the world checking out game tech
Heavy metal platformer Slain! has been delayed
Microsoft registers another Phantom Dust trademark
The Witness preorders go live with a $40 price tag
Xbox 360 Disc-Scratch Lawsuit Appeal Referred to Supreme Court
Exploding Kittens ready to ignite on iOS
Nintendo officially adds Tri Force Heroes to the Zelda timeline
Ex-TSM Counter-Strike players form Astralis, become co-owners
Stuff
Pacifist Call of Duty player refuses to shoot the bad guys
Digital Foundry: Hands-on with Plats Vs Zombies Garden Warfare 2
15 small things that GTA IV does better than GTA V
I have to break Fallout 4 to finish it
Videos
What’s on at The Movies
SA’s Weekend Top 10: Who keeps watching POINT BREAK? –
This first trailer for NEIGHBORS 2: SORORITY RISING can relate to stupid young people! –
Midweek Movie Mouth-Off: your thoughts on this year’s Academy Award nominations
Official title, poster and release date for next FAST & FURIOUS film released
Surprise! Fox screens Deadpool for fans, first reactions are positive
First WONDER WOMAN footage revealed!
Last Updated: January 20, 2016
The Grand Admiral Chief Prime
January 20, 2016 at 16:01
Adios friends and emopster, time to see Gauteng drivers lose their minds over a few drops of rain
Ottokie
January 20, 2016 at 16:02
Rain? what is this rain???
Lord Chaos
January 20, 2016 at 16:04
You poor soul. Had some very nice rain this morning and the next storm is about to hit.
HvR
January 20, 2016 at 16:05
First time in my life I’m actually looking forward to some rain. My home office is like oven even with only the laptop turned on and I got R1000 water bill for daring to water my lawn for few minutes 3 times a week.
Just glad I do not live in Vredenburg or Heidelberg (WC), they’ve hit 40+ days this last 2 months more often than English cricket team took wickets.
Ottokie
January 20, 2016 at 16:06
I have to sleep with 2L frozen bottles of water otherwise I die, and you guys get the sweet sound of rain on the roof… 🙁
Captain JJ 'saurus
January 20, 2016 at 16:31
Woo!
Wait..what
Ottokie
January 20, 2016 at 16:33
I totally missed what this emopster thing is all about xD
Captain JJ 'saurus
January 20, 2016 at 16:36
Apparently, according to Admiral, I am an emo hipster. I’m not sure why…okay I have an idea why. Being Capetonian doesn’t help though
Ottokie
January 20, 2016 at 16:37
Just think if you wore pink as well 😛
Captain JJ 'saurus
January 20, 2016 at 16:37
emopsterock!
(have I gone too far? O_O)
Ottokie
January 20, 2016 at 16:38
just a smidge
The Grand Admiral Chief Prime
January 21, 2016 at 06:50
Please don’t make me post the proof
Captain JJ 'saurus
January 21, 2016 at 06:55
No. Please don’t
Ottokie
January 20, 2016 at 16:02
http://a.dilcdn.com/bl/wp-content/uploads/sites/8/2013/03/trippy.gif
Pariah
January 20, 2016 at 16:09
What is tha… All hail the overlords.
Jan Prins
January 20, 2016 at 16:16
Weak minded Buffoon!
I should Dawww look at the cute kittiez!!!
HvR
January 20, 2016 at 16:03
Was it only my side or did LazyGamer go “TheMovies” this afternoon
RinceThis
January 20, 2016 at 16:17
What do you mean?
HvR
January 20, 2016 at 16:45
Most of the afternoon only yesterday’s articles showed up on the main page
Captain JJ 'saurus
January 20, 2016 at 16:32
Rince’s influence is subtle but real.
RinceThis
January 20, 2016 at 16:33
Ha, wait a while longer, you have no idea 😉
Captain JJ 'saurus
January 20, 2016 at 16:34
I really missed TheMovies when they were down.
RinceThis
January 20, 2016 at 16:35
Well we’re back! I also managed to find another writer 🙂
Captain JJ 'saurus
January 20, 2016 at 16:36
Me!?
Wow, what a strange way to announce it, but I’ll accept it! ;P
RinceThis
January 20, 2016 at 16:37
Um. Uahh… Wait, get back here!
Captain JJ 'saurus
January 20, 2016 at 16:43
XD
Ottokie
January 20, 2016 at 16:06
https://media.giphy.com/media/QDRJ6IJzFSR1K/giphy.gif
HvR
January 20, 2016 at 16:09
OPEN THE TAP!!!!!
Jan Prins
January 20, 2016 at 16:08
Dear D.
You are my hero. Again.
Wonder Woman Rules!!!!!
Alien Emperor Trevor
January 20, 2016 at 16:09
That’s not the Slaine I’m looking for…
Ottokie
January 20, 2016 at 16:09
http://i.imgur.com/yEnpm5v.gif
The Grand Admiral Chief Prime
January 20, 2016 at 16:11
Nazi cat
Pariah
January 20, 2016 at 16:14
Sig meow?
Hammersteyn
January 20, 2016 at 16:25
http://fakeplus.com/pictures/jpg/-nazi-cat-already-has-hamburg_20120512182929.jpg
RinceThis
January 20, 2016 at 16:16
I don’t see how the Pora can be the light side of the force with all the oil he consumes…
Hammersteyn
January 20, 2016 at 16:23
He also looks like he could be Kylo Ren’s distant cousin or something
RinceThis
January 20, 2016 at 16:32
Why cus of the greasy hair? You are horrible! hehehehe
Hammersteyn
January 20, 2016 at 16:40
The nose too.
*Runs
Hammersteyn
January 20, 2016 at 16:21
Hideo Kojima and Mark Cerny working together???
https://media.giphy.com/media/qJtJDTyspyE9O/giphy.gif
Pieter Kruger
January 20, 2016 at 17:38
Knack 2, a stealth game……..????