Prepare your mind, body and soul for…SHARKNADO

There are movies out there which are testaments to the creativity of mankind. Citizen Kane, The Godfather, Ghostbusters and Terminator 2: Judgement Day, to name just a few. And then, there is the kind of movie which is begging to be picked up by distributors, but goshdarnit, they just can’t see the genius of of the flick.

Of course, I’m talking about what mght very well be the Avengers of 2013. The greatest film of the year. Ladies and gentlemen, I give you…Sharknado!

Scraped from the very finest barrel bottoms beneath other bottoms, Sharknado asks a Trenzalore-level question: What if Sharks could fly? And how much cash could we save by presumably cutting corners left, right and centre? From the folks who brought you other Shark-based flights of fancy, Sharknado tells the tale of mankind’s greatest enemy (next to dolphins), as they prepare to dominate the skies:

When a freak hurricane swamps Los Angeles, thousands of sharks terrorize the waterlogged populace. And when the high-speed winds form tornadoes in the desert, nature’s deadliest killer rules water, land, and air.

Starring a who’s available list of actors such as Tara Reid and John Heard, the film will be out later this year. And will most likely be followed with sequels such as Sharkano, Sharquake and Sharktown Prawns: Johannesburg Edition.

Last Updated: June 4, 2013