I don’t even like the stuff, if we’re being honest. I’m not a big fan of meringue; that slow baked blend of whipped egg whites and sugar. That said, when it’s done right – with a crisp outer layer, and a chewy, almost marshmallow centre – topped with tart fruit to cut through the sugar and the richness of the whipped cream, it can be quite incredible.
Yes, we’re talking Pavlova – for a few reasons. I saw it flash up in my Twitter feed a bit today (Hi Allan and Umar!). That and I also wanted something containing peaches, in the hopes that we may actually see an impeachment today.
In Other News: Life is Stranger than fiction, Why Rocket League exploded, play Smite at 60fps (on console!) and get extra XP in Blizzard’s moba.
Here’s the new we didn’t get to because we were too busy reading Jacob and the Giant Impeachment.
News
Play any Heroes of the Storm character free this weekend and get extra XP
Road Redemption release aimed at the end of summer
Smite 60fps option coming to PS4 & Xbox One with next patch
Vermintide has sold half a million copies, free update on the way
Kingdom Hearts Unchained X launches in North America this week
Fan takes to Kickstarter to fund Life Is Strange 2
Street Fighter boss would love to see ‘Nintendo vs. Capcom’
Stuff
Meet the tester who changed Street Fighter
Nintendo ends support for original DS in Japan
Why Rocket League blew up (and its predecessor didn’t)
Cosplay photographers are tired of people stealing their work
Videos
What’s on at The Movies
Mel Gibson is a real success story in this first trailer for BLOOD FATHER
Stephen King’s The Shining sequel to get movie adaptation
John Carpenter’s STARMAN set for a remake
Warner Bros rolls its dice and gets the DUNGEONS & DRAGONS film and director
Daniel Radclife is a farting corpse in the trailer for SWISS ARMY MAN… seriously!
Politics is war by other means in this new trailer for ALL THE WAY
Next Rob Zombie film 31 finally gets a release date
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Last Updated: April 5, 2016
Alien Emperor Trevor
April 5, 2016 at 16:02
I just need to hear Pavlova and *ding* my mouth starts watering.
Lord Chaos
April 5, 2016 at 16:03
You stole my comment!!!
Where the hell did you place the probe? O_o
Alien Emperor Trevor
April 5, 2016 at 16:06
Great minds think alike! Unlike those fools that never differ.
miaau
April 5, 2016 at 16:37
Who is the more foolish? The fool or the fool who knows movie quotes and uses them in real life to explain concepts?
Edit* To try and explain concepts. try. That is the key word here. try. Falls flat, a lot.
Geoffrey Tim
April 5, 2016 at 16:06
YOOOOUUUU!
miaau
April 5, 2016 at 16:32
Pavlova
Here is a tissue.
Pariah
April 5, 2016 at 16:05
To be fair, I want Pavlova too, since mentioning it earlier. Not with peaches though, I’ll leave that to parliament.
miaau
April 5, 2016 at 16:32
Or you can leave the Peaches to the Presidents of the USA, then?
miaau
April 5, 2016 at 16:33
Donald the BananaTrump
April 5, 2016 at 16:06
While you’re all watching Parliament TV, remember one thing… Donald Trump > Jacob Zuma
Pariah
April 5, 2016 at 16:06
Yeah. That’s because he’s not our problem.
Alien Emperor Trevor
April 5, 2016 at 16:08
Why do I have to choose between two cancers instead of not having it?
Pariah
April 5, 2016 at 16:08
Because this is real life?
Alien Emperor Trevor
April 5, 2016 at 16:08
Both of them make me think this is just fantasy. 😉
Donald the BananaTrump
April 5, 2016 at 16:09
One has a glorious orange mane, the other is a potato!
HvR
April 5, 2016 at 16:10
*conjoined-potato
Pariah
April 5, 2016 at 16:11
At least it’s self-cleaning. Right?
HvR
April 5, 2016 at 16:14
In the US choosing a president is like choosing between different types of diarrhea.
In SA we do not get a choice we get it all-in-one.
Greylingad[CNFRMD]
April 5, 2016 at 17:28
Yes, over there you get to choose between vomiting and diarrhea,here you get nausea,diarrhea,vomiting, bronchitis, genital infections and an immune deficiency,just for good measure, this all, because you didn’t choose the one in power…
Hammersteyn
April 5, 2016 at 16:44
We need Trump as our president so that we can build a wall around the Western Cape
Dresden
April 5, 2016 at 17:00
I second this motion!
Greylingad[CNFRMD]
April 5, 2016 at 17:23
Not before you let me in there!
Donald the BananaTrump
April 5, 2016 at 18:29
I don’t know bru, you could be a Mexican…..
Greylingad[CNFRMD]
April 5, 2016 at 19:20
Pero yo ni siquiera sé hablar español… Tal vez si he intentado un acento diferente
Strawman Jim
April 5, 2016 at 19:57
OH SNAP!!!!! MEXICANS!!!!
Lost
April 5, 2016 at 17:33
Built it around the Freestate, a few truck loads of alcohol at the centre and after a week fill it with water.
Donald the BananaTrump
April 5, 2016 at 18:26
Damn straight, you can’t have Mexicans invading the Cape.
HvR
April 5, 2016 at 16:09
Mmmm a peach, I can eat a peach for hours.
Pariah
April 5, 2016 at 16:15
miaau
April 6, 2016 at 09:27
further. they will ruin it further.
Based on the previous D&d movie
miaau
April 5, 2016 at 16:31
A new Dungeons and Dragons film? That is just what we need.
Actor 1: I am a level 5 thief, so I will pick the lock.
Actor 3: I can support you, I am a level 7 mage and can cast Knock.
Actor 6: I am told that I am a level 6 Fighter and am told to guard your back. I am also here, as Actor 6, as the other actors left. Also, what is a level 6 fighter anyway?
Donald the BananaTrump
April 5, 2016 at 18:52
They’ll ruin it by putting a Wayan’s brother in it… just you watch.
“Bitch please, I’m an 18 inch rogue”
http://ddoplayers.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/marlon-wayans_DD.jpg
Dresden
April 5, 2016 at 16:34
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Donald the BananaTrump
April 5, 2016 at 18:48
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