It’s the Lazygamer Black Friday sale! Ste right up, we’ve got some awesome deals for you! A pair of overused Porras, only R49.95! Geoff’s sleeping pills, which may or may not actually be horse tranquilisers! R79.95! My dignity, respect and social standing in life! Half-off for R0! Our secret ION folder from back in the day! R999.95! Hurry, offers end as soon as my briefcase is full of enough cash for me to scuttle away with.
In Other News: Here’s your fourth Disaster Report, Blizzard ups the stakes, I recognise that Fez and the dark secret of Machoke.
Here’s the news that we didn’t post today, because we were too busy realising that Black Friday is the closest that we’ll ever get to having a real-life version of the Purge.
News
Here’s the first Disaster Report 4 Plus: Summer Memories trailer
Sociable Soccer Kickstarter cancelled
PES 2016 gets Torres, international kits, Maracana stadium next week
Blizzard raises stakes on Hearthstone with $1.9m prize pool
Chrono Trigger’s Millennial Fair goes Unreal 4
Steam introduces “trade holds” to help protect against scammers
Pokemon Picross will launch on December 3
Fez finally gets the notebook it needs in $100 Limited Edition
Stuff
Machoke and Machamp have a deep, dark secret
If real life glitched like video games
Happy 17th birthday, Sega Dreamcast
Videos
Could you survive a Fallout?
5 disastrous attempts at video game marketing
What’s on at The Movies
Russo brothers talk about that CAPTAIN AMERICA: CIVIL WAR trailer
We all need to run… and watch this new trailer for STAR WARS: THE FORCE AWAKENS
Movies out Today: 27 November 2015
THE LAST WITCH HUNTER winners are…
MEN IN BLACK 4 to feature a female lead
Last Updated: November 27, 2015
VampyreSquirrel
November 27, 2015 at 16:03
THE ION Folder? Only R999.95!? I’ll take TWO!
Raptor Rants
November 27, 2015 at 16:11
and share the second with me right? Gift to a friend and all
Jan Prins
November 27, 2015 at 16:12
Just go and google ugly women. We all know D got no taste!
Hammersteyn
November 27, 2015 at 16:11
Two of these????
Raptor Rants
November 27, 2015 at 16:12
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Raptor Rants
November 27, 2015 at 16:13
WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY U DOOOOO DIIIIIIIIIIIIS?????
Hammersteyn
November 27, 2015 at 16:13
Just needed to make sure is all
RinceThis
November 27, 2015 at 16:14
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! You cross the line man, YOU CROSS THE LINE!
Hammersteyn
November 27, 2015 at 16:15
*sniff* Wish @Admiral_Chief:disqus could witness me.
WITNESS!
Jan Prins
November 27, 2015 at 16:16
You want him to spray chrome well spray in your mouth? Time for me to diss this joint!
RinceThis
November 27, 2015 at 16:17
Have a good one man!
Jan Prins
November 27, 2015 at 16:17
Have a good one man? I dunno. Us cannibals consider at least two to be the start a good one!
RinceThis
November 27, 2015 at 16:27
Bwahahaha
Jan Prins
November 27, 2015 at 16:25
Also thanks! And behave yourself!
RinceThis
November 27, 2015 at 16:16
I witness nothing!
VampyreSquirrel
November 27, 2015 at 16:23
Notice me senpai!!!! LMAO
Admiral Chief - CHAAARGE!
November 30, 2015 at 09:01
I SEE YOU!
Jan Prins
November 27, 2015 at 16:15
Oh! Hi Mom!
oVg
November 27, 2015 at 16:16
It is your job as the middleman to update the ION each day with a hottie from the past potty in the comment section below. I challenge you.
Even Team Ninja would be impressed. The sensitive Gamer Gaters would have to deal with you and not LG.
VampyreSquirrel
November 27, 2015 at 16:16
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA you chop!
HvR
November 27, 2015 at 17:12
Yes it is a minefield between that, Daryn pics bute there were the left to right ones …. I miss left to right
http://www.lazygamer.net/images/2012/07/CamillaDavalos.jpg
oVg
November 27, 2015 at 16:14
4 Cents for the bag? cheapskates
Hammersteyn
November 27, 2015 at 16:04
https://49.media.tumblr.com/80ca080a22e43db2a5844a4edac0bf21/tumblr_nevtgqXBVw1qirvx4o1_500.gif
RinceThis
November 27, 2015 at 16:14
Me in 30 minutes!
Hammersteyn
November 27, 2015 at 16:14
XD
RinceThis
November 27, 2015 at 16:17
You KNOW it! Pity you not in CT for the meet up tomorrow man!
oVg
November 27, 2015 at 16:18
He would not know what to do. All he will see are dick pics everywhere 😛
RinceThis
November 27, 2015 at 16:19
hahahaha
Hammersteyn
November 27, 2015 at 16:34
Yeah, will see March next year
oVg
November 27, 2015 at 16:18
spillage!!!
Hammersteyn
November 27, 2015 at 16:34
I’ll lick it up of the counter
oVg
November 27, 2015 at 16:39
Good man. The gods of Valhalla would be proud.
RinceThis
November 27, 2015 at 16:29
Right,fuck this, BEER TIME!
Raptor Rants
November 27, 2015 at 16:10
I’ll take Gavin for an Oreo
RinceThis
November 27, 2015 at 16:15
Can I take 4 LG Tenrts, I mean tents, I mean shirts…
Guest
November 27, 2015 at 16:20
Since everyone seems to be in this thread, I’ll just post this here again…
Seems like Witcher 3 is going for R450 on the SA PSN store and R400 on the Xbox store.
Have a good weekend everyone 🙂
oVg
November 27, 2015 at 16:21
R450 + R450 internet cap = R900 😛
RinceThis
November 27, 2015 at 16:22
And 70 for PS+
oVg
November 27, 2015 at 16:23
and 3 days for the 17gig patch:P
RinceThis
November 27, 2015 at 16:28
hahaha
oVg
November 27, 2015 at 16:22
Is the extra R50 for the PS4 the Blu-Ray version?
VampyreSquirrel
November 27, 2015 at 16:25
And R299 at BT Games for PC 😛
oVg
November 27, 2015 at 16:26
Plastic casing for a paper key code… like Fallout 4. My mind boggles.
VampyreSquirrel
November 27, 2015 at 16:53
Troll
RinceThis
November 27, 2015 at 16:28
You too!
oVg
November 27, 2015 at 16:42
Some be having it 🙂
VampyreSquirrel
November 27, 2015 at 16:59
Lekker naweek almal!
Disclaimer: It even felt wrong typing that.
Hammersteyn
November 27, 2015 at 17:23
Dis so verkeerd dit voel reg?
HvR
November 27, 2015 at 17:27
Wat hy gesê het?
VampyreSquirrel
November 30, 2015 at 08:10
Nope, not even that.