I’ve been trying to cut down on the amount of crap I eat. It’s not because I’m unhappy being a fat bastard, or that I think I need to get in to shape or some sort of misguided goal like that. It’s more because I’d like to live to see 40, and putting deep fried cheese in to my gob isn’t likely to help. And it’s been good. I’ve not shoved cake in to my face for ages now – but truth be told, I’ve never really fancied the stuff much.
Deep fried cheese though? That’s the sort of thing that calls out to me in my dreams. Right now, I’d slap me own mum for a Mozzarella stick, yes I would.
In Other News: Cuphead is tough, Vivendi keeps on gobbling up Ubisoft, G2A is a dark hole of shady practices and ReRoll is gone.
Here’s the news we didn’t post today because we were to busy unfollowing Darryn on Twitter.
News
Ambitious RPG from ex-Ubisoft devs, ReRoll, has been cancelled
Vivendi now owns 20% of Ubisoft shares
Harvey Smith wants Dishonored to become a pen and paper RPG
Offworld Trading Company gets map editor DLC today
Cuphead’s platforming levels are brutal
Civilization 6 trailer explains changes to cities
Sony is rolling out PlayStation VR demos at retail
Inafune says launch version of Mighty No.9 ‘is better than nothing’
Stuff
That’s one way to land a spaceship
Skyrim remastered: PS4, Xbox, PC, mods and everything we know
Overwatch fans have turned Tracer into a completely different character
Murky world of PC game key reselling exposed by indie developer
Videos
What’s on at The Movies
Eli Roth to direct Bruce Willis in DEATH WISH remake
Promise to hold on tight for the new trailer for MISS PEREGRINE’S HOME FOR PECULIAR CHILDREN
Writer Dean Devlin talks the STARGATE reboot trilogy: It will finish telling the story
Still a chance we could see Jack Bauer in 24: LEGACY
Margot Robbie set to star in Tonya Harding biopic
Last Updated: June 21, 2016
VampyreSquirrel
June 21, 2016 at 16:03
Is it safe to follow Darryn again yet?
Alien Emperor Trevor
June 21, 2016 at 16:08
Was it ever?
Pariah
June 21, 2016 at 16:09
We all know the answer.
Raptor Rants
June 21, 2016 at 17:24
Took the words right out mymouth
Alien Emperor Trevor
June 21, 2016 at 16:09
Remember what happened to Tali when she followed Sheppar-D.
Pariah
June 21, 2016 at 16:09
No. I killed her.
Hammersteyn_hates_Raid0
June 21, 2016 at 16:17
A Sheppard needs to guard his flock and he didn’t
Geoffrey Tim
June 21, 2016 at 16:10
Nope.
Dutch Matrix
June 21, 2016 at 16:07
Die Hard, Death Wish… Can Bruce make up his mind?
Hammersteyn_hates_Raid0
June 21, 2016 at 16:16
Why not both?
Dutch Matrix
June 21, 2016 at 16:22
Because I am a whiny little bitch with Charles Bronson reasons.
Pariah
June 21, 2016 at 16:09
Deep Fried Cheese. Damn you Geoff. XD
Hammersteyn_hates_Raid0
June 21, 2016 at 16:16
That looks so goooooooooood
Hammersteyn_hates_Raid0
June 21, 2016 at 16:17
Just because
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Raptor Rants
June 21, 2016 at 17:24
What the actual
Hammersteyn_hates_Raid0
June 21, 2016 at 16:19
“It’s better than nothing” – just wow, not even Ubisoft had that to say about the broken state Unity was in.
Ottokie
June 21, 2016 at 16:25
Deep fried cheese… that’s the stuff dreams are made of
Hammersteyn_hates_Raid0
June 21, 2016 at 16:28
My dreams are Limburger
Greylingad[He Charges!]
June 22, 2016 at 05:31
That vivendi take over is going to be interesting to watch!