I know it isn’t Tuesday, that Geoff already waxed lyrical about delicious food yesterday, but I don’t care. I was away all of last week in beautiful Knysna where I spent most of my time eating oysters. I know, they aren’t for everyone – you sort of either love them or hate them. But I love them – the salty and yet clean taste of the sea is pure perfection. Sure, you can add a squeeze of lemon and a crack of pepper, but it’s already great just the way it is. Of course, whomever ate them the first time was a strange, brave person.
In other news: For Honor has some cool character models, Japan is crazy for Pokemon GO and GTA modders are going to war.
Here’s the news we didn’t post today because we were too busy trying to teach Darryn to eat real food.
News
Rez Infinite’s new content is so good, it made me cry
The Smart Swordplay & Wonderful Character Models Of Ubisoft’s For Honor
Ivern’s ability kit includes making brushes and a big stone golem
The Division PTS has a confirmed date
Stuff
Jack Reacher Video Game Has a Great Name
GTA 5 mod makers go to war over “stolen” files
Police Dealing With Pokémon Go Chaos In Tokyo
Vidja
Dear Esther: Landmark Edition – Launch Trailer | PS4
NBA 2K17 – Assembling Isn’t Easy (TV Spot Bloopers)
RECORE (Honest Game Trailers)
The Movies
Netflix’s live-action DEATH NOTE remake won’t pull any punches as it goes for an R-rating
There are hazards ahead in this new trailer for CG film RESIDENT EVIL: VENDETTA
Midweek Movie Mouth-Off: your most underrated TV series
Clive Owen is back as the BMW driver in new short film by Neill Blomkamp!
WE REVIEW THE MAGNIFICENT SEVEN – MORE EXCITING ACTIONER THAN MAGNIFICENT WESTERN
Last Updated: September 21, 2016
Original Heretic
September 21, 2016 at 16:05
The only thing that stood out for me in the header is the Tabasco sauce. Hmmm, Tabasco….
Pariah ???
September 21, 2016 at 16:10
I’d rather empty a bottle of that into my eyes than eat an oyster.
Alien Emperor Trevor
September 21, 2016 at 16:11
And then eat said eye.
Original Heretic
September 21, 2016 at 16:12
Oysters aren’t that bad, if can get over the “this feels like someone else’s snot in mouth” feeling that comes along with eating them.
Pariah ???
September 21, 2016 at 16:13
They are that bad for me. Simply not going to happen. Snot in my mouth would be a happier choice for me.
Original Heretic
September 21, 2016 at 16:17
So, no Fear Factor for you then?
Pariah ???
September 21, 2016 at 17:10
Hell no. I like my taste buds.
Alien Emperor Trevor
September 21, 2016 at 16:06
Real food… made real good #amirite D!
miaau
September 21, 2016 at 16:24
They taste so good cause they eat so good!
Pariah ???
September 21, 2016 at 16:08
Teach Darryn to eat real food? Yet you eat that? As much as I hate KFC with all my heart, I’d choose a whole 21 piece bucket with a side of dunked wings over a single oyster.
Dutch Matrix
September 21, 2016 at 16:11
Those wings aren’t half bad to be honest.
Andre Fourie
September 22, 2016 at 08:04
If you put the right amount of pepper, lemon juice and tabasco on they are awesome.
Andre Fourie
September 22, 2016 at 08:03
If you don’t like oysters, you are not doing it right.
Pariah ???
September 22, 2016 at 08:19
Next you’ll tell me a Peanut allergy is psychosomatic.
HvR
September 21, 2016 at 16:25
Bunch of Gauteng philistines not knowing what good food is.
FYI if the oyster you eating at Kokonos’s Fish Place is snotty it is probably off or previously frozen. FRESH is the keyword here.
Sageville
September 22, 2016 at 09:44
Oysters?
Nope, nopety nope nope. https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/83c4efd1d3c3addcddbe886e6fd3fb9cbc931782eee8698af3d0f4f9cf662591.gif