Matty isn’t here today. In fact he hasn’t been here all week. He’s taken an early holiday to go frolic with the people from the flat mountain for seven days, eating all sorts of weird hipster foods and sending us all pictures of them before he digs in. Suffice to say, I couldn’t be more proud of him right now, while the rest of the team looks on in hipster-hating disgust. Weirdos.
In Other News: Lara Croft is best enjoyed on the GO, FEZ sees new life in extremely limited edition and Valve is channelling that Star Wars fever in their latest Steam Sale.
Here’s the news we didn’t post today, because we were all too busy reclaiming our homelands for people who are taking our games away.
News
Downloading the free King’s Quest episode with PS+ locks you out of a bonus episode – report
Lara Croft Go Gets Free Expansion, Twitch Event, And Flash Sale
Ubisoft confident Rainbow Six Siege’s server issues will be fixed in time for launch
Steam Thanksgiving sale goes big on Star Wars
The Patriarch returns in the newest update for Killing Floor 2
Stuff
Fez Is Getting A $100 Physical Limited Edition Three Years After Release
Indie Game That Was Featured on House of Cards, Monument Valley, Gets New Merch Line
Modders are remaking Fallout 1 in Fallout New Vegas
Videos
Star Wars: The Force Awakens trailer sweded
Splatoon – Did You Know Gaming? Feat. Jimmy Whetzel
The Movies
New set pics show a bloody Matt Damon in the THE BOURNE IDENTITY 5
AQUAMAN movie villain revealed, for now
Battle of the Bonds: DANIEL CRAIG
Battle of the Bonds: PIERCE BROSNAN
Nobody cares about reality in this first trailer for Terrence Mallick’s KNIGHT OF CUPS
This new trailer LEGENDS OF TOMORROW is going to get a little rough!
Last Updated: November 26, 2015
Jan Prins
November 26, 2015 at 16:04
I have a headache. So glad to see the tail end of this day. Now just traffic and Friday to get through… Then it is Beer time!
No. No Beer for me.
HvR
November 26, 2015 at 16:07
CAPE TOWN FESTIVAL OF BEEEEEEER!!!!! starts tomorrow.
Jan Prins
November 26, 2015 at 16:16
If I start hiking now from Joburg, think I will make it to Cape Town by tomorrow? Keeping in mind I will not accept lifts from strangers, in case they murder my delicate behind?
RinceThis
November 26, 2015 at 16:18
Well Cape Town has a bit of a reputation when it comes to that sort of thing… So not sure how safe you would be here either 😛
Jan Prins
November 26, 2015 at 16:22
Boet, I live in Gauteng. Over here, even Rottweilers do not walk alone after dark.
RinceThis
November 26, 2015 at 16:25
I was talking about our status as being the Pink capital of Africa 😛
Hammersteyn
November 26, 2015 at 16:30
We have a gay festival in Knysna every year. I go for the oysters. they’re fresh and slimey… wait what
HvR
November 26, 2015 at 16:31
I dare you to google “gay festival oyster”
Hammersteyn
November 27, 2015 at 08:16
no thanks 😛
Ottokie
November 26, 2015 at 16:31
…wrong festival
Alien Emperor Trevor
November 26, 2015 at 18:17
So THAT’S what AC/DC was singing about.
Captain JJ never changes
November 26, 2015 at 16:42
Yes it does. It will be glorious.
RinceThis
November 26, 2015 at 16:14
Beer will fix you. I promise.
Jan Prins
November 26, 2015 at 16:17
Sadly it will cause more breakage than fixing. 🙁
RinceThis
November 26, 2015 at 16:13
And no mention of the LG meet up in Cape Town this weekend Alessandro?! You utter bastard!
Hammersteyn
November 26, 2015 at 16:14
Kids need not apply, that’s why
RinceThis
November 26, 2015 at 16:14
lol
HvR
November 26, 2015 at 16:30
You even hosting it in Obs for crying out loud.
Ottokie
November 26, 2015 at 16:23
http://ak-hdl.buzzfed.com/static/2013-10/enhanced/webdr06/15/10/anigif_enhanced-buzz-25498-1381845743-9.gif
Jan Prins
November 26, 2015 at 16:24
I swear. The Internet has become one big Cat Lady.
Hammersteyn
November 26, 2015 at 16:24
Cat lady that loves porn
Jan Prins
November 26, 2015 at 16:25
And that loves telling me things about my Mom I do not wish to know! Cheers good Peeps! Till tomroow tomorrow.
HvR
November 26, 2015 at 16:29
SO … MANY …. NOT FAMILY FRIENDLY JOKES.
miaau
November 26, 2015 at 16:29
Goldfinger. Interesting movie. that sort of pun / joke terms?
Ottokie
November 26, 2015 at 16:25
http://funnystack.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/Funny-Cat-6.gif
miaau
November 26, 2015 at 16:32
portrait of how I feel right now.
RinceThis
November 26, 2015 at 16:25
This is literally Trevor and everyone else’s relationship… trololol
Ottokie
November 26, 2015 at 16:27
http://25.media.tumblr.com/d272fa97d8171ba9898a9cbc439b9902/tumblr_mfbjm1NYnB1ryu3g1o1_400.gif
Hammersteyn
November 26, 2015 at 16:28
That’s me when people bump into me at the pub. Dogs better looking though
RinceThis
November 26, 2015 at 16:29
I can vouch for this…
Hammersteyn
November 26, 2015 at 16:30
I can vouch you want a beer as badly as I do atm.
RinceThis
November 26, 2015 at 16:30
I am leaving right now, gym, then beer like a BOSS!
Hammersteyn
November 26, 2015 at 16:31
XD
Ottokie
November 26, 2015 at 16:29
xD
30 min to burn till this day ends and I can finally get some gaming in this week
Captain JJ never changes
November 26, 2015 at 16:48
Beards >>> Pug
Captain JJ never changes
November 26, 2015 at 16:41
Every day is Table Mountain day
HvR
November 26, 2015 at 16:59
Today it is more cloudy mountain day.
Captain JJ never changes
November 26, 2015 at 16:47
Looks like you’re trying really hard to make it sound like Matty is not supposed to enjoy it here, but he is so much. 😀
HvR
November 26, 2015 at 16:55
I can just imagine Matty skipping happily in a non-mainstream way in his loafers down the aisles of the Old Biscuit Mill. His fro treating him to freshly roasted, not too toasted, Fairtrade, independently farmed, eco-friendly flown half-way around the world espresso.
Captain JJ never changes
November 26, 2015 at 16:57
Haha. You have a talent for subtlety. 😀
HvR
November 26, 2015 at 17:04
Actually forgot to mention the oats cookie he is enjoying made from wild honey harvested from slopes of the twelve apostles, non-GMO oats grown in by hand in the valleys Malmesbury and eggs bought from the happy chickens who are selling their own eggs at the stall next door. You can taste the chicken happiness.
Alien Emperor Trevor
November 26, 2015 at 18:15
What?! You may as well be eating KFC zinger wings.
Captain JJ never changes
November 27, 2015 at 06:57
XD
Captain JJ never changes
November 27, 2015 at 07:02
That Star Wars trailer blows my mind.
Admiral Chief - CHAAARGE!
November 27, 2015 at 07:33
Likewise!