I’ve decided to take over the world. This whole idea of democracy and waiting for my future serfs to vote me into power is taking way too long as it is. And as your new ruler, I shall be a wise and benevolent ruler. Who spends the entire national budget on creating an actual Jaeger that I shall use to flatten Cape Town and that f***ing mountain for good. Now if anyone is looking for a job where they get to scrape hipsters and real estate agents off the boots of my Jaeger, there might still be some openings available.
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Last Updated: June 27, 2016
Pariah
June 27, 2016 at 16:05
Hmmm. Where’d the movies section go?
Dutch Matrix
June 27, 2016 at 16:12
It saw your ugly mug and ran away. 😛
HvR
June 27, 2016 at 17:50
They said new Independence Day movie was mediocre and had to …. be taken care of.
Admiral Chief Maximum Effort
June 27, 2016 at 16:12
Flatten the flat mountain lolz
HvR
June 27, 2016 at 17:20
I would laugh less, that mountain has surprisingly big influence on your salary.
Hammersteyn_hates_Raid0
June 27, 2016 at 16:16
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Hargrim
June 27, 2016 at 16:20
Right, first problem, Jaegers need two pilots in a mental link to control. Any volunteers to get in Darryn’s head?
Hammersteyn_hates_Raid0
June 27, 2016 at 16:21
Well he does have a split personality, Bertmen and Martha
HvR
June 27, 2016 at 17:15
Second problem, his Jaeger pilot suit is a neon green mankini
Raptor Rants
June 27, 2016 at 16:27
*hill.
Not mountain
Hammersteyn_hates_Raid0
June 27, 2016 at 16:29
Capetonians be like
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Raptor Rants
June 27, 2016 at 16:31
Plenty of salt in the sea. Which is too cold to swim in.
Hammersteyn_hates_Raid0
June 27, 2016 at 16:32
XD
Pariah
June 27, 2016 at 16:33
You know there are 2 oceans in Cape Town right? The warm one AND the cold one. We have options. Also there’s more than one mountain here.
Hammersteyn_hates_Raid0
June 27, 2016 at 16:35
Ssssssh they have nothing, except crime, traffic and protesters
Pariah
June 27, 2016 at 16:35
LOL
Raptor Rants
June 27, 2016 at 16:36
The cold one and the !@#$ cold one. The warm current of the Aghulas is so cold by that point it can not be considered warm by any other measure except for measuring it against the much colder Benguela.
Measured against that ANYTHING is warm.
But measured against itself higher up in the Indian ocean… yeah it’s cold at that point.
The other mountains aren’t as popular as tafel hill
Pariah
June 27, 2016 at 16:42
Popularised, no. But they are all far superior in every way besides one: they don’t attract gullible tourists.
HvR
June 27, 2016 at 17:16
Beat me to it
HvR
June 27, 2016 at 17:16
*koud one and piskoud one
Ottokie
June 27, 2016 at 16:43
“Who spends the entire national budget on creating an actual Jaeger that I shall use to flatten Cape Town and that f***ing mountain for good.”
So beautiful, it brings a tear to my eye xD
Hammersteyn_hates_Raid0
June 27, 2016 at 16:46
Jobs half done though
Ottokie
June 27, 2016 at 16:48
Yup, needs to move about 50km out of CPT and go “flatten” that as well